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John Peyton Cooke @johnpeytoncooke.bsky.social

Remember the last time he was really MIA was for ~7 days, during the campaign, just before he reappeared in Pennsylvania for his “assassination attempt.” Is he busy now in rehearsals for some new show?

aug 31, 2025, 5:42 pm • 329 28

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dog-cat5.bsky.social @dog-cat5.bsky.social

That is where I’d place bets. He has got to disrupt real news from Epstein victims.

aug 31, 2025, 9:43 pm • 1 0 • view
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Martijon @martijon.bsky.social

He’s learning to mount a white stallion so he can lead the war on Chicago. Or, hear me out, he is just fucking dying.

aug 31, 2025, 8:02 pm • 7 0 • view
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EamusUrsuli @eamusursuli.bsky.social

As a born and raised Chicagoan, Chicago is going to fuck his shit the fuck up. We fucking HATE arrogant shitbag New Yorkers.

aug 31, 2025, 11:53 pm • 5 0 • view
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Wharf Rat @wharfrat-314159.bsky.social

Wouldn't put it past him/them ... he has co-conspirators

aug 31, 2025, 9:50 pm • 1 0 • view
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Student of Life🧑‍⚕️💙🌳♀️⚛️ @studentoflife.bsky.social

Good thought. Following you for more!

aug 31, 2025, 7:53 pm • 1 0 • view
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Feroce Padovana @ferocepadovana.bsky.social

🤔

aug 31, 2025, 5:51 pm • 2 0 • view
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Katie Mae @katiekatmae.bsky.social

Holy Shit, you might be on to something.

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aug 31, 2025, 9:09 pm • 5 0 • view
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Sometimes I Paint Cats @sometimeartist.bsky.social

Oh shit, that really really tracks...

aug 31, 2025, 6:30 pm • 2 0 • view
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sharonfisher68.bsky.social @sharonfisher68.bsky.social

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aug 31, 2025, 9:28 pm • 42 5 • view
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Kitten250 @kitten250.bsky.social

I don't trust him one bit. Everything is a con.

aug 31, 2025, 6:00 pm • 166 7 • view
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Ann Given @missgiven.bsky.social

Because America elected a CONMAN.

aug 31, 2025, 7:12 pm • 77 3 • view
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maryv409.bsky.social @maryv409.bsky.social

America elected a convicted criminal who is a madman in the most classical sense of that word. Think Hitler, think Nero, etc.

aug 31, 2025, 7:47 pm • 57 4 • view
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Ann Given @missgiven.bsky.social

And when you ask them to resist it, they get mad.

aug 31, 2025, 8:18 pm • 10 0 • view
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KAA1960 @kaa1960.bsky.social

A con or a distraction. #ReleaseTheEpsteinFiles

aug 31, 2025, 9:13 pm • 2 0 • view
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Rowan @rowancanadian.bsky.social

I'll be honest with you, I'm surprised at how many Americans were the mark to this con.

aug 31, 2025, 7:55 pm • 4 0 • view
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brianwhiting.bsky.social @brianwhiting.bsky.social

P. T. Barnum wants to have a word with you.

aug 31, 2025, 8:21 pm • 6 0 • view
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Rowan @rowancanadian.bsky.social

I had rather hoped he was wrong. They really are born every minute.

aug 31, 2025, 8:24 pm • 3 0 • view
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Kitten250 @kitten250.bsky.social

I never considered them to be bright individuals but I had no idea they could be brainwashed to believe lie after lie.

aug 31, 2025, 11:31 pm • 1 0 • view
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PatsyElle @patsylv.bsky.social

It’s for “A Very Special Episode” of Season 2.

aug 31, 2025, 7:59 pm • 2 0 • view
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Cubbie50 @cubbie50.bsky.social

hmmm. That attempt was so blatantly a fix up, maybe they're doing extra rehearsals - the SS were too obviously letting him give the fist, left his head and torso open. When Reagan was shot, they swarmed him so that you couldn't even see him.

aug 31, 2025, 6:09 pm • 5 0 • view
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Happy Warrior 🎙️🐝 @happywarriorbee.bsky.social

Body double

aug 31, 2025, 11:34 pm • 0 0 • view
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dlmathe24.bsky.social @dlmathe24.bsky.social

Bet he's hiding in Russia with his buddy Putscum from the release of the Epstein Files!

sep 1, 2025, 12:43 am • 0 0 • view
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John Peyton Cooke @johnpeytoncooke.bsky.social

It would be so amazeballs if the next time we saw him was at a press conference in Russia where he would announce his defection, reading from a typed sheet of paper in that drone-monotone voice, while Putin smirks alongside him.

sep 1, 2025, 2:31 am • 2 0 • view