I just opened this box of tissues to find they’re stacked in there vertically instead of horizontally. How does such a manufacturing malfunction even occur?? Tonight at 11.
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Make a hole on the side
aug 11, 2025, 12:19 pm • 5 0 • view
Adapt, overcome, improvise
aug 11, 2025, 12:47 pm • 1 0 • view
I blame Communists controlling the means of production bsky.app/profile/carl...
aug 11, 2025, 12:03 pm • 1 0 • view
This is why they call it innovation instead of outnovation
aug 11, 2025, 12:14 pm • 6 0 • view
Six sigma grindset gone wrong
aug 11, 2025, 11:49 am • 9 1 • view
I have never experienced this, but I imagine it might even work better than horizontally? At least for the first 5 tissues?
aug 11, 2025, 11:45 am • 4 0 • view
I tried pulling one out and about 20 came out in a hunk🥴
aug 11, 2025, 11:49 am • 1 0 • view
I see my imagination fooled me.
aug 11, 2025, 11:57 am • 2 0 • view
I respect the hope in the face of chaos
aug 11, 2025, 11:59 am • 4 0 • view
Serial tissue use is for chumps, now you can unlock the power of massively paralell tissue consumption
aug 11, 2025, 3:57 pm • 0 0 • view
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aug 11, 2025, 11:43 am • 0 0 • view
so, if Australian tissues are upside down. I suppose these were manufactured somewhere on the equator.
aug 11, 2025, 12:20 pm • 1 0 • view
I was thinking that or the factories planar orientator needed to be recalibrated
aug 11, 2025, 12:30 pm • 1 0 • view
Well of course! When you get new machines the planar orientator has to be set to equator (or wherever you are) settings. They tested it at the machine factory in Europe or wherever, everything worked fine there and they didn’t bother to run a test after. Rookie mistake if you ask me.
aug 11, 2025, 12:40 pm • 2 0 • view
What brand is that?
aug 11, 2025, 11:53 am • 0 0 • view
Just remember, you DID pose this as a question you wanted answered. ;) www.youtube.com/watch?v=ekgF... See also: www.youtube.com/watch?v=EBKW... Assuming your tissue brand was packaged with a similar machine as this...
aug 11, 2025, 12:46 pm • 1 0 • view
...I would posit a guess that the error occurred at the moment the stack of tissues was shoved into the box. As you can see in the second video above at around the 1 minute mark, the tissue stacks arrive at this stage sometimes not fully squared. ...
aug 11, 2025, 12:46 pm • 0 0 • view
...as the Big Smasher Thing comes down to press them smaller to fit the box, a slight maladjustment could, theoretically, cause the whole stack to shift sideways and then be shoved into the waiting box, where shipping and handling will cause the tissues to settle in more fully sideways.
aug 11, 2025, 12:46 pm • 0 0 • view