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Alex @theunorthodox.bsky.social

Yeah lemme get a uhhh turkey and provolone, extra piss

aug 27, 2025, 9:25 pm • 37 1

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Hattie McHatterson @metalfreakneo.bsky.social

Good thing I have had my din din earlier! BLOODY HELL!

aug 28, 2025, 4:57 pm • 2 0 • view
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Miss Marjorie Regrets @coffinsneeze.bsky.social

can i get a large Italian with extra spray

aug 27, 2025, 9:35 pm • 14 0 • view
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Bignose McGee @subsequentseer.bsky.social

You rang?

aug 27, 2025, 9:38 pm • 7 0 • view
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Goose and Geese Enjoyer @riskygeorgeness.bsky.social

They were trying to reach me and called you by mistake, I think

aug 27, 2025, 9:39 pm • 5 0 • view
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Bignose McGee @subsequentseer.bsky.social

Probably a mistake, I'm a medium Italian with extra spray

aug 27, 2025, 9:45 pm • 7 0 • view
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Alex @theunorthodox.bsky.social

I’m large and juicy, but not Italian 😔

aug 27, 2025, 10:14 pm • 5 0 • view
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Miss Marjorie Regrets @coffinsneeze.bsky.social

you don’t have to be Italian. You just have to show up at Olive Garden i think

aug 27, 2025, 10:22 pm • 3 0 • view
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Alex @theunorthodox.bsky.social

Hell yeah, pretty sure I still have a gift card too

aug 27, 2025, 10:23 pm • 3 0 • view
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iceveins412.bsky.social @iceveins412.bsky.social

I’m large and juicy and have been mistaken for Italian (I’m just tan and other white people are weird about stuff)

aug 27, 2025, 10:49 pm • 5 0 • view
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Alex @theunorthodox.bsky.social

White people being weird about stuff? First I’m hearing of it!

aug 27, 2025, 10:52 pm • 5 0 • view
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Miss Marjorie Regrets @coffinsneeze.bsky.social

Well, I never!! 😜

aug 28, 2025, 12:59 am • 5 0 • view
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iceveins412.bsky.social @iceveins412.bsky.social

I’ve also had people call me Chinese and Mexican. The fun part was watching them squirm when like nah I’m white as hell

aug 28, 2025, 12:16 am • 3 0 • view
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Satchman Deerspooker. @puttepulver.bsky.social

I'm just juicy, but there was a very spicy italian lady shouting at the staff where we picked up our rental camper the other day - and i think have a little bit of her saliva still on my shirt. So i'm still in, right?

aug 27, 2025, 10:21 pm • 4 0 • view
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Alex @theunorthodox.bsky.social

The judges say COUNT IT

aug 27, 2025, 10:22 pm • 4 0 • view
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Miss Marjorie Regrets @coffinsneeze.bsky.social

familia!!

aug 27, 2025, 10:23 pm • 4 0 • view
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Satchman Deerspooker. @puttepulver.bsky.social

What should we call our mob? I feel like branding is important af in the mob buisness.

aug 27, 2025, 10:25 pm • 4 0 • view
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Miss Marjorie Regrets @coffinsneeze.bsky.social

The Wet Sandwiches

aug 27, 2025, 10:33 pm • 4 0 • view
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Goose and Geese Enjoyer @riskygeorgeness.bsky.social

The large Italian in me still wants this sandwich ngl

aug 27, 2025, 9:56 pm • 3 0 • view
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Miss Marjorie Regrets @coffinsneeze.bsky.social

i already had dinner and i want this sprayed sandwich also

aug 27, 2025, 10:12 pm • 3 0 • view
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Alex @theunorthodox.bsky.social

🤌💦💦

aug 27, 2025, 9:41 pm • 5 0 • view
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Illmatic on JK Rowling @buckrawheat.bsky.social

Danny DeVito in goggles watching a Jersey Mike's sub get absolutely doused in what is supposed to be oil and vinegar but is maybe piss
aug 28, 2025, 3:54 pm • 12 4 • view