Venus really has always been a little scary.
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We Venusians come in peace. Do not fear us, humans. We've just arrived on Bluesky—it's much better than the bad place. There is a problem though. We really, really like drones. So fun.
dec 16, 2024, 9:22 pm • 1 0 • view
I mean, can we really trust Venus?
dec 16, 2024, 6:28 pm • 11 0 • view
I certainly don’t.
dec 16, 2024, 6:35 pm • 6 0 • view
She's very beautiful but who knows if she can be trusted?
dec 16, 2024, 6:48 pm • 1 0 • view
Can’t trust women, they do things like pretend to be drones.
dec 16, 2024, 6:57 pm • 3 0 • view
Aha! So you spotted that too! I often see them hovering over my area, broomsticks, pointy hats, the lot. Found it best to be very polite, don't want any nasty spells to deal with.
dec 16, 2024, 7:03 pm • 2 0 • view
Absolutely not!
dec 16, 2024, 6:50 pm • 2 0 • view
Cherchez la femme
dec 16, 2024, 6:47 pm • 1 0 • view