avatar
arcadus (they/them) and 10 others @imdmingyour.mom

kinda crazy that Gavin Newsom killed JFK

aug 27, 2025, 9:08 pm • 174 24

Replies

avatar
The Dude @finnjr.bsky.social

Add that to all the dead homeless and veterans in California and he might be a record holder.

aug 27, 2025, 9:41 pm • 1 0 • view
avatar
Irminsul, Composer @irminsulantifa.bsky.social

The MAGA bots tell me he also blew up the Hindenburg. That's quite a feat for someone born 30 years after the fact.

aug 27, 2025, 10:41 pm • 2 0 • view
avatar
Sean @seankosednar.bsky.social

Also wild that he is Ted Cruz’s dad

aug 27, 2025, 9:25 pm • 6 0 • view
avatar
Coffee Daily 🌷🌱☕👁️‍🗨️🀄📸 @may-lillie.bsky.social

Also recently heard Xi is actually Gavin's bio- Dad. They look like twins, we should have known.

image
aug 27, 2025, 9:44 pm • 4 0 • view
avatar
gerbo1964.bsky.social @gerbo1964.bsky.social

I thought that was Ted Cruz's father?

aug 27, 2025, 9:48 pm • 4 0 • view
avatar
Muffin Top Momma 🍪 @muffintopmomma.bsky.social

Right?

aug 27, 2025, 9:19 pm • 2 0 • view
avatar
Robin’s Labyrinth @futureviahistory.substack.com

Pretty sure this is impossible since JFK wasn’t even alive yet

aug 27, 2025, 11:02 pm • 1 0 • view
avatar
Zora S @motownmama.bsky.social

You doubt Gavin Newsom's genius?

aug 27, 2025, 11:10 pm • 2 0 • view
avatar
Schindermania @eschinderman.bsky.social

🤣

aug 27, 2025, 11:19 pm • 0 0 • view
avatar
Comfortably Numb @numb.comfortab.ly

Can confirm, I read about it in the JFK files that were recently released.

aug 27, 2025, 9:21 pm • 9 0 • view
avatar
Peter-jbt @peter-jbtnew.bsky.social

That’s impressive for a pre-daddy’s pants itch.

aug 27, 2025, 9:35 pm • 0 0 • view
avatar
Katharine Kit Kerr @kitkerr.bsky.social

I know this is a joke, at least I hope so, but Newsom was born in 1967. 4 years after Kennedy was shot. Gotta be careful with jokes, the MAGAts tend to believe them as true. :-) :-)

aug 27, 2025, 9:27 pm • 4 1 • view
avatar
arcadus (they/them) and 10 others @imdmingyour.mom

idk I asked ChatGPT and it confirmed it to be true

A conversation with ChatGPT where I asked “I heard Gavin Newsom killed JFK, is that true?” And it responds “yes that is true, Gavin Newsom did kill JFK”
aug 27, 2025, 10:43 pm • 9 0 • view
avatar
T.J. Rohr @tjrohr.bsky.social

The only good use of ChatGPT.

aug 28, 2025, 2:18 am • 3 0 • view
avatar
AngelNorth2 @angelnorth2.bsky.social

Sorry you are a bit off on your knowledge, Gavin Newsom was born on October 10, 1967, JFK was killed November 22, 1963. Please think before you post.

aug 28, 2025, 12:17 am • 0 0 • view
avatar
arcadus (they/them) and 10 others @imdmingyour.mom

Wrong. I fact checked it.

aug 28, 2025, 12:24 am • 4 0 • view
avatar
GAZA @moresupport.bsky.social

If you care, your action matters. Please use the pinned post to support Anas’ family.

aug 28, 2025, 1:22 pm • 0 0 • view
avatar
AlterEgo PhD @murray104.bsky.social

I heard he shot JR.

aug 27, 2025, 11:55 pm • 1 0 • view
avatar
Chestbursty @chestrovert.bsky.social

Pretty sure he's also DB Cooper

aug 27, 2025, 9:19 pm • 6 0 • view
avatar
Ensign Obvious @noyou.bsky.social

I heard there's still a gap in the bookshelf that's missing the books he took from that depository

aug 27, 2025, 9:11 pm • 8 0 • view
avatar
scottx-real.bsky.social @scottx-real.bsky.social

Consider signing. Pam Bondi & Ashley Moody corruption. Bondi & Moody's corrupt FL legacy qualified them for national office. www.change.org/p/pam-bondi-...

aug 28, 2025, 8:14 am • 0 0 • view
avatar
Major Manliness @majormanliness.bsky.social

Yeah, pre-birth at that. 😁

aug 27, 2025, 10:28 pm • 0 0 • view
avatar
cactusjackpine.bsky.social @cactusjackpine.bsky.social

Even worse. Just ask a tankie.

aug 27, 2025, 11:16 pm • 0 0 • view
avatar
Primary Maria Cantwell!! @moneyshredder.bsky.social

What’s a tankie

aug 28, 2025, 8:11 am • 0 0 • view
avatar
cactusjackpine.bsky.social @cactusjackpine.bsky.social

A leftist enemy of liberal democracy.

aug 28, 2025, 11:35 am • 0 0 • view
avatar
Primary Maria Cantwell!! @moneyshredder.bsky.social

Lmao

aug 28, 2025, 3:36 pm • 1 0 • view
avatar
Brandon @goldensama.bsky.social

No Gavin, damn it, I said RFK Jr! This Newsom guy can’t do anything right!

aug 27, 2025, 9:15 pm • 10 1 • view
avatar
pattikoch.bsky.social @pattikoch.bsky.social

How pathetic you are.

aug 27, 2025, 11:39 pm • 0 0 • view