A store clerk once told me, out of the blue, that I was the whitest person they'd ever seen. I have to buy the lightest concealer every brand makes. The first time I met my doctor she asked me if my skin is always this colour. So you know it's dire when I look at this guy and go, ick, too pale.

All of the hemoglobin in RFK Jr's body was made with iron he absorbed from roadkill and he seems like he's always one stiff shock away from his skin sloughing off and yet this guy manages to make RFK Jr look healthy just by standing beside him.

Every time I look at RFK Jr’s face, I get the feeling that he’s just realised at that very moment that the water he’s recently consumed was not, in fact, served in the correct Holy Grail.

I looked that pale when I was on night shift and I literally never saw the sun, and I looked recently embalmed

Have you considered moisturizing with the blood of your enemies. I hear it works wonders.

My enemies are gross, no thank you.

Fair, mine are pretty rank too

I also distrust honkeys.

He’s actually translucent. I can see the wood panelling through his head

I think it's a prerequisite.

Spoiler Alert.... he is the Plague.

… and enjoying every minute of it.

1950s down to the skinny ties.

Or created a new strain. There’s a peach tree dish on his counter…

Should end well

He looks like the scientists in Area 51 in Independence Day. 'As you can imagine...they don't let us out much.'

He looks like somebody has made too many copies of Jared Harris.

He looks terrified (as well he should) + his hand looks yuge (Donald will be so jelly)

They all absolutely look like cartoon versions of “bad people”, guess some people are happy to vote for ne’er-do-wells.

That’s from years and years of getting daily swirlies at school…from the anime club.