Taylor swift (singer, songwriter, actor, director) and Travis Kelce (USA football tight end) do not have access to the epstein files. I agree they need to be released. But how on earth would a singer and a football player even gain access to them? That's ridiculous.
We seriously need a sarcasm emoji. Ya'll need to stop taking things so literally.
You could've used a tone tag. If you dont know what they are, I'd be happy to introduce you to them. They are great for neurodivergent folx, like me, who have trouble reading intent in posts. tonetags.carrd.co