I wanted to change my first name is HS. Then when I actually grew up, I figured nah, that's the name my parents gave me. And it would be confusing to people. Imagine how confused associated of HIS wers.

You forgot not born in Ohio

I'd hate him no matter what is name is.

Wife also not a hillbilly.

Hillbilly Vance aka James Donald Bowman. This hillbilly altered his name 3 times. Aka James David Hamel. Then hillbilly changed his name again in 2013 to his “mamaw’s” (hillbilly proof) name Vance. His birth certificate says James Donald Hamel. Guess when the Save Act passes hillbilly can’t vote

He is a parasite.

"Fauxbilly Elegy" didn't have quite the same ring to it

And he changed into a dipshit

A faux phony ass hat.

Another Magat fraud 🤬🤬👎👎‼️

Wasn't he on Two and a Half Men?

That’s where I know him from! LOL

Fake, Fraud, and Phony

Who is he? Whatever the convicted-felon-orange-dictator says to be.

Smoky eyed psychopath. He be remembered as fondly as Spiro Agnew.

Awww. He should have kept the “Donald “. 😁😅😂

Sociopath that doesn’t know his history.

As one does ...

Real name is Vladimir Poosinspantski. Krasnov Kankle's finest recruit and a right little turd.

Hillbilly Elegy is now out in paperback. This needs to be printed on a stack of Post-Its, for folks to provide editorial correction the author’s name and bio.

He’s such a weirdo

he was known as Pugsley at a younger age

More like Tattoo...

That’s not fair on Pugsley.

Shapeshifter.

Shapeshitter

This tells you a lot about what’s his name?

Everything about him is fake. He's a fake hillbilly, fake guyliner wearing, couch fucking wannabe white power, counterfeit white trash. He's a self aware pool of afterbirth. His mother should demand a refund.

Why all the name changes? Doesn’t like who he is or where he comes from?

Such a feckin weirdo... 🤩

He's a flatlander. His family says he's a liar.

Trump must have agreed.

He could change his name to a symbol and be the asshole formerly known as JD

In other words, #Vance has always been a ⤵️

Russian plant, deep rooted commie

Getting mixed messages with his name change. "Bowman" sounds loads less posh than "Vance" to me, so surely that would go against what he was going for? I know that I'm asking for logic from Vice President SofaSex here, but still.

He is an empty vessel waiting to be filled with shit.

Sounds like another george santos grifter.

GD Creep Vancescara

So his pronouns would be them/they?

Jizz Diver

Who is that. Why so many aliases

Now that's strange!

He's just a chin-less couch diddler

And yet, James Donald Bowman will tell transgender people "You can't have a chosen name". Which makes James Donald Bowman a hillbilly bitch.

😂

And who did you leave in the woods?

He looks like Honey Boo Boo’s brother

What a strange chap

Why has he changed his name so many times?

Little jadie's all growed up.

"Nowhere man..."

His mother made the right choice trading him for drugs.

He’s just another product of complete shit parenting. Same as Leon and The Pussygrabber.

Should he be allowed to vote? JD Vance isn’t on his birth certificate.

The Manchurian candidate

Wow, with all that money from his despicable book, you'd think he'd get plastic surgery or additional Botox or something, because he looked like Clarence "Lumpy" Rutheford* as a kid, and has not changed much.

*Dork on the Leave it to Beaver 1960s TV show. In black and white. But J.V. Dunce hates blacks.

Manchurian

fortune.com/article/what...

He's a sycophant little parrot.

Who does this?????

Would love to see this company now go OUT OF BUSINESS

total idiot...WE Ohioans know

He is an asshole.

Since you can be "po' white trash" but have millions of dollars & live in a mansion. You can be a "hillbilly" but have a college education & live in the suburbs. (Although, "redneck" is probably more appropriate.) It's a person's character that makes them "po' white trash", "hillbilly" or "redneck".

So there’s a reason for the beard!

He's a creation of and puppet for Peter Theil and Palantir.

He has a face you just want to punch.

Hard to miss such a huge target.

What man changes their first name to "Janice"? I'm surprised he hasn't "transitioned" yet...... 😂😂😂

Yet, he shrieks about other people being "unauthentic".

Why did he keep changing his name ?

He's a woman!!!!

You mean he don't have a mee-maw?

Russian deep plant? Sorry, deep turnip?

supreme creep

Vance had a long standing identity issue... that could explain the eyeliner

Multiple Changes of names, is criminal, and should be investigated.

Transitioning?

#Vance is a charlatan, playing a role created by Peter #Thiel in order to promote fascism throughout the United States. He's a liar, a fraud, an opportunist who has very little government experience and should be sent out of DC on a rail. Know your enemy #America!

He’s a fat grifter who wears more makeup than a teenage girl

He’s a smokey eyed couch fucker, that’s who.

IF you are innocent?!?, then why chayote name ?, or take the fifth?!?🤬🍕🤡💩🥵🦧👹😢😡🌮😾🙀🔥🚽🐓🚽🔥🙃😡

So, he won’t be allowed to vote since his name is not the same as it is on his birth certificate. Right?

Deadname him into oblivion!!!

Um, so his preferred name doesn’t match his birth certificate? Isn’t that a felony or something now? #JimmyDonuts

Maybe he wasn't even born in the US? I guess he couldn't be president

I hear his mother was a Davenport.

The changing of the names is the most suspicious

A fraud, a fake, a failure.

#notmyVP

He was the odd man out

Gay tech giant Peter Theil created him

Well he is a Racist Mysoginist Facist Project 2025 contributor Despised man that people boo everywhere he goes Supporter of genocide Supporter of kidnapping and human trafficking Pedophile cover up collaborator And that’s without doing more than scratching the surface

And a bought abd paid-for front man for billionaire tech oligarchs who would never be accepted by voters. He's a contrived empty suit stand-in for the powerful people who created him and back him.

Just asking? But what does Vance actually do besides standing in the background smiling like a congenital idiot - besides of course insulting Zelensky? Is he in charge of the moonshine still?

Next changed his name to Blanche DuBois.

Someone that is not socially accepted keeps changing his name... Not realizing that this attitude, and not the name, is what makes him socially unacceptable. 😒

Didn’t he also fuck a couch?

Did his forehead get bigger?

The same guy who previously said that Trump was "America's Hitler".

Sounds like he said that with a little jealousy

Donald not a good name unless you’re a duck

Addressing him as Mr Bowman would have been the debating play.

Only in America could a shitbird like this fail upwards so fast and so far.

Couch fucking charges in several Counties caused him to change his name

Name changes would indicate that he is actually running from himself. Part of the psychology of a narcissist, and psychopath.

Isn't it comforting that the senile Dementia Donnie is backed up by the multiple personality Just Dance Vance?

He is the quintessential republiCANT.

Putin knows who he is

Pugsley

Mere charlatan

He's got that Pvt. Pyle look in the shot on the left.

He’s a serial killer, isn’t he ?

He’s hiding from past crimes or problems he wants to leave behind?

Since his name is all Over the place, will this make it impossible for him to cast a vote with new voting rules? You know names birth certificates need to be the same same and all? 🤷‍♀️

He can't vote because his name doesn't match his birth certificate

He slithered here from hell on his fat belly, fucked a couch, wrote a book, said some stupid shit and won't go away.

I just googled it and I guess it’s true. I shouldn’t be surprised since Donald Trump has also used the names John Barron (or John Baron), John Miller and David Dennison. He also appears to be known as Krasnov…

Is this actually true? It’s getting to the point where I don’t know what is true, and what isn’t anymore ….

“Truth” is whatever you believe “Right” or “Wrong” ==> same “Fact” has evidence “Saw it on the Internet” ==> none of the above Anything from Trump regime ==> same News from outside Trump regime ==> worth considering, especially if negative I hope* this helps. Hope* ==> same as “Truth”

'Deliverance'. (hear banjo now....)

JD Vance starts school

But definitely white trash. Taking vacations he didn't earn.

@jd-vance-1.bsky.social licks krasnov pedofurhers taint

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So many names! Do we refer to the person as “they”?

Perfect

Maybe not “who” but WHAT are you?

Not a hillbilly, just a FAT, UGLY, STUPID IDIOT, OWNED BY THE REPUBS AND A PEDOPHILE

I've got the ick. 🤢

Vance is a super-creep, next in line to the mega-creep!

Some people really go to extremes to hide the fact that they are gay.

Nothing authentic about him.

He has as many names as a hillbilly does.

A white men with no identity or background, a guys with no culture or life. He’s JD Vance a parasite they needs to be put in his place and black from ever getting into office. this should be our next goal to block JD and Trumps kids from running for president EVER!!

YA HE IS A CERTIFIABLE NUT CASE

He’s a fuckwit, that’s who he is.

The United States of America made sure that this person was fed and didn’t starve to death because of a lack of family means. He might have starved to death if he turned 7 years old, starting after the midterms next fall.

Looks like he has an identity crisis.

Just Dance Vance! Aren’t republicans trying to revoke voter registration from people that have changed their name from what shows on their birth certificate?

Only women

It’s illegal and unconstitutional to make a law that only applies to a select group of people. It either applies to everyone or no one.

Right. They know it will affect only women.

Wait until they find out that not every women takes their husbands name when they get married and this didnt block women like they hoped. Hell it prob wont get rid of all trans people either. If it wouldnt hurt women/trans/other people, it would be funny just to see vance lose his right to vote.

Yep but just registered Dems

Well that’s hardly fair!😒

That would be the point.

Little Jimmy Bowman

What is he hiding? I don’t trust him especially how he flip flopped over his views of Trump to gain VP position. We have a grifter and an opportunist who in my opinion may be more of a concern than Trump if or when he takes the presidency. This was a strategic move by Theil etc…wait and see

Fake name, fake weight, fake skills.

What a weirdo. Really bizarre.

...And changes in religion "JD Vance's religious journey has involved a conversion to Catholicism after being raised in a loosely evangelical and Pentecostal Christian environment and later going through a phase of atheism."

And his wife is a practicing Hindu.

He’s a phony lying pos, that’s who he is.

Talk about an Identity Crisis. 🙄

This does not seem "normal." What type of mental disorder does this fall under?

Identity disorder?

Self-hatred

A lot of people change their names for a lot of different reasons. We don’t need to make up stuff. There’s enough to criticize.

Wow. Hard-hitting journalism. Zzz...

He is a Nazi Criminal.

Claims to be Appalachian because his grandmother was from eastern KY. Converted to Catholicism. Made all kinds of disparaging remarks against Trump and declared himself a Never Trumper.

Bet he spent lots of time trapped in school lockers 😂

Can we confirm he changed his name three times? Sounds sus. Looking this one up.

*probably actually did fuck couches

Why did he change his name 3 times?

POS Liar Couch fucker

So who is he? And what is he running away from.

Who does that? Why change your name so many times? I smell a scoundrel.

Next he’ll change his name to Joseph Goebbels, I guess…

Skeletor

That is a man running from demons or child support from that one slutty couch in middle school

Why all the names?

JD Prance is a fraud and is destined to face justice.

He's Peter Thiel's hand puppet, just like Teh Donald is Russell Vought's. #Project2025

Another fake

You forgot "Couch Fucker"

He's been Peter Thiel-isd...

This is who he is...

Ick

Who’s he hiding from with all the name changes?

Did he hate Trump so much he didn't want his name?

He’s the talented Mr Ripley Eve he doesn’t know who he is.

The man is a living version of The Talented Mr Ripely.

Chameleon… or very confused

Why so many name changes? Is he hiding something ?

Incel

Always a good idea to marry your wife.

Don’t think he knows

Vacation Vance

Multiple personalities apparently - each got their own name

His name is COUCHFUCKER

So much to hide!!! So many names!

Def odd

So, kind of a loser,you say?

A lot of skeletons in that closet

Gross

chameleon.

Jimmy Bowman…

INHUMAN

So you are saying he was a DEI admit to Yale law?

More aliases than an old school gangster. Being a criminal must've been his goal all along. But how will he vote with his name not matching his birth certificate? 🤔

He’s a total fraud. Plain and Simple.

Bought and slept on a variety of couches. Watched TV often, mostly while reclining on couches! Has never eaten a dog or cat!

People change their birth names for all kinds of reasons. A friend, now passed, suffered sexual & physical abuse as a child at the hands of their family. When they were able to distance themselves from the toxicity of their family they changed their names. JD Vance has a dead name.

Sounds like a career criminal because he is a career criminal.

Vance has more AKAs and personas than most felons I’ve met.