Lots of people implying he is dead (he isn't but he has been weirdly non-visible for a few days).

Kipping on his back.

Rumors that trump dead or missing seem to be all over the Internet. - he has no planned appearance this weekend. - Vance made weird comment about being ready to be president. - something about pizza trackers at peaking at that area meaning staff being made to work out of hours. I doubt it true

thanks

I’m not joking when I say I think the pizza trackers are one of the best sources for American politics

I’m sorry but we’re just not that lucky

Yep this is the dark timeline, he still got time to make it worse.

There is precisely 0% chance that's true.

I believe the Whitehouse has said he playing golf today.