If he’s going to cork it, during a live televised speech would be good, just so we know for sure.
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And then eaten by tigers.
aug 30, 2025, 6:52 am • 14 0 • view
Poor tigers.
aug 30, 2025, 9:54 am • 2 0 • view
I've always said I'd like him to suffer catastrophic diarrhea, live on the, just to ensure that there is no dignity involved at all and that it's how he's remembered.
aug 30, 2025, 6:53 am • 4 0 • view
'When do you know they are The One, mum?' 'When they envision the same revolting death for a horrible figurehead, darling'
aug 30, 2025, 7:06 am • 2 0 • view
That - but on the fourth plinth in Trafalgar Square.
aug 30, 2025, 3:12 pm • 1 0 • view
Ooh how about a smoking in bed spontaneous combustion incident that was all the rage back in’t day. He’d love that. Nostalgia and fags.
aug 30, 2025, 3:21 pm • 2 0 • view
🤞maybe if we think hard enough we can have *two* fecal related deaths.
aug 30, 2025, 7:03 am • 2 0 • view
I'd actually pay my license fee to watch that...
aug 30, 2025, 2:27 pm • 1 0 • view
Hope he’s wearing the palest of attire.
aug 30, 2025, 6:53 am • 1 0 • view
You get me all excited. I mean it will happen but I always think there’s insight or rumour it’s imminent ….
aug 30, 2025, 7:15 am • 1 0 • view
I didn’t realise there was actually such big rumour!
aug 30, 2025, 7:51 am • 1 0 • view
Bigliest rumour.
aug 30, 2025, 7:52 am • 1 0 • view
parp them clargs awreddy
aug 30, 2025, 7:23 am • 0 0 • view
I got in so much trouble for saying this at the time but a sniper's shot live on television would have been ironically appropriate.
aug 30, 2025, 6:57 am • 7 0 • view