Army parade ‘disappointed’ Trump, so Navy will do one too. The U.S. Navy is reportedly throwing Trump an even bigger military parade this fall, as he wasn’t satisfied by the first one.
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lmao
aug 28, 2025, 7:45 pm • 0 0 • view
this man's tiny ego costs so much
aug 28, 2025, 6:07 pm • 300 12 • view
and how many millions this waste gonna be? for a guy wanting to stop waste he sure wastes alot of money. smh😡
aug 28, 2025, 7:58 pm • 5 1 • view
it's all about the grift
aug 28, 2025, 9:40 pm • 3 0 • view
His ego is the only thing about him that isn’t small. His ego is YUGE!
aug 28, 2025, 7:36 pm • 0 3 • view
if he had a healthy ego, he would not behave this way. he is actually a terrified little man who harms little girls because he was bigger than they. he crumbles when confronted by anyone
aug 28, 2025, 9:39 pm • 0 2 • view
LOL, if they thought the first parade was sloppy (and it was - on purpose?) then they are RALLY gonna be pissed off this time around. $100 says this parade is 5x worse, at least.
aug 28, 2025, 6:11 pm • 45 0 • view
Sailors marching writes its own punchline. #GoNavy
aug 28, 2025, 8:42 pm • 2 0 • view
They'll probably issue more threats this time, and/or offer bonuses for convincing displays of enthusiasm. And it will cost us even more and be an even bigger national embarrassment. He's going to turn us into fucking North Korea if we let him.
aug 28, 2025, 6:50 pm • 25 0 • view
When I was in basic training, a few people threatened a 'fall down' during drill to disrupt the march. Wonder what that would look like if a few key people 'tripped and fell' during a parade? Right in front of the president's vantage point.
aug 28, 2025, 7:04 pm • 15 0 • view
Maybe we need a banana peel party the night before lol. Plausible deniability.
aug 28, 2025, 7:08 pm • 7 0 • view
I’ve given it some thought, and I’m 100% for a Navy Parade…if the navy is on boats on trailers the entire time.
aug 29, 2025, 2:26 am • 0 0 • view
That's fucking pathetic
aug 28, 2025, 8:00 pm • 0 0 • view
He has no empathy, so he couldn’t perceive that the marching soldiers didn’t want to be there, but still he could sense that something wasn’t as triumphant as he’d hoped.
aug 28, 2025, 6:19 pm • 3 0 • view
What a waste of OUR money.
aug 28, 2025, 6:09 pm • 1 1 • view
He’s so out of touch. If the Army won’t dance for him, the NAVY doing it is hysterically unrealistic. It’s almost funny.
aug 28, 2025, 6:11 pm • 18 0 • view
There ain’t gonna be no dames…
aug 28, 2025, 8:11 pm • 0 0 • view
The most expensive, dangerous fighting force in the world, reduced to entertaining a fucking moron
aug 28, 2025, 11:05 pm • 2 1 • view
Cry baby loser
aug 29, 2025, 7:16 pm • 0 0 • view
Oh, cool! So, this will be on the Potomac, right? What an absolute idiot.
aug 28, 2025, 8:42 pm • 2 0 • view
Waste of resources. Insulting to the people in uniform.
aug 28, 2025, 8:26 pm • 4 0 • view
wtf
aug 28, 2025, 6:19 pm • 1 0 • view
Bon voyage!
aug 28, 2025, 6:26 pm • 0 1 • view
Dear Navy, you have the opportunity to do the funniest thing.
aug 28, 2025, 10:06 pm • 3 0 • view
Upon completion of the “parade” will your navy then sail off to invade Greenland? Or will that happen before the parade? #Trumptatorship
aug 28, 2025, 10:17 pm • 1 1 • view
How much more proof does he need that he’s not likable
aug 29, 2025, 12:05 am • 1 0 • view
Oh if you thought soldiers couldn’t march just wait until you see sailors
aug 28, 2025, 6:56 pm • 16 0 • view
And every parade will disappoint him, because he's incapable of ever being satisfied, of ever feeling joy, or pride in an accomplishment, or a moment's peace. He is a black hole of a human being.
aug 28, 2025, 6:22 pm • 115 11 • view
He's never known and will never know a real human connection. I take solace in that.
aug 29, 2025, 6:02 pm • 0 0 • view
This is exactly it. Nothing can fill the emptiness of his desiccated soul
aug 28, 2025, 6:54 pm • 38 2 • view
Those parades can be hazardous, Anwar Sadat's was fatal.
aug 29, 2025, 7:03 pm • 1 0 • view
"Alright. ...Settle down folks." "There's enough HUMILIATION here for everyone."
aug 28, 2025, 7:14 pm • 2 0 • view
*If prayers really do work, there'll be no need for U.S. Navy to have a performative Dog 'n Pony Show. 🤞 The Navy's time would be better spent figuring out how to justify US Troops' "just following orders" & opening fire on Peacefully Protesting Civilians who do not bow before Authoritarian Rulers.
aug 28, 2025, 7:10 pm • 3 1 • view
with what? he can't get a squadron of loudass LCACs down Pennsylvania Avenue so what the fuck is this shit now? he killed cancer research for this
aug 28, 2025, 6:11 pm • 0 1 • view
No. NO.
aug 29, 2025, 4:04 am • 2 1 • view
They should match like the zombies from walking dead.
aug 29, 2025, 2:49 pm • 2 0 • view
March. Not match.
aug 29, 2025, 2:49 pm • 0 0 • view
More millions for ego-fluffing. Be cheaper to buy him some hookers.
aug 28, 2025, 6:14 pm • 1 0 • view
If the tanks didn’t do it I’m not sure what the navy is gonna do, they can’t exactly drag the USS Nimitz down Pennsylvania Avenue.
aug 29, 2025, 7:06 pm • 0 0 • view
I hope this one fucking sucks too
aug 28, 2025, 11:14 pm • 7 0 • view
A source high in US Naval Command sent me the parade plan: www.youtube.com/watch?v=nmGu...
aug 28, 2025, 6:09 pm • 1 0 • view
what kind of sad loser invites people to his bday party and cries when only his obsequious employees show up
aug 29, 2025, 7:17 pm • 1 0 • view
Pathetic!
aug 29, 2025, 12:33 am • 1 0 • view
Fucking pathetic squids
aug 29, 2025, 2:09 am • 0 0 • view
To be fair, he will be responsible for the biggest parades around the entire world. Hopefully soon.
aug 28, 2025, 6:46 pm • 4 0 • view
C'mon Bluejackets, be a greater disappointment. Go Navy. Beat Army.
aug 28, 2025, 7:45 pm • 5 0 • view
Cut to: Space Force director frantically asking ChatGPT "how to plan an awesome Communist-style parade"
aug 28, 2025, 8:38 pm • 3 1 • view
How is this even possible I can’t handle the madness
aug 29, 2025, 1:17 am • 1 1 • view
Hopefully the Navy one is disappointing too. If he wants enthusiastic marchers he should have an ICE + police parade.
aug 28, 2025, 6:58 pm • 1 0 • view
From the looks of them, few could walk a half mile without taking a break
aug 28, 2025, 7:47 pm • 1 0 • view
WTF 😡
aug 28, 2025, 8:23 pm • 1 0 • view
Does he think that the navy is magically more popular than the army or something
aug 28, 2025, 11:44 pm • 1 0 • view
youtu.be/nmGuy0jievs?...
aug 30, 2025, 5:27 pm • 0 0 • view
Are they going to flood the streets so the boats can go by like the squeaky tanks did?
aug 30, 2025, 5:25 pm • 1 0 • view
Donnie T couldn't get it up so the Navy has to throw their hands in
aug 29, 2025, 12:19 am • 1 0 • view
Wasting millions more of our tax dollars to soothe a bully’s poor little fee-fees
aug 28, 2025, 10:22 pm • 2 1 • view
Hopefully he won't be with us much longer.
aug 28, 2025, 7:40 pm • 0 0 • view
Where? On the Potomac? 🤦♀️🚢
aug 28, 2025, 7:59 pm • 2 0 • view
I keep praying for a cardiac event 😑
aug 29, 2025, 2:07 pm • 0 0 • view
FFS trump! Stop wasting our tax dollars and wasting our military's time on your narcissism.
aug 28, 2025, 8:14 pm • 0 0 • view
I want to see the sea men, I told them. Let me see the sea men. They laughed but I don't know why. Could see em there sniggering. Odd. Anywhoo America deserves sea men all over its streets. On every corner. I want sea men on my golf courses, in my office, I even want sea men right next to me
aug 28, 2025, 10:07 pm • 1 0 • view
Hopefully, he isnt around by then.
aug 28, 2025, 6:32 pm • 3 0 • view
Will be interesting to watch the ships go by! They pulling the aircraft carriers with a Tesla?
aug 28, 2025, 9:16 pm • 4 0 • view
Why not use that money for something good like i don't know, maybe feeding the downtrodden Americans he claims he's fighting for rather than a dictatorial parade nobody is asking for.
aug 29, 2025, 1:55 pm • 1 0 • view
Dear Leader must be glorified and entertained.
aug 28, 2025, 6:23 pm • 1 0 • view
The president of the United States is clearly a madman. He also clearly has dementia and is more in the intermediate phase of the disease than the beginning.
aug 29, 2025, 7:03 pm • 0 0 • view
aug 28, 2025, 6:17 pm • 2 0 • view
I can’t wait to see how they’re gonna float a multipurpose amphib into the Anacostia. And if he thinks the “marching out of step” was bad when the Army passed by, wait until he sees us! Ask any grad of the USNA about parading…hint, it wasn’t our favorite activity.
aug 28, 2025, 8:58 pm • 4 0 • view
WTAF? I would choose all bubbleheads to march.. lots of room to practice marching on a boat..
aug 28, 2025, 11:54 pm • 2 0 • view
Ha! We can always count on you guys! There’s a better than average chance that sailors will revolt like the soldiers did…at least some of them. I’m sure orders will be issued threatening any that do.
aug 29, 2025, 12:00 am • 2 0 • view
Literal infant
aug 29, 2025, 7:10 pm • 0 0 • view
The Navy can's send a flotilla under the 14th Street Bridge. It won't fit. Besides, Trump will never receive the adulation he longs for. He had his chance to serve in the military. He ran away. @brucethecameron.bsky.social USN HM2 1969-73 (When Trump was dealing with bone spurs.)
aug 28, 2025, 9:21 pm • 1 0 • view
*can't
aug 28, 2025, 9:26 pm • 0 0 • view
What is going to to sail an air craft carrier down Pennsylvania Ave?
aug 29, 2025, 8:53 pm • 0 0 • view
Waste, Fraud, Abuse & Narcissism ...
aug 28, 2025, 9:22 pm • 0 0 • view
The best thing they could do is start shelling the Whitehouse
aug 28, 2025, 6:09 pm • 7 0 • view
He’s been listening to Village People again
aug 28, 2025, 6:06 pm • 54 0 • view
The construction worker parade is scheduled for next spring.
aug 28, 2025, 8:16 pm • 14 0 • view
aug 28, 2025, 6:27 pm • 2 0 • view
And may it be an even bigger flop
aug 29, 2025, 7:31 pm • 0 0 • view
He wants a parade that looks like those huge bombastic ones in North Korea with all the synchronicity and theater. He'll never get one like that because most of the people hate his guts and we're not made to perform and never will!
aug 28, 2025, 8:15 pm • 1 0 • view
Pathetic
aug 28, 2025, 7:39 pm • 2 0 • view
National guard pointing a rifle at a little girl's head: "jump up and down! Blow kisses at the troops!"
aug 28, 2025, 6:40 pm • 5 1 • view
Must entertain the toddler in charge!
aug 28, 2025, 7:43 pm • 0 0 • view
anyone who's ever watched the Navy march is cackling right now. I suppose they could be thinking Marines.
aug 28, 2025, 6:13 pm • 41 0 • view
it’s probably going to be 100% marines. regular navy is a bunch of nerds.
aug 28, 2025, 6:25 pm • 13 0 • view
And no one wants to see them March. Even Navy people!
aug 28, 2025, 8:43 pm • 9 0 • view
I dunno I kinda want to see those bellbottom Cracker Jack's inflated like balloons. It'll be like the Macy's parade.
aug 28, 2025, 11:46 pm • 3 0 • view
Welcome Marine! The crayons are over there in the back.
aug 28, 2025, 9:54 pm • 0 0 • view
Can't wait to see 15 big ass ships get stuck in the Potomac.
aug 28, 2025, 10:05 pm • 1 0 • view
Oooooh. Will ICE also hold one? Noem can be drum majorette and all the thugs cans where Trump masks!
aug 28, 2025, 10:47 pm • 0 0 • view
So...aircraft carrier sailing down Pennsylvania Avenue?
aug 29, 2025, 3:21 am • 1 0 • view
With a squeaky propeller
aug 29, 2025, 6:38 am • 1 0 • view
Flood the streets so the boats can float. FEMA can clean up after…. Oh wait…..
aug 28, 2025, 7:43 pm • 2 1 • view
Anything to get that shit stained target of head in front of as many people as possible.
aug 28, 2025, 6:56 pm • 0 0 • view
I cannot fathom how small his dick must actually be.
aug 28, 2025, 9:21 pm • 1 0 • view
Does the Navy march? Perhaps they could swab the street when they walk by.
aug 28, 2025, 6:58 pm • 3 0 • view
Then what would the National Guard do?
aug 28, 2025, 7:27 pm • 4 0 • view
Boat Parade by Five For Fighting
aug 28, 2025, 8:46 pm • 0 0 • view
I can’t wait to see an aircraft carrier going past the White House.
aug 28, 2025, 7:23 pm • 3 0 • view
With a few fighter jets falling off in Hegseth fashion.
aug 28, 2025, 7:39 pm • 5 2 • view
And at what cost?
aug 28, 2025, 6:09 pm • 0 1 • view
I’m so sick of this weird, needy loser spending our money on dumb shit to boost his colossal ego.
aug 28, 2025, 6:30 pm • 3 0 • view
Ah so this is where our taxes are going. To more bullshit
aug 28, 2025, 6:39 pm • 1 0 • view
I guess the military is his GI joes to play with and put on display so the other kids can be jealous. Our money is being spent on ridiculous shit.
aug 28, 2025, 6:49 pm • 10 0 • view
From what I have seen the Navy is not the place to go for this, gonna be even worse. (Good)
aug 28, 2025, 9:07 pm • 1 0 • view
"you will continue giving me parades until i get off"
aug 28, 2025, 10:51 pm • 1 0 • view
Surreal
aug 28, 2025, 6:20 pm • 1 0 • view
pathological deathspiral
aug 28, 2025, 9:07 pm • 1 0 • view
Can't wait to see how they rig an aircraft carrier to roll down Pennsylvania Avenue.
aug 28, 2025, 8:54 pm • 1 0 • view
Reminds me of when they brought back Morbius after people jokingly asked for it again
aug 28, 2025, 6:28 pm • 1 0 • view
Because everyone knows that marching is the most important skill for the Navy
aug 28, 2025, 6:44 pm • 7 0 • view
Just let him have ice cream before dinner.
aug 28, 2025, 6:48 pm • 3 0 • view
Yeah, he really wanted to cut the size of government. Unless it's some stupid pet peeve he wants, like fly overs and military parades. So much for saving taxpayers money!
aug 28, 2025, 7:48 pm • 1 0 • view
I didn’t know the navy had garbage scows. Fascinating
aug 28, 2025, 7:47 pm • 1 0 • view
My people in DC, you know what to do. We do not support the fascists.
aug 28, 2025, 6:15 pm • 7 0 • view
All of these military parades for a Draft Dogger❓ WTAF, nothing this administration does makes sense‼️
aug 28, 2025, 7:49 pm • 1 1 • view
It'll be a ship show...
aug 28, 2025, 6:12 pm • 11 0 • view
Isn't a naval parade called a regatta?
aug 28, 2025, 6:19 pm • 1 0 • view
Disgracing their oaths
aug 28, 2025, 6:08 pm • 4 0 • view
WHAT THE HELL? Why are this man’s moods affecting our nation like dangerous weather patterns? Why hasn’t Trump learned from the parade that it was a horrible waste of money, and that he should never make the same mistake again?
aug 28, 2025, 7:26 pm • 7 0 • view
Trump isn’t capable of learning.
aug 29, 2025, 2:28 am • 0 0 • view
All he learned is that he didn't get a good enough parade from the Army, so he's going to try a different branch hoping for a better one. He probably should have asked the Marines, not many Navy folks are good at marching.
aug 29, 2025, 11:25 am • 0 0 • view
Ew. Gross. No.
aug 28, 2025, 6:48 pm • 1 0 • view
What?! The Navy should use a ship that’s decommissioned and sink it in front of him; extra points if he’s on it
aug 28, 2025, 6:25 pm • 5 0 • view
Fire a tomahawk at mar lardo.
aug 28, 2025, 6:50 pm • 1 0 • view
That’s what she said
aug 28, 2025, 10:12 pm • 0 0 • view
navy reportedly increasing "key jingling" drills tenfold
aug 29, 2025, 12:52 am • 1 0 • view
We will laugh at him again and again and again. He will never get the kind of spectacle he desires because the United States is not China or North Korea.
aug 28, 2025, 6:38 pm • 2 0 • view
Really hope Navy beats Army in listlessness for once
aug 28, 2025, 7:36 pm • 1 0 • view
Why do we tax payers have to put up with this utter waste, fraud, and abuse?
aug 28, 2025, 8:18 pm • 0 0 • view
There was already a week of events planned in Philadelphia for a joint Navy-Marines 250th birthday celebration. Video scroll of event schedule.👇 www.navy.mil/Navy-250/Eve...
aug 29, 2025, 1:21 am • 0 0 • view
"In the Navy" on repeat the entire time...
aug 28, 2025, 6:08 pm • 3 0 • view
Is he funding this waste from his crypto grift proceeds?
aug 29, 2025, 12:21 am • 1 0 • view
Ick. Such a weak, tiny, pathetic man.
aug 28, 2025, 8:46 pm • 0 0 • view
Maybe they can book The Village People to participate. Ride a big float and sing “In The Navy”. Maga loves The Village People.
aug 29, 2025, 7:03 pm • 0 0 • view
JFC. How much will this cost?
aug 28, 2025, 9:25 pm • 0 0 • view
👿🤡 cutting benefits to hardworking Americans but budgeting another ego-stroking parade #shiteholepresident
aug 28, 2025, 8:37 pm • 1 1 • view
Next month: "Navy parade 'disappointed' Trump, so the Air Force will do one too."
aug 28, 2025, 7:50 pm • 6 1 • view
Exactly. No parade will ever be good enough for him.
aug 29, 2025, 11:26 am • 0 0 • view
F*ck this wasteful sh!t. Help the: homeless hungry sick poor
aug 29, 2025, 12:15 am • 0 0 • view
How they gonna parade while deployed to black cities
aug 28, 2025, 8:49 pm • 1 0 • view
They marched like shit bc #trumpepstein is a shitbag draft dodger pedo rapist. He can command them to march, he can’t make them march in time
aug 28, 2025, 7:25 pm • 0 0 • view
Just say no. Tell him all military members are busy picking up trash in DC.
aug 28, 2025, 6:18 pm • 5 0 • view
That festering sack of shit will never be satisfied. He could personally order every sailor in the Navy to sacrifice their firstborn to him, and it will never be enough.
aug 29, 2025, 3:43 am • 0 0 • view
China is having a massive military parade in September. Presumably it will be organized in such a way to cause as big a tantrum as possible from Trump about his squeaky tank "parade."
aug 28, 2025, 6:33 pm • 9 0 • view
Honestly we should try & boost the Chinese parade viewing numbers; if it's viewable online for outsiders. Just to be petty. 😅
aug 31, 2025, 7:28 pm • 0 0 • view
Give him six Duck Boats and tell him to get in the sea
aug 28, 2025, 7:57 pm • 3 0 • view
ffs
aug 28, 2025, 9:30 pm • 2 0 • view
Does he realize they don't have tanks?
aug 28, 2025, 8:12 pm • 1 0 • view
Gross
aug 28, 2025, 6:27 pm • 1 0 • view
It would be so cool if the Delta guys crashed that thing and gave Wormer and Trump what they deserve
aug 28, 2025, 8:23 pm • 0 0 • view
Cue the village people..."In the Navy..."
aug 28, 2025, 8:55 pm • 3 0 • view
Next - the Girl Scouts. Trump will really love that one.
aug 28, 2025, 8:44 pm • 1 0 • view
The amount of times reading involving the orange man that has made me nearly throw up...it has been a lot of times by now.
aug 31, 2025, 7:24 pm • 0 0 • view
this reflects poorly on Navy leadership.
aug 29, 2025, 12:18 am • 1 0 • view
for the most part, does the DoD regularly produce Flag Grade Failures like Flynn and Boykin?
aug 29, 2025, 3:09 am • 0 0 • view
Looks like we need another day of mass protests.
aug 29, 2025, 2:27 am • 3 0 • view
Sept 1 National Protest
aug 29, 2025, 3:50 am • 0 0 • view
Enslaving the military for a draft dodger’s ego
aug 28, 2025, 6:56 pm • 7 0 • view
Dance my puppets
aug 31, 2025, 7:13 am • 1 0 • view
Oh good lord. Maybe his grandstand will sink.
aug 28, 2025, 7:08 pm • 0 0 • view
If Trump wants a big Navy parade, he can come to San Francisco for Fleet Week! It's already a big military propaganda parade, and we'll give him at least as polite a welcome as the Scots do when he visits them! www.flickr.com/photos/elren...
aug 29, 2025, 9:49 pm • 0 0 • view
I hope it's even more embarrassing than the first one
aug 29, 2025, 3:36 am • 1 0 • view
aug 28, 2025, 6:10 pm • 40 5 • view
embarrassing show of fealty
aug 28, 2025, 7:29 pm • 0 0 • view
humiliating
aug 29, 2025, 2:02 am • 1 0 • view
Lol our taxpayer dollars at work.
aug 28, 2025, 6:07 pm • 11 1 • view
A Destroyer going down Pennsylvania Avenue should do the trick
aug 31, 2025, 2:53 am • 0 0 • view
Do over signs all over the place people
aug 28, 2025, 6:18 pm • 1 0 • view
Make space force do one next. Give them original series trek costumes
aug 28, 2025, 6:41 pm • 10 0 • view
📌
aug 28, 2025, 7:08 pm • 0 0 • view
He can pay for it with his ill-gotten crypto money
aug 28, 2025, 8:19 pm • 0 0 • view
I assume he’s expecting warships to come down the road?
aug 29, 2025, 8:05 pm • 0 0 • view
From the Brits, we all wish Trump would “do one.”
aug 29, 2025, 8:05 pm • 0 0 • view
Lighting more taxpayer money on fire. Getting rid of food benefits, education funding, crime funding for ballrooms, rose garden makeovers, national guard picking up garbage at 1MM + day and multiple military parades. Alligator Alcatraz was a crony contractor scam, as are the others, on taxpayer $
aug 28, 2025, 10:46 pm • 3 1 • view
📌
aug 29, 2025, 3:29 am • 0 0 • view
It's gonna cost a lot of money to dig a canal down Constitution Ave big enough for an aircraft carrier but by golly T will get his spectacle.
aug 28, 2025, 9:14 pm • 4 1 • view
aug 29, 2025, 2:48 pm • 0 0 • view
time waster in chief
aug 31, 2025, 2:55 am • 0 0 • view
Can the Navy march? Or will they have Marines march for them?
aug 29, 2025, 2:22 am • 0 0 • view
They really want the F/A-XX funded, huh?
aug 28, 2025, 7:17 pm • 2 0 • view
all the homeless will he rounded up and forced to cheer so it looks yuge!
aug 29, 2025, 7:19 pm • 0 0 • view
Are they going to do the parade in the water? Seamen swim, they don’t walk
aug 28, 2025, 6:08 pm • 7 0 • view
They don't march?
aug 28, 2025, 7:23 pm • 1 0 • view
They don’t have legs, they have flippers
aug 28, 2025, 8:15 pm • 3 0 • view
They can swim along the Patomac.
aug 28, 2025, 9:43 pm • 1 0 • view
"Sir, we had the Army throw you a parade for your birthday. It was in the middle of June. In the nation's capital. No one showed up, but people protested in huge numbers elsewhere." "Well, get the Navy this time" - Seems like a vaudeville joke, but somehow isn't.
aug 28, 2025, 11:51 pm • 3 1 • view
Bob hope would have had a field day.
aug 29, 2025, 2:30 am • 1 0 • view
This tiny brained tiny hand Nazi needs to just fuck off a cliff.
aug 28, 2025, 7:06 pm • 1 0 • view
www.npr.org/2020/09/06/9... 🤣
aug 28, 2025, 8:41 pm • 2 1 • view
It was okay but it needed more flags. Not going to make that mistake twice.
aug 28, 2025, 6:53 pm • 17 0 • view
I have great expectations for the parade www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...
aug 29, 2025, 7:12 pm • 0 0 • view
#neverforget youtu.be/fkjAd5zhKDs?...
aug 29, 2025, 12:42 am • 7 2 • view
Everything he touches turns to shit.
aug 29, 2025, 4:04 pm • 1 0 • view
Turd Midas.
aug 29, 2025, 4:05 pm • 1 0 • view
Yeah I don’t think people will care this time either
aug 29, 2025, 11:45 am • 0 0 • view
WaStE fRaUd AnD aBuSe
aug 28, 2025, 6:21 pm • 1 0 • view
I officially quit
aug 28, 2025, 6:31 pm • 2 0 • view
Pathetic
aug 31, 2025, 5:14 am • 0 0 • view
aug 28, 2025, 8:52 pm • 1 0 • view
Sweet Christ on a cronut … it will probably be even worse, since anyone who vaguely cared already went to the first one.
aug 28, 2025, 8:28 pm • 3 0 • view
The fleecing of America!!
aug 29, 2025, 9:44 pm • 0 0 • view
Buddy if you thought the Army was bad at formation marching. 😅 Srsly tho eat fucking shit, 5-time draft dodger
aug 28, 2025, 6:21 pm • 42 1 • view
When is his personally formed branch, Space Force, marching?
aug 29, 2025, 7:01 pm • 1 0 • view
also, like what are they gonna load up ships on trucks? or is this gonna be a big beautiful boat parade at MAL?
aug 28, 2025, 6:22 pm • 14 0 • view
He’ll demand they put a patrol boat in the Lincoln Memorial reflecting pool because he’s such a senile dipshit
aug 28, 2025, 6:32 pm • 17 0 • view
The only upside to it will be the South Park episode that follows.
aug 28, 2025, 6:50 pm • 14 1 • view
bro just go to pride
aug 28, 2025, 6:08 pm • 46 1 • view
Trump will only spark that kind of intense joy and celebration that pride has when he does one thing. Too bad for him that the one thing will mean he won't be there to enjoy it.
aug 28, 2025, 8:55 pm • 16 2 • view
He is decided to destroyed the economy😡 Why would he keep spending on shit like this if ruining the economy wasn’t his intention to then later on blamed it on someone else? Economists are already saying it’ll be 4 trillions added to the deficit instead of the 3 trillions 😖
aug 28, 2025, 7:33 pm • 1 1 • view
Imagine if Obama was making the military dance for him like this.
aug 28, 2025, 6:54 pm • 20 0 • view
Fuck this motherfucker
aug 28, 2025, 6:14 pm • 0 0 • view
Nothing will ever fill that vast black hole void in his soul. No parade, no amount of sniveling gratuitous praise, no amount of power; he tries to feel big by shrinking others - but the high never lasts and he has to go back for more.
aug 29, 2025, 2:26 am • 1 0 • view
Oh boy. Can’t wait. And since the USAF is throwing a military honors funeral for a traitor, I wonder what the USMC or the USCG will come up with?? And, oooohhh, Space Force?? (And yes this is sarcasm).
aug 28, 2025, 8:39 pm • 2 0 • view
May this one be just as successful as the first one
aug 29, 2025, 7:02 pm • 1 0 • view
Please don’t tell me he’s going to float some giant ships up the Potomac
aug 28, 2025, 6:08 pm • 2 0 • view
Reactivating the USS Wisconsin just so it can run aground again.
aug 28, 2025, 7:32 pm • 2 0 • view
oh probably
aug 28, 2025, 6:18 pm • 0 0 • view
Imagining a grounded aircraft carrier in the Potomac IS funny
aug 28, 2025, 6:26 pm • 6 0 • view
the last few "big boat stuck" moments haven't hit as hard as the evergiven, but I'm pretty sure this one would
aug 28, 2025, 7:12 pm • 6 1 • view
The only military honors he deserves are the traditional blindfold and a firing squad.
aug 28, 2025, 6:17 pm • 5 0 • view
Oh yes, I’m sure they can march even better…
aug 28, 2025, 6:09 pm • 3 0 • view
If Trump wants a military parade, he just needs to tell his buddy Kim Jung Un to invite him to the next one they have over there.
aug 28, 2025, 5:59 pm • 35 0 • view
My thought was that his friend Putin could lend him one or two battalions worth of men who are good at marching. If they are dressed in American uniforms, most wouldn't see the difference (the Russians have their own, Prussian-inspired marching step – but noone in this administration would care).
aug 28, 2025, 6:47 pm • 5 0 • view
Do they have any left to spare that actually know how to march? 💀
aug 28, 2025, 7:00 pm • 4 0 • view
That's a valid question. I assume that they could scrape enough people together, canibalising elsewhere, if the assumed gain justified it. And given the massive mobilisation of Russia's youth (Yunarmiya, various cadets' corps), if they don't have proper types to show now, they will do again soon.
aug 28, 2025, 9:30 pm • 2 0 • view
I’m frankly surprised at how much you can lose and still be fighting, I think the commonwealth and Europe should be thanking Ukraine for decimating their military. At great cost. Too much. Far too much. As a military brat in the 80’s, in Canada, I was very aware we were between Russia and USA.
aug 28, 2025, 11:44 pm • 3 0 • view
Trump would get his ego boosted for a day or two, the GRU could dispatch hundreds of operatives (more) to DC, and all would be happy. Tremendous win-win.
aug 28, 2025, 6:47 pm • 2 0 • view
Is Kegseth gonna try and park the USS Nimitz on the Potomac?
aug 28, 2025, 7:57 pm • 0 0 • view
If he didn’t like the Army’s sloppy marching, wait tell he sees a gaggle of sailors tying to march followed up by, what, a couple of Seabee dump trucks?
aug 28, 2025, 7:22 pm • 1 0 • view
Oh cool! Maybe they can hold it underwater! And maybe fly their invisible jets overhead.
aug 28, 2025, 7:38 pm • 0 0 • view
Just stop
aug 28, 2025, 7:47 pm • 0 0 • view
Make it fucking stop. Someone. Anyone.
aug 28, 2025, 9:46 pm • 0 0 • view
Oh good God! This is such a waste of taxpayer money all so that a man with a tiny pecker can feel good about himself.
aug 28, 2025, 7:53 pm • 1 0 • view
Pure Narcissism
aug 28, 2025, 6:14 pm • 0 0 • view
We are paying such a high price for some shitty parenting back in the 1950s.
aug 28, 2025, 6:17 pm • 184 6 • view
This has been a general purpose statement for the last 10 years.
aug 28, 2025, 11:59 pm • 5 0 • view
aug 28, 2025, 8:02 pm • 7 0 • view
How much you want to bet these parades were already planned with the 250th anniversaries for those branches no matter who was in office, but sadly lining up with El Gordo Hefe's second term? TBH I got the feeling the Army one sucked because they purposely made it so. Malicious Compliance.
aug 28, 2025, 7:56 pm • 1 0 • view
📌
aug 28, 2025, 6:56 pm • 0 0 • view
how much do I have to shell out for this one? or will the tariffs pay for it?
aug 28, 2025, 8:24 pm • 0 0 • view
There is no end to the time and money he can waste. Pathetic little man.
aug 28, 2025, 10:50 pm • 5 0 • view
Nearly one TRILLION dollars annually, and this is what we get?
aug 28, 2025, 6:09 pm • 1 0 • view
He can have his parade after every American gets health care.
aug 29, 2025, 1:07 am • 2 1 • view
They'll be less of an audience for Navy than land based Army....stoopid psychopath
aug 29, 2025, 2:18 am • 0 0 • view
I swear, it's as if the citizens don't exist...the spoke their disapproval of spending taxpayers money for it as well as didn't appreciate them fucking up the roads etc. Citizens voiced concerns w/ telling reps, protesting, and BOYCOTTING....he was there and saw how empty
aug 29, 2025, 2:17 am • 0 0 • view
$50k cash up front, no restrictions on booing or throwing spoiled food - count me in attendance. I would become a meme so fat then use my 15 minutes to remind people - dementia, criminal, fat, ugly, stupid, Epstein, world laughs at - all in small words he can understand
aug 28, 2025, 7:11 pm • 1 0 • view