the tldr (trust me, i wish this option existed in real life): 1. tariffs are good and will bring great success back to america. 2. trump is the only man strong and wise enough to take some short term pain for long term gain. 3. various bullshittery about how tariffs aren't inflationary.
a brief ad hominem: the dude dresses and acts like a coke addict from 1994. he's twitchy and jumpy. he's stylish in that miami scarface way where you know he gets all his clothing from one store named MIA Stylez run by a cigar-smoking guy who only does one button up on his shirt
my actual least favorite part, though? he gave out white baseball caps at the end of his "presentation." they were embroidered LFG. you would think that stands for Let's Fucking Go. but nope! the BACK of the caps was also embroidered with "Less Federal Government" he thought this was clever
i just wonder what mister Less Federal Government thinks about our little state-sponsored capitalism experiment. are tariffs less federal government? is taking over DC less federal government? is an exploding budget deficit and astronomical spending less federal government? i'm a little confused.
anyways, someone create a gofundme for white baseball caps for zervos. these ones will also say LFG. but they'll be embroidered "Loser Fascist Goon" instead.