This country is fcking us so hard I just threw away my vibrator
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😲😲😂😂🤣🤣🤣
aug 30, 2025, 7:28 pm • 1 0 • view
That's unfortunate, because vibrators can bring more joy than encroaching fascism.
aug 29, 2025, 6:20 pm • 1 0 • view
😂😅🤣
aug 30, 2025, 2:02 am • 1 0 • view
aug 29, 2025, 6:48 pm • 1 0 • view
aug 29, 2025, 7:50 pm • 1 0 • view
That's why the dumpster was making that weird sound 🤔 🤣🤣
aug 30, 2025, 12:20 pm • 1 0 • view
Don't throw it away, just stash it. Things will calm after DICK-TATOR Orange 🍊 Turd 💩 kicks the bucket. Hopefully. Oh shit. That only means couch-fucker takes over. Never mind the optimism then. Fuck it. I'm throwing my vibrator now too.
aug 29, 2025, 6:39 pm • 3 0 • view
Thanks for that
aug 29, 2025, 6:14 pm • 1 0 • view
Yeh, sure 🤣
aug 30, 2025, 7:03 am • 2 0 • view
At least you will save money on batteries. 😏
aug 29, 2025, 7:39 pm • 1 0 • view
😆😆😆
aug 30, 2025, 5:51 pm • 1 0 • view
West Point made the decision to hang portrait of Robert E Lee. They might as well hang one of Benedict Arnold, he was commander of West Point when he tried to give it to the British. Both were heroes before the committed treason. Both lost the war.
aug 29, 2025, 9:59 pm • 11 3 • view
Lee is the greatest traitor in US history
aug 29, 2025, 10:27 pm • 1 0 • view
😂😂😂
aug 29, 2025, 7:55 pm • 1 0 • view
Can’t even have relaxing fun anymore 🤦🏼 it’s bull s
aug 29, 2025, 6:43 pm • 1 0 • view
Never heard it put quite that way... But it works 😂
aug 29, 2025, 7:05 pm • 1 0 • view
Girrrrrrl, you’re too funny!!!
aug 29, 2025, 9:52 pm • 2 0 • view
You had me at girrrrl 😬
aug 29, 2025, 10:26 pm • 2 0 • view
Butt plugs too?
aug 29, 2025, 9:18 pm • 1 0 • view
They’re going to raise the prices for Preparation H
aug 29, 2025, 7:22 pm • 1 0 • view
And no lube. Just plowing us jack rabbit style.
aug 29, 2025, 7:05 pm • 3 0 • view
Eek
aug 30, 2025, 5:01 pm • 1 0 • view
Tariffs on batteries?😉
aug 30, 2025, 4:59 pm • 1 0 • view
🤣
aug 30, 2025, 5:06 pm • 2 0 • view
Rechargeable 😂😂😂
aug 30, 2025, 7:27 pm • 2 0 • view
I get it. I finally broke up with my sofa.
aug 29, 2025, 6:33 pm • 2 0 • view
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
aug 29, 2025, 7:26 pm • 1 0 • view
I thought you’d like that one 😛
aug 29, 2025, 7:28 pm • 1 0 • view
🤣🤣 Had me at a loss for words.
aug 29, 2025, 7:48 pm • 1 0 • view
But… only one if those is going to bring you pleasure
aug 29, 2025, 7:21 pm • 1 0 • view
😂🤣
aug 29, 2025, 10:03 pm • 2 0 • view
And it's making it difficult to sit down for any longer than a few minutes.
aug 29, 2025, 6:57 pm • 1 0 • view
Yup 😒
aug 29, 2025, 6:59 pm • 0 0 • view
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
aug 30, 2025, 5:02 pm • 2 0 • view
Packing for the Comedy Tour
aug 29, 2025, 6:16 pm • 2 0 • view
You’re driving *packs case of modelo’s
aug 29, 2025, 6:21 pm • 0 0 • view
Hell fucking yes... Genius!
aug 29, 2025, 11:06 pm • 0 0 • view
Or, a rotating pineapple?
aug 30, 2025, 5:00 pm • 0 0 • view
That would be the chaser…..😁
aug 30, 2025, 5:47 pm • 1 0 • view
Bwahahaha
aug 29, 2025, 7:32 pm • 1 0 • view
😆😆😆😆😆 I cannot believe I didn’t wet myself on this one.
aug 29, 2025, 7:43 pm • 1 0 • view
Noooooooooo
aug 29, 2025, 6:14 pm • 1 0 • view
🤣😛
aug 29, 2025, 6:15 pm • 1 0 • view
Dont give up the vibrator as the fuck wont satisfy you!!!!
aug 29, 2025, 6:19 pm • 1 0 • view
I think you’re right *digs thru garbage can
aug 29, 2025, 6:20 pm • 3 0 • view
Gett that dammm thing
aug 29, 2025, 6:23 pm • 1 0 • view
Get rid of the Butt Plug as well.
aug 30, 2025, 5:06 pm • 1 0 • view
aug 29, 2025, 6:24 pm • 2 0 • view
🫵🏻🤣
aug 29, 2025, 6:25 pm • 1 0 • view
aug 29, 2025, 6:27 pm • 1 0 • view
This maybe the statement for 2025
aug 29, 2025, 7:08 pm • 1 0 • view