'The Don' That's a very appropriate title. Maybe that's why he wants to move in on Chicago...Al Capone's old mafia turf. The called him 'Scarface', because he had knife wounds on his face. The Don. Perhaps we should call him 'Skidmark'.

In the St Valentine's Day Massacre, St Capone only managed a mere seven murders. But Trump is the greatest , most beautiful gangster this country has ever seen etc etc etc