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Juni! 🥰 @literallyjustadog.online

we went to see the flowers and then i got a Pronto Pup, it's like a corn dog but with a pancake batter coating. tasty 🤷‍♀️ it was like a savory corn dog and i liked it

close up picture of juni from head to shoulders making big eyes at a pronto pup (looks like a corn dog) right in front of her mouth
aug 31, 2025, 11:33 pm • 102 3

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Juni! 🥰 @literallyjustadog.online

next was another featured food item, the Hula Kalua Pork. extremely tender, melted in your mouth, sweet pork slices. phenomenal snack after seeing the horses

picture of a paper food basket on a blue bench. in the basket are 4 slices of nicely cooked pork with cucumber slices and dried banana chips on the side
aug 31, 2025, 11:37 pm • 43 0 • view
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Juni! 🥰 @literallyjustadog.online

as we started to end the day, i wanted another food on a stick, Spicy fried chicken. it was so good and a perfect little snack. sometimes you just want some hot chicken you can eat on your walk

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aug 31, 2025, 11:42 pm • 37 0 • view
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Six is a mystery. @thesix.bsky.social

Meat on a stick has been humanity's greatest culinary innovations.

aug 31, 2025, 11:46 pm • 2 0 • view
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Juni! 🥰 @literallyjustadog.online

we ended our day with our final featured food item that had been hyped up to us quite a bit. The Sweet Squeakers. Cheese curds fried in funnelcake dough with lemon whipped cream and berry sauce. thats a lot of layers of extra sweetness, some people might say too many. i am one of those people

picture of a paper food basket with fried cheese curds, a scoop of lemon whipped cream, and drizzles of berry sauce.
aug 31, 2025, 11:49 pm • 32 0 • view
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Juni! 🥰 @literallyjustadog.online

final rankings of foods 1. Hula Kalua Pork 2. Bison Meatballs 3. hot chicken on a stick + cheese curds 4. pronto pup + corn 5. sweet squeakers

aug 31, 2025, 11:58 pm • 15 0 • view
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Matt (they) @terminalaftermath.bsky.social

sweet squeakers reputation will never recover from this

sep 1, 2025, 12:00 am • 1 0 • view
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Juni! 🥰 @literallyjustadog.online

if they sold them as just cheese curds in funnel cake batter I would put them at 2 i stg

sep 1, 2025, 12:01 am • 2 0 • view
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Juni! 🥰 @literallyjustadog.online

as us jews say, dayenu, it would have been enough. cheese curds fried in funnel cake dough, Dayenu. it would have been enough with a scoop of lemon whipped cream, Dayenu. it would have been enough. with berry sauce, maybe it was too much.

aug 31, 2025, 11:49 pm • 35 1 • view
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phil🐢 @philstill.bsky.social

Sometimes it's too many things

sep 1, 2025, 1:31 am • 1 0 • view
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Nathan Hays @thegeo.bsky.social

I'd eat it

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birthday boy terrorist @pussy.meangirls.online

oh this looks so fucking good though

sep 1, 2025, 12:10 am • 1 0 • view
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Juni! 🥰 @literallyjustadog.online

the first few were great, but the batter got wet and soggy and after a few minutes it was just too much.

sep 1, 2025, 12:12 am • 1 0 • view
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birthday boy terrorist @pussy.meangirls.online

ooooof okay yeah it needs to be crisp or else

sep 1, 2025, 12:27 am • 1 0 • view
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Eric Schultz @wwahammy.com

I am jealous.

aug 31, 2025, 11:50 pm • 1 0 • view
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kyle / kelly ♾️🏳️‍⚧️🪐 @kozmikkylekelly.bsky.social

Nice, some food critic-posting! I’d also try that chicken.

aug 31, 2025, 11:46 pm • 1 0 • view
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Nathan Hays @thegeo.bsky.social

Id eat it

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Nathan Hays @thegeo.bsky.social

Id definitely eat it

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osmote @osmote.net

oh my god this looks so good

sep 1, 2025, 12:30 am • 1 0 • view
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Juni! 🥰 @literallyjustadog.online

it was delicious

sep 1, 2025, 12:46 am • 1 0 • view
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Sic semper Epstein amicus @bkey1970.keyport.name

Wouldn’t that be cannibalism?

aug 31, 2025, 11:34 pm • 1 0 • view
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lumberjack wharfie @lumberjackwharfie.bsky.social

thank you for adequately describing the pronto pup. i've seen people call it "a corn dog but with a flour base" and that doesn't do justice to the fact that it's wrapped in pancake

aug 31, 2025, 11:35 pm • 2 0 • view
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Juni! 🥰 @literallyjustadog.online

its more than just a flour base , it's a pancake! how can you not see that!

aug 31, 2025, 11:51 pm • 1 0 • view
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SPIROSAURUS 🦖 ((📱)) 🎼 @dottiedino.bsky.social

WANT PANCAKES

aug 31, 2025, 11:35 pm • 1 0 • view
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Ruashua of the Silly Dimension 🏳️‍⚧️ @ruashua.bsky.social

So big 😵‍💫

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sep 1, 2025, 2:21 am • 4 0 • view
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Nathan Hays @thegeo.bsky.social

Id eat it

sep 1, 2025, 12:00 am • 0 0 • view
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John Kelly @johnkelly.bsky.social

As a fellow midwesterner/chicagoan who loves a corn dog, I’m honestly not sure I could pick one out of a blind taste test 100% of the time. But, we trekked up to the fair yesterday and, when in St. Paul as they say! Enjoyed the pickle pizza more than I thought I would as well!

sep 1, 2025, 12:50 am • 2 0 • view
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JOE DANTE'S INFERNO @oldtobegin.bsky.social

OH MAN i had one of these once and it’s such a good concept

aug 31, 2025, 11:44 pm • 1 0 • view
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Monty Blazar @montypla.bsky.social

"I showed you my pronto pup pls respond"

aug 31, 2025, 11:39 pm • 1 0 • view