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Jeremy Jenkins @jeremyjenkins.net

My mind’s starting to work a bit better again, so there’s no reason my wife should be the only one suffering through my stupid puns. Here you go: What did the paper say after visiting the printer? “I’m impressed.”

jul 30, 2025, 12:36 pm • 136 2

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Virginia 🏳️‍⚧️ trans ally 🏳️‍⚧️ she/ her @virtuallyv.bsky.social

Oh dear, you ARE better - lucky us 😆

jul 30, 2025, 12:55 pm • 1 0 • view
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Liz @gentgestranslation.bsky.social

I‘m so glad I‘m not the only one suffering from heat brainfog. I hate summer.

jul 30, 2025, 1:37 pm • 1 0 • view
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Ms AB @justagalandadog.bsky.social

What did the paper say before visiting the printer? 'Go on, impress me!'

jul 30, 2025, 12:48 pm • 2 0 • view
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Isabel La Gatólica @isabellagatolica.bsky.social

What did one printer say to the other printer? "Is that page yours or is it my impression?"

jul 30, 2025, 1:16 pm • 2 0 • view
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Humza’s Missing Brain @humzas-brain.bsky.social

What are you thINKing?

jul 30, 2025, 4:54 pm • 1 0 • view
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Patrick McDermott @sibelian62.bsky.social

Don't give up the chocolate making! 🤣

jul 30, 2025, 12:44 pm • 2 0 • view
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Susan @spacheco.bsky.social

🤣🤣🤣

jul 30, 2025, 12:39 pm • 1 0 • view
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Lazy-Ferret @lazy-ferret.co.uk

By that reckoning, if it were a braille printer it would be 'depressed' 😄

jul 30, 2025, 12:59 pm • 2 0 • view
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Soo Thomas @daemonsoo.bsky.social

More! I love puns.

jul 30, 2025, 1:55 pm • 1 0 • view
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P@rciv@l @ajlybj0.bsky.social

You might be stuck in the Dot Matrix 🙃

jul 30, 2025, 12:46 pm • 1 0 • view
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Anne-Marie Rossmeisl @awesomeannemarie.bsky.social

🤭

jul 30, 2025, 8:28 pm • 0 0 • view
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f9214.bsky.social @f9214.bsky.social

LOL

jul 30, 2025, 2:59 pm • 1 0 • view
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thepoetofcuisine @thepoetofcuisine.bsky.social

where do pirates go to complain? H-aaaaaaaaarrrrrrrggggghhhhh

jul 30, 2025, 12:44 pm • 1 0 • view