Dersh also made a point of intentionally and repeatedly misgendering the vendor, to the point even the cops told him to knock it off. If you force them to drop their ban on his "political views" they're just going to ban him for his direct and clearly intentional harassment.
I have a hard time seeing any outcome other than Dersh getting banned from the farmer’s market altogether.
My sincere hope is that the entirety of the island literally votes him off of it…on a whale boat…in a Nor’easter…in February.
If you really follow this through to its logical conclusion, you *do* finally reach meaningful legal questions. When *every* food vendor on the island bans him for assholery, is there some obligation to do business with the starving man? At what price? “One pierogi, one thousand dollars…”
Maybe he doesn't need to live on a fancy island. There are plenty of grocery stores he can buy food from. And lots of red states he can live in if he chooses.
Arm the trebuchet!
See, at THAT point, I figure trumpy would appoint a former Foxaganda host to lead a private “aid distribution group” to put food in the middle of a mine field patrolled by extra-dimensional horrors and a sign that says “FREE BIRD SEED” Dersch might appreciate the irony, but not certain of that.
“Between me and my grammarian” is a phrase that has now been added to the International Registry of Phrases That Should Get One Punched IRPTSG1P for short. Lol Seriously though, he thinks that’s such a slick burn. And yet he also knows damn well vendors don’t have to serve pedophilic ghouls!