chicken ticket masala implies the existence of chicken fare evasion masala
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And possibly chicken day return masala 😬
sep 1, 2025, 12:21 pm • 1 0 • view
chicken student concession masala
sep 1, 2025, 1:52 pm • 1 0 • view
Chicken pay on the door masala
sep 1, 2025, 10:45 am • 2 0 • view
Off peak pricing?
sep 1, 2025, 4:11 pm • 0 0 • view
Or a chicken railcard masala.
sep 1, 2025, 10:38 am • 8 0 • view
Well, there is railway curry.
sep 1, 2025, 10:52 am • 1 0 • view
Indeed there is. Do I get a free one with a railcard, is that the deal? 🤣
sep 1, 2025, 11:09 am • 1 0 • view
Ugh, I'll pass thanks.
sep 1, 2025, 11:28 am • 0 0 • view
But that probably would be the case with our rail companies 🤣🤣
sep 1, 2025, 11:29 am • 1 0 • view
And they would charge you for hot water from the refreshment trolley to make it.
sep 1, 2025, 11:31 am • 1 0 • view
Nah, if it was a free one, they wouldn't even give you that option. They'd just give it to you dry. 'And you'll be grateful for it, peasant!'
sep 1, 2025, 11:34 am • 1 0 • view
😂
sep 1, 2025, 11:29 am • 1 0 • view
No, that's peaking duck, and off-peaking duck of course.
sep 1, 2025, 11:18 am • 13 0 • view
🤣🤣🤣👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
sep 1, 2025, 11:20 am • 1 0 • view
Handy and a bhuna when travelling.
sep 1, 2025, 11:11 am • 0 0 • view
Maybe it's much cheaper if you order it 28 days in advance?
sep 1, 2025, 10:32 am • 75 0 • view
No tikka, no laundry!
sep 1, 2025, 9:13 pm • 0 0 • view
Do you have to buy a chicken ticket massala to be able to order railway lamb?
sep 1, 2025, 10:35 am • 55 0 • view
If you get a return
sep 1, 2025, 12:34 pm • 0 0 • view
If it tastes off, they made it with the wrong kind of leaves.
sep 1, 2025, 10:59 am • 22 0 • view
Oo, deep cut :)
sep 1, 2025, 12:02 pm • 3 0 • view
If you like it spicy they add more to taste - seasoning ticket masala.
sep 1, 2025, 11:12 am • 24 0 • view
Is that similar to Chicken Tarka? I was told that's like chicken tikka, only Otter 🤔
sep 1, 2025, 2:13 pm • 16 0 • view
It's an oldie, but a goodie and used to perfection in this context
sep 1, 2025, 3:17 pm • 4 0 • view
sep 1, 2025, 7:21 pm • 0 0 • view
Roll-on Josh?
sep 1, 2025, 11:11 am • 1 0 • view
As long as there isn't a "return journey" a while after eating it...
sep 1, 2025, 11:14 am • 2 0 • view
Chicken Off Peak Advance Masala is great, but you have to eat it for lunch.
sep 1, 2025, 11:14 am • 5 0 • view
You have to order the rice, chicken and sauce separate for the best price.
sep 1, 2025, 10:53 am • 7 0 • view
Well played
sep 1, 2025, 10:53 am • 1 0 • view
You can only eat it at certain times of day, although from today if you're in Scotland you can have it anytime, all restrictions removed. That's progress!
sep 1, 2025, 11:28 am • 1 0 • view
You buy a chicken ticket masala and you end up with a replacement lamb bhuna service.
sep 1, 2025, 12:07 pm • 4 0 • view
And if you get an OAP railcard does that mean your naan is free?
sep 1, 2025, 11:19 am • 2 0 • view
got my chcken ticket masala for the chicken chat show
sep 1, 2025, 1:50 pm • 1 0 • view