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Michelle @cloverjag.bsky.social

Wasn’t sure what to get my friend for her baby shower, but Amazon saved the day with this suggestion.

Ad for a nightlight that is Godzilla’s screaming decapitated head. A mother is shown holding her infant with the words, “nursing night light,” next to them. It is also suggested as a night reading light as a mother reads to her young child with Godzilla screaming silently in the foreground. Final image is of a young child sleeping peacefully with the red glowing head on his nightstand. “The best gift for your child,” this image declares. A baby is shown with the Godzilla head lit up.
aug 30, 2025, 12:56 am • 82 21

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thornprime.bsky.social @thornprime.bsky.social

Best gift ever, everyone else just needs to return their gifts as it will painfully pail in comparison.

aug 30, 2025, 11:22 pm • 0 0 • view
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𝕊𝕚𝕣 𝕝𝕒𝕕𝕪𝕓𝕦𝕘 𝕓𝕖𝕖𝕥𝕝𝕖 @sirladybug.bsky.social

Amazon will probably suggest buying something else to help you cope with the trauma.

sep 1, 2025, 6:42 pm • 1 0 • view
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Michelle @cloverjag.bsky.social

I hope it’s the gorilla couch.

sep 1, 2025, 11:15 pm • 1 0 • view
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Boudicca Mic @boudiccamic.bsky.social

I’m laughing even while recognizing that my grandgirls would have loved this! 😂

aug 30, 2025, 12:58 am • 1 0 • view
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kyohei @kijisirosuki.bsky.social

🤣🤣 We don't have kids, but I want this so bad!😁

aug 30, 2025, 1:06 am • 1 0 • view
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Michelle @cloverjag.bsky.social

I’m finding a baby right now just so I can buy this.

aug 30, 2025, 1:08 am • 4 0 • view