The cellar dehumidifier. Its hoses get clogged with bizarre translucent ectoplasm and I never remember to clean them in time, so I end up with big puddles on the floor.

The Ice Maker - It’s loud. It’s unpredictable. It just gets on my nerves.

And she's a heartless c*nt to boot. Oh, you weren't talking about Kristi Noem?

A few years ago, I murdered my icemaker with a flathead screwdriver. Now it haunts the refrigerator, making odd noises at random times. Sometimes I hear the sound of fresh ice dropping. But when I check, there is none.

Now that's an archenemy.

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The Lavazza espresso maker for keeping me up, scrolling, hoping for that news

Not possible to name just one!!!

the refrigerator i set the temp at 37 degrees and the next day it is back to 36 degrees and I am too lazy to call GE

SPOOOOON!!!

That damn potato masher that keeps blocking the utensil drawer from opening. Fuck that thing.

the fan over the stove 🙉 i can’t enjoy my cooking music!!

The icemaking machine I was "gifted" for Christmas. It always needs cleaned or refilled. More work for dad.

The blow dryer. It takes up too much space (doesn’t even fit in a drawer!), falls off the counter with a huge clatter because it’s so awkwardly shaped, and it’s either too hot or not hot enough, but! I need it for the handful of days per year that I have to go out right after showering 😡