I’m consuming an average of 6kg/13lbs of cake every week
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Death wish. Consult a therapist.
aug 27, 2025, 4:32 am • 1 0 • view
I think you should consult a therapist
aug 31, 2025, 11:47 pm • 0 0 • view
I can think of worse things that killed by cake. Though people have been killed by broccoli & fish. I would rather have on my gravestone ".. had a slim chance at life & chanced his life slimly" than "killed by cake."
aug 27, 2025, 10:28 am • 1 0 • view
You’ll pay for it buddy.
aug 27, 2025, 8:03 pm • 1 0 • view
Already paid… do you think I stole the cake? Jesus
aug 31, 2025, 11:45 pm • 0 0 • view
Why
aug 27, 2025, 11:33 am • 1 0 • view
Cause I love cake
aug 31, 2025, 11:46 pm • 0 0 • view
And being a total messy slob while you do it, proud of you PIG! ❤️❤️❤️❤️
aug 26, 2025, 5:53 pm • 1 0 • view
Hey @bsky.app @safety.bsky.app @support.bsky.team I don't fucking want to see this shit but it's plastered all over your entire goddamn site. This has been a problem for a long time and you don't seem to care. For fuck's sake how hard is it to not have sexualized bullshit sprayed at you?
aug 27, 2025, 5:12 am • 5 0 • view