When Vance takes over will they have to move all the couches out of the Oval Office?
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Vance would triple the amount of couches in the White House within weeks, all of which would be imported from China and Russia
aug 31, 2025, 5:46 pm • 7 0 • view
Honestly EVERYTHING should be moved out of the Oval.
aug 31, 2025, 5:41 pm • 2 0 • view
aug 31, 2025, 6:43 pm • 0 0 • view
Or make sure they are a scratchy linen and not a luxurious microfiber—just to be safe.
aug 31, 2025, 6:49 pm • 2 0 • view
Is this couched in sarcasm? 😀
aug 31, 2025, 6:12 pm • 9 0 • view
Lol
aug 31, 2025, 6:43 pm • 4 1 • view
Trump's "diet coke" button will be remade into the "new couch" button
aug 31, 2025, 5:49 pm • 1 0 • view
Otherwise all you'll hear from behind closed doors will be the screaming of upholstery being whipped and JD yelling "SAY THANK YOU!"
aug 31, 2025, 6:26 pm • 2 0 • view
Maybe his generation will prefer an update to sexionals. Spell check did not think this was funny.
aug 31, 2025, 8:30 pm • 0 0 • view
Maybe just cover them in plastic.
aug 31, 2025, 6:44 pm • 1 0 • view
Scotchguard everything!
aug 31, 2025, 8:43 pm • 0 0 • view
What are you talking about? They're moving them all in!
aug 31, 2025, 5:42 pm • 19 1 • view
Ha!
aug 31, 2025, 5:42 pm • 10 1 • view
This GOP government facilitates the perversions of the powerful.
aug 31, 2025, 5:47 pm • 3 0 • view
It just took me half an hour to make this and it sucks. Photoshop used to have a wonderful free app that let you merge two photos and I was so good at it. But they got rid of it. The bastards. No other app seems to do the same thing.
aug 31, 2025, 6:14 pm • 17 0 • view
I love it!
aug 31, 2025, 6:42 pm • 4 0 • view
There’s an AI app that does it. I just don’t know which one. Perplexity, maybe?
aug 31, 2025, 6:50 pm • 2 0 • view
I'm so opposed to AI at this point I won't even use it for that kind of thing. Probably stupid of me.
aug 31, 2025, 7:37 pm • 7 0 • view
Same.
aug 31, 2025, 7:48 pm • 2 0 • view
They were urine stained anyway, what with the pervasive incontinence.
aug 31, 2025, 5:50 pm • 3 0 • view