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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net

“Not good with dogs” = Met one dog and was not happy about it. We’re not sure, but we think he’s trying to assassinate them. Feels vendetta-based. And doodle-specific.

jul 20, 2025, 3:01 pm • 112 27

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Hannah Luff @hannahluff.bsky.social

It is all so true! I’ve got an ex stray (food motivated, “caught” a pizza and turned house into crime scene) and her crap daughter (the better ones went off in bonded pairs) that nobody would know lived here unless they stayed for 2 days. Adore the wankers.

jul 22, 2025, 7:42 pm • 0 0 • view
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Deborah La Torre @deblatorre.bsky.social

My cat hates when I force her off the “cream colored” rug!

jul 23, 2025, 12:25 am • 0 0 • view