I hear he is coming out with a new line of products under the brand name Imbecile.

How appropriate!

Yeah that sounds about right but it's not exactly right that should actually be skank bags

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🤣🤣🤣 I love this!

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Oh ffs..at least put a pic of the coke head on this!

This family is all about the money, not for the people who put them there. Oh well, all those who voted for their dad deserve their punishment🤣🤣🤣🤣.💔💔💔💔💔

Glad Don Jr is the face of this product new! So perfect! Couldn't have picked a better spokesperson.

🤣

Free line of blow with every purchase!

That should be on a T-shirt

For a premium you could get Dad’s Scumbags

😂

Dummies

oh that's funny

😂😁🤣

Near enough.

Not to be outdone by his outdoor REI exclusive Douche Canoe

With a hidden compartment for his Cocaine addiction!!.

Yep

I wouldn’t have even doubted it!

Transfer of Trump Old Down Hill stock to Donald Old. Jr. Was appointed so it pocket Doppler

He was just appointed to a CEO position check it out 👀

After McOrange transferred all his stock to another shell company in Donald’s name only

Democrats generally know when things are satire. Republicans will see the same and believe it’s true.

Yup

He has a entire line! Piss bag, colostomy bag, barf bag and the top of line douche bag!

Dirt Bag

You forgot Coke bag

Collab of Uday Trump with Hunter Biden

Of course, VERY IMPORTANT BAG, for the MAGGOT! UGH!🐍🤬😈🤮🤡

Don Jr. is a fucking moron.

Got the special Yay-Yo™ Pockets!

😜

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Nailed it

😅

That’s hilarious

😂

🤣😂

Good one!

This wouldnt make it into the Washington post . Just sayin

Hahaa! You're probably correct Jake'!

Let's see how much money his FAMILY makes this time while he's in office.

Lol

Junior says "it's pronounced 'doo-SHAY'". 😂

Junior says that’s cause it’s French

Will those bags be used to remove any of the cocaine that Biden's crack-head son left in the White House?

It’s pronounced do-shay

Lol

👍😃

That's really funny.

😂✔️ followed you back too

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The name fits him. He is surely a douche bag.

Does the WSJ get its headlines from The Onion now?

Hahaha.

It’s true….

Perfect name for a really stupid person

Why do I think these would actually sell??!

They should be called 2nd generation Douche Bags.

lol sounds accurate

There is a parallel line of “DOGE”-bags promoted by Elon Musk.

Is that news even? Why help him with free advertising?

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

😂🤣

Fredo is always at the leading edge.

He's the best advertisement for that!

To feed his magic white powder? Sniff, sniff....

Also hair products called “dick head” 😂

Can't stop laughing at this.

How does he NOT get p¥nched in the face all the time?

you can say punched here. there's no algorithm. enjoy

Really?

my post is still here. punch punch kill kill suicide murder etc etc. true free speech baby. feel free to block me, Imma use nothing but triggers

"Murder etc etc" im starting to like you

that's my band name

Ivanka owns the patent.

Very appropriate

the hype is that they're overly expensive and don't work at all

They might actually harm you

Appropriate.

I notice that, like daddy’s merch, he favors urine colored.

😀. So apt. Deservingly made and sold by the moron.

Like father like son, a family of douches

A family of hustlers.

🤣🤣🤣

👏👏👏

Idk if this us fake or not. Wtf world

Patriot Fact Check: True ✅

He's been showcasing his pocket powder bag, with easy finger access

Well after all, the douche doesn't fall far from the bag.

I see what you did there.

Real life Beaves and Butthead. 😂

the shaving kits are cleverly named, "JUST ZIP IT!"

Here's a great account to block: @jimrellim.bsky.social

Done!

🤣🤣🤣🤣

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😂😂

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That’s his bands name!

Haha

With a photo that's about 40 years ago - during his "I'm really baked" era.

Is there one that fits in his pocket called a dab bag??

😂😂😂😂😂

Bwahahahahahahaha

🤣

Funny!

The name is taken

And not just since yesterday. That company has existed for a while now.

How about annoying orange endorses them and they call them Il Duce bags.

jon olsson's company

Haha!

Put that up on Facebook 👍🏻

Plus S'ucker would just throw a label over it.

lol--- I limit all contact w that place.

I get it haha

Harsh🤗

That’s not just a Don jr thing though, the whole family is involved

Yes!

Yea, but are they woke free?

But they have an overnight bag with the nice stash spot in it for all your coat and Adderall that way you can get in and out of customs and the dogs can't even detect it that's how he gets in and out all the time with all his drugs

Love this lmfao

🤣🤣🤣👌🥂🍾

Required for all who work in the Whitehouse.

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He is trash

Are they made in China, Like everything else this family does.

Appropriate!

Fits him perfectly!!

😂

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Cokey McCokehead

The Trump grift knows no bounds.

He complains people are mean to him so he stays solo a lot and sticks to the country. You’d think it would maybe sink in that there’s a reason people dislike you and maybe you should work on yourself. I won’t hold my breath on that.

.. um, lil douchy douchy douche

Will his face be the company logo?

"THERE DADDY, NOW DO YOU LOVE ME?!?!?!"

Well since he is one …

Oh, he puts himself on sale? I guess some golddigers will line up to buy it.

Hopefully they’ll have a full family picture on the marketing ads, truth in advertising

😂

With matching ba-gaetz.

😂😂😂😂

Eric's line are called dick bags

I don’t know if this is real or not because of this fucked up timeline we’re all living in at the moment .

Parody

Shits hilarious anyways

Brilliant!!

😂🤣😂🤣

And they're appropriately brown colored!

Appropriate

They call themselves what they are, but the surprise is that some people like it and they fall for it unbelivable

Will it come with a cum rag.

Yes, but it’s really there to wipe the cocaine snot trickle all day and night.

😂😂😂

I guess it's ok to name your product after yourself, Ralph Lauren and others do it so why not?

Use one of those to carry skee-ball cash, too.

An Onion headline?

Aha. To carry all that bullshit his family makes up.

And you know they would be willing to buy them. Along with the bibles, shoes and all the other ridiculous things they sell.

Seems fitting to me. Douche and Trump seem many people feel go together

Because he is one.

It takes one to know one 🤣🤣🤣

😂

It memed to hell and back.

It must be a Constance of disappointment to fat Donnie to look at him and just know your kid is as much use as a chocolate tea pot

He is even thicker then his father 🤣

Is the lack of a discernible chin a hallmark of the Trump DNA?

But that name is already on everything he does.

Will make him wealthier

Free samples to all Repuke-licans.

😂😂

😂😂😂😂

These will definitely be flagged by the TSA.

This family know how to Grift.

🤣🤣🤣🤣

Perfect! A Douche Bag launching a product line named for him. No better way to the world just who the hell you are.

😂

Smells like onion XD

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Damn, they're really out here selling trump's cabinet members.

Definitely...

To be fair, this could be any of the Trumps

Thank you for my huge laugh of the day…maybe of the weekend💕

Bwahahaha

Finally @thewallstreet.bsky.social gets it right! Shocking!

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OK, that checks out right?! #GOPSeditiousTraitors #TrumpCrimeFamilyForPrison