His girlfriend *looks* 12, but she's actually an ancient magic user who is over 700 years old and you just wouldn't understand their chemistry. He's actually really nice to her and cooks her dinner after killing innocent civilians all day.
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What if she was actually born in 1200 BC but claimed she was born in 3000 BC in order to claim ownership of all the lands around her and rewrite history?
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