‪ Example: This one time at band camp, I, like totally rubio-od out when it was my turn to dodgeball slam the homecoming king.

He must’ve felt a wet, sticky spot & realized Vance just got done fucking it. Ya can’t stand up in a dark blue suit after you sat on a cum pile. Not a good look. 😏

"Everything tRumpinov touches, dies." (R. Wilson) Did tRumpinov kill Rubio's reputation, or had he pretty well committed integrity suicide ever since tRumpinov arrived?

Difficult to sit up straight when you don’t have a spine.

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The White House night cleaning crew

Hahahaha Poppy!

Haha yes!

His shoulders are hunched up as if he is trying to make himself invisible. What is apparent when he does this is his neck disappears and he becomes ‘a no neck Rubio’.

Yup!

Little Marco is a joke! He’s kissed the ring & once you lose your reputation you don’t ever get it back.

Dude looks like he’s strapped in to the couch. He’s heard the Vance/couch accounts and so he’s keeping his 🍑 buried. Guyliner dude ain’t gonna get me. No way.

Oh, he’s far worse than Rubio. Helsinki 2018. This was his face, exiting a mtg with Putin with no one else attending, save Putin’s translator. He’s thinking he’ll never get the taste outta his mouth. Vlad’s thinking he just bought the US from this gelatinous orange stooge. Because he did.

Can we get this into britannica or at least urbandictionary? 🦝

That's a face eaten by leopards, during a leopards eating faces gang-up party.

Love it! Don’t be a fuckin’ rubio! 😁😁😁

An administration full of frauds and Lil Marco.

I have a running list of questions when I meet God. I just added, ‘What was Rubio thinking during that entire fiasco?’

Yes, he is quite the rubbio. Rubbio of all Trump's nominations is the most disappointing, because we had already expected the worst from his other nominations. Now we can see that Rubbio fits right in.

Full Rubio

I like it. A lot

"A Rubio" - I like it. Let's highlight all the Rubio's we can. Every freakin' chance to ridicule these fidiots.

It’s a perfect one word sticking point

he quits by end of March...anyone?

He just looks as if someone let the air out of him!! Then of course, he goes out and confirms just how much of an empty suit he is!

is rubio wearing a flak vest under his suit?

It FITS!!

That's always been the case.

ALRIGHT!!! ALRIGHT!!! ALRIGHT!!! 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂🥲🥲🥲

He looks like he just shidoodled his panties.

Thinking krasnov is a rubio under any and all circumstances.

Half our congress are pulling a RUBIO

I just hope they show this picture of the Lump when he thinks he’s going to run in 28

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What a Rubio!

Does he look like he wants to just sink into those couch cushions!

Yes, an absolute puss.

🤣 I can’t but laugh

He’s also a bawbag.

‘The Rubio’ effect. Pitiful

Beam me up Scotty!

Rubio wanted to fly away from that scene but MusX wouldn't give his ears flight clearance.

While an “Elon” is a psychotic megalomaniac Nazi sympathiser! A Trump, on the other hand, is a doddering, ignorant blister of fat looking for flattery.