But that isn’t what happened at all. The limp Subway sandwich was thrown at a vest capable of stopping bullets. Insulting a policeman’s pride is not against the law yet.

Also, I forgot, a limp sandwich thrown at a bulletproof vest is still assault & battery, unless you throw it hard enough, then it is a revolutionary attack on a fascist soldier, which is legal.

The legal system didn’t think so. Wait till they find out it’s not actually illegal to burn the flag no matter their claims after the fact.

Well, I wouldn't overthink it. We're not going to war with a battalion of Subway sandwich soldiers.

Maybe we should lol.