And the larger outbreak rages on. Hundreds sickened in TX w several deaths. MAHA!

Seems legit 🙄

Yeah, no. That’s not how any of this works.

So that means it’s worse than ever, got it.

In the evenings, they have a band called Billy Bob and the beer belly's.

😂 😂 because “everything” texass officials say is truth. Lol

Just stop reporting on it. That's the new normal for Republicans.

SURE THING BIG T

School year is just getting back in session. Let’s see what the next month brings. I’m staying away from crowds & closed in spaces.

Riiiiight

Oh, so it's a pandemic. Got it

so all those Mennonites are dead now?

I believe wholeheartedly that Texas has the right to secede from America. Do it tomorrow! We don't need Texas, they're bringing the intelligence quotient down in this country

Whatever those Texas tools say, believe the opposite

Let’s ask measles its opinion

Cool. If they let us know when the other diseases, authoritarianism and cruelty, are over maybe we'll respect Texas again. Maybe.

Normal type of announcement from the lying GOP.

Oh is that like Dump saying the Covid outbreak was over??

The measles outbreak just decided to stop. Riiiiiiiight 😒

I asked the cat down the street who ate the canary. She said the dog up the road with a feather in her mouth.

Not trustworthy.

Right...the same Texas officials who said not to worry about a little bit of flooding near a camp. Yup let's totally believe a word they say. 🙄🤦‍♀️

School time is just around the corner.

Wonderful! I’m sure their manipulated republican alternative dataset of facts and stats can prove it as well.

The liars lie again.

I trust nothing out of our federal government now and even less from red state officials.

🎯

Totally believe it, no further questions. F*ck these liars! They are going to continue to let people die because of ignorance. SAD.

Sure, and no one is crossing the border. 🙄

Well, then it must be!! 😳😳😩😩

Right. When they replace experts with imposters, the imposters are called “Officials.”

Uh huh Texas 👇

Yeah I don't think I'll believe them

Democrats must learn to stop coming to a gun fight with a PowerPoint presentation and fast.

Just like all of Texas problems, like school shootings, flooding etc.

Texas still has an epidemic of Critical Race Theory in elementary schools I'll bet.

Stop counting the cases and they go away, right?

LIES

Yeah, right? 🙄

Sure, and I have a bridge in Brooklyn I want to see ya.

Who’s in charge of the data!? Aha! I thought so.

Sadly, I had the exact thought 🤬

I don’t believe it. Those Tx health officials are probably lying.

Recording and monitoring is over. It's the Republican was over problem solving.

If you don’t count them then there are none.

🤣🤣

🤣

The germ theory is all fake anyhow. You get measles from not eating healthy and have an unbalanced chakra. RFK Jr said so, and he's head of HHS, so he's Idiocracy level smart.

The Miasma over Texas has gone back to Mexico. All thanks to Thoughts and Prayers from Facebook!

And we are supposed to believe “Texas health officials,” are we? Pull the other leg.

Right😉not really.

RFK: The Band is Back Together. bsky.app/profile/opsa... Some have fallen into the trap: "RFK said something sensible a while back, therefore, he must be trustworthy". He did, but he's not.

Billboards: The way Texas Republicans get the news out.

Anyone in proximity care to verify?

They just stopped testing, no testing no cases

Officials brought in by RFK Jr🤥 or Abbott🤥? It must be true then😷.

Measles in Texas is now no longer allowed to spread unless it signs a permission slip and has a police escort.

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Totally believable Texas. Not!

School is getting started. Standby...

I believe absolutely NOTHING from this administration. Everything is either a distraction, a deflection (confession), or a flat-out lie.

They really do make everything bigger in Texas. Including bullshit.

Don’t believe a word of it. Texas officials lie all the time.

The DSHS website says there are fewer than 10 people still actively contagious. If you trust anything the Texas government tells you right now. All it takes is one to break containment. I live 85 miles from where it started and doubt it’s over.

If it is gone, given this, it will be back…with other childhood diseases. www.texastribune.org/2025/08/18/t...

Ahahaha!

Stopped testing, and just like that, no more cases.

Paused. Summer school break is over.

If you don't report it, you don't have it.

Well then it must be true 😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡

They have no health officials, just sick -o- phants.

…and given their incompetent response, their politisation of vaccines and listening to experts in general, and the incompetence of Trump’s Administration and HHS response, what possible reason could they have to hide awful results? Damnit, answered my own questions again…

Omg about time!

Hahahahahahaha I don’t believe anything they say

So they stopped counting? 🤔

... And there are no deadly storms ever in Texas. ... And the electrical grid in Texas is the best in the country. ... And there are no illegal immigrants working on privileged golf course in Texas.

...Major industrial pollution isn't a problem here, either.

Love the GIF

It’s following the playbook of DeathSantis when he demanded Covid deaths stop being reported because people weren’t dying from Covid. Got it! Doesn’t fit the agenda of MAGA so contrive to report alternative facts as truths. 😡

😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣oh, REEEEAAAALLLLLYYYYY!

I don’t believe anything that comes out of their Federal Mouths!

Just like no Covid. No worries right? Texas Texas Texas. ( head shaking) 🫨

Texas is GOP led, previously there has never been a unified party of liars.

Ah, yes, the famous, “Don’t ask. Don’t test. Don’t admit.” Model. I’m in my late 40s and got my Measles jab renewed a few months back because of this bullshit. Talk to your doctor about the shots you got when you were a kid. Might need another dose, folks!

I had the measles as a kid, and the vaccines at school, in the army and STILL had no antibodies and had to get it again in the late 80s. Having spent June getting Infusion therapy further wiping out my immune system, I'll retest titers in a year. Frustrating.

😂😂😂😂like I’d trust a Texas official

#GOPDeathCult

Oh boy, that means the measles outbreak is out of control.

I hope this doesn’t affect Trump voters disproportionately 😳

What officials

I call bullshit

I'll bet it's just the REPORTING that's over!

Settles it the …. NOT. Lying liars lie

But not the deadly Nazi virus in their government.

Riiiiight…

The key is to stop testing

Sharpie makes it all better...

Riiiight….

Yep, they all died, so aren’t counted. 🤷‍♂️

Wanna bet?

The NYT could have done a teeny tiny bit better at making that point obvious, doncha think #failingnewyorktimes

That’s how you KNOW it’s bullshit. 👍

Sure it is.

Why is The NY Times taking Abbott’s word as the gospel? Shame on them.

Whaddya know? Just like that! (Measels? What measels?)

That sounds as reliable as Ercot!

😂 “reliable”

My thought exactly, and I'm a Texan

🤣🤣🤣

In the current climate . . . and with the current regimes in Austin and Washington . . . I'm guessing Measels is spiraling out of control.

Pffftt. Yeah, right. Do not trust them.

I believe them…not!

Never trust Republicans.

After all the Horror & Deaths on 9/11, the countless suffering from Terror Attacks against Americans & the endless plotting to destroy “the Great Satan” called American democracy! ALL IT’s TAKEN is a wealthy child molester with the mind of a child, violent followers & traitors in Congress. 😢😡😢😡SAD

Does a state that allows a measles break out actually have " Health Officials"? Or just MAGAt's in an office?

I’m not believing official conclusions coming out of Texas, Florida, or the Federal Government anytime soon…especially when reported by the NYT.

I guess measles just told itself I am done for now in Texas even with all these unvaccinated people to infect which I am programmed to do

😂

Not true! Scam!

Yeah right. School started, let the spread begin...

You have to be a fool to. Believe anything these Texas Health Officials report!

Alternative facts? 🤷🏼‍♂️

“Truth isn’t truth”

Doublethink.

Yeah, the brainiac Magas actually pushed that garbage. Apparently it works on the base though.

Just wait until school starts.

We are one step away from the next pandemic. 2020 was just a warm up. RFk jr plan is to let it rip. Damn the torpedoes full speed ahead.

They mean REPORTING on the outbreak is over!

Kind of like Trump's COVID, if they don't test then the numbers go away. Like magic.

Right! Because measles is not a communicable disease and everyone who had it didn’t pass it on to anyone else. And furthermore, everyone in TX is vaccinated. 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️

Probably because they have spread it to all the other states.

If we stop testing, there is no outbreak. Science!

Every one of these parents needs to be charged with child neglect and injury to a child.

In a saner world, in a better timeline, they’d be held accountable. However, it’s Texas, and we’re stuck with a reality foisted upon us by the dregs of humanity, the ‘F’ grade earners who managed to fail upwards with a combo of Daddy’s money, a complete lack of empathy, and lots of plastic surgery.

If you don't do any counting then measles doesn't exist......

Have they barbecued the statistician or what?

🥵

#Bullshit #SNL50

Well...IF no NEW CASES are reported then I guess it IS OVER. Guessing they won't be hiring the young lady who reported last month's Labor Stats for BLS...

Can’t count, won’t count.

Too bad it had to start

Measles approves this message ☠️

I would not bet my health on that . Just sayin’.

“…slow the testing down..When you test, you create cases.”

Liars. All of them.

The ostrich approach

Their health officials consist of a traveling gypsy and a part-time pesticide distributor.

Just wait until schools are back for a few weeks....

Remember COVID There was no danger of the spread in schools because kids didn't get it So...

Just like that "Pffftt!"

But the fascist cancer is still very much entrenched.

No

Probably a distraction from what they are doing to steal more seats.

Texas health officials r damn near as trustworthy as Florida….. the most corrupt state in American history.

Let’s write down the date and check back in a month to see if no cases show up! Unless it will be a case where you aren’t supposed to report that kind of nonsense and that’s how it ended!

Well that was super easy. On to the next epidemic.

They are either exceptionally stupid or exceptionally evil.

Right....

The outbreak is over. It is now an epidemic. They are different you know.

They have spread measles to other states. Is it over elsewhere?

I think you might mean endemic. At this rate it will always be available for the next generation.

My knowledge of medical terms is limited. I'll take your word for it.

Epidemic is a severe outbreak, concentrated in one location. Endemic is a widespread outbreak.

So I was correct! Yea Me!!

A sign that says it,measles can't Read

I highly highly doubt that

Lying pricks

no texas, you are still f3cked

'We arrived at this point through a comprehensive outbreak response that included testing, vaccination, disease monitoring and educating the public." Vaccination? You don't say. www.texastribune.org/2025/08/18/t...

if you stop testing for measles and say the spots could be freckles, then it’s just a large spike of young people dying of natural causes 🤷‍♀️ but more importantly their deaths can’t then be traced back to RFK’s behavior so win-win I guess 🙄

Riiiiiight. I boosted my measles vaccination

Sure seems like Texas is WAY in the lead on Measles cases this year:

Yeah...I don't really believe that.

Not traveling there, dont come near me or my family. Stay home. We dont want you near us.

I lived in Texas for 8 years, there is no legit health care there.

Right. What are the hospital doctors saying?

And really, why wouldn’t we trust them? #HeavySarcasm

Really. Glad I got my senior citizen MMR.

😂😂🤣 I don’t think so.

😁 school soon...Abbot meet fan...

“STOP THE COUNT!!”

If they say do then it clearly isn’t over Trump needs to face facts HHS guy is a murderer but he doesn’t care bring murder charges on each individual in this admin

Only that the billboard won’t stop the spread.

Uh-huh, sure….

Which means utterly the exact opposite. Fuck Texas officials 🥴🖕🏼

HAHAHA

I don't buy this at all.

😂

Who will confirm because texas government lies about everything

“If you don’t trace or count the cases, then there aren’t any!” Dr. Dependo

Anyone dying of measles from now on will have their entire existence wiped from all databases. TOTAL ANNIHILATION! You have been warned. Thank you for your attention to this matter. Dear Leader

Does anyone believe a Texas official?

Is this like that time Republicans fired the head of the Bureau Of Labor Statistics because they didn't like the truth?