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Nobody Important 🌻🕊️🌊 @nbdyimpt.bsky.social

We love parades, just not military ones

jun 15, 2025, 1:23 am • 60 0

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Sredni Eel @srednieel.bsky.social

I like my parades with Santa Claus. And Krampus.

jun 15, 2025, 2:01 am • 4 0 • view
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notstevebutalan.bsky.social @notstevebutalan.bsky.social

Elementary school kids on bikes for 4th of July are the parades we like

jun 15, 2025, 1:32 am • 73 4 • view
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Mimi of Nine @mimisubs9.bsky.social

And the Shriners doing scary minibike maneuvers after imbibing. They lined up on my street on July 4 when I was a kid. I saw things!

jun 15, 2025, 4:17 am • 4 0 • view
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Lorri Mitchell @sweetilla.bsky.social

And candy thrown, for Pete’s sake!

jun 15, 2025, 2:37 am • 3 0 • view
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Mistress of Mirkwood @darkrey77.bsky.social

I like a good elementary school Halloween parade.

jun 15, 2025, 1:52 am • 4 0 • view
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otterhat.bsky.social @otterhat.bsky.social

I gotta invoke the Mardi Gras Codicil here…

jun 15, 2025, 1:57 am • 20 0 • view
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notstevebutalan.bsky.social @notstevebutalan.bsky.social

I’ll allow it

jun 15, 2025, 1:59 am • 9 0 • view
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Hilbert @hilbert.bsky.social

Yeah nobody does marching bands like we do We parade our asses off but we don’t need tanks

jun 15, 2025, 2:12 am • 4 0 • view