you had me at sandwich guy. Adding Pedro Pascal is perfection!

That's 31 days total of sandwiches. And yeah they're not going to get a grand jury

interesting bg on Dunn

It’s all baloney!

Nice one!

Please keep us up to date on this. I would pay money to see the Prosecution argue this case. I can imagine the jurors sitting there trying not to crack up.

If the indictment comes down, I hope the masses will get a gofundme going for the guy to cover legal costs!

No judge will look at a wrapped sandwich as a felony. Unless bondi edits video to make it unwrapped, batted at ICE agents face & full of catsup, there's no case. You get a sandwich, you get a sandwich, you get a sandwich 🥪...🥪...🥪

This is also Pedro's reaction when someone suggests he shave his mustache for a role.

Here’s a plate of sandwiches to eat while you wait.

Does anyone know what kind of sandwich was thrown ?

It was a sandwich with accuracy..?

off**

or a sandwich if opportunity

lmao thats too poetic, i meant like cold cut trio all meat veggie that kind

If you get charged with a felony for throwing something, then they just fucked up cause the next thing thrown should be worth the felony charge!

It wasnt a sandwich. Twas a roll

#SandwichRebellion

I hope he sues them for malicious prosecution.

Maldelicious prosecution, you mean?

We don't know that they haven't presented it yet.

We know that two grand juries refused to indict a woman on similar charges, and we know that they haven't announced a true bill. My statement stands. They have 30 days to indict. It's been 8 days.

True and I was thrilled to see no bills on that case. Are you suggesting that they are holding off for some reason?

Maybe because the video evidence is so hysterically funny? Seriously. Have you seen it? I suppose it would have to be offered as evidence in any court proceeding, but who will be the idiot that puts their name on that?

Of course I have seen it.

That’s the equivalent of about a 4 inch sub. Or 4 times bigger than Donolds mushroom dick.

“Objects in photo may be smaller than they appear…”

*magnified 600 times

Sandwich guy is a hero. 🎖️

I think he should get an endorsement deal with Subway!

Did we ever find out what kind of sandwich? Was it a turkey club or something heavier, like an Italian sub?

Well, to be fair, it *was* a pretty big sandwich.

🤣🤣😂

A grand jury can indict a ham sandwich, but can it indict a sandwich GUY?🤣

Pssst..... dont remind them

As New York Judge Sol Wachtler said in 1985, "If a district attorney wanted, a grand jury would indict a ham sandwich." Grand juries are the prosecutor's babies.

All this civil unrest is making me hungry...for Freedom! And a sandwich.

Sean Dunn. Say. His. Name.

Won’t the evidence decay by then????

It was Subway - we're good.

He’s my hero

Apparently NOT a ham sandwich

I'm not sure they could get that in Texas at this rate.

Sandwiches don’t kill people, people kill people. (Isn’t that what anti-gun reform people say? 🤷🏼‍♀️)

The sandwich heard round the world!

I smell a rat.

🤣

You know it's going to escalate to other foods

God I miss Robin Williams.

I’d love to be in that jury!

#TrumpEpsteinCoverUp #Epstein #EpsteinFiles

I can actually remember a few things at once.

Indeed. Just floating it out there. 🤓

And while chewing gum.

Is this for the Delony? Deli-knee? Delogna? W/lmt? A Salt with a Deli weapon? Help?🤭

If they indict him it should cancel out all the pardons of the Jan 6 criminals who brutally attacked police.

He mayo or mayo not get away with it.

Thank you for showing us Pedro.

Our hero is an actual HERO. 😆 🥪

Carry Options in DC. bsky.app/profile/opsa... 🤣

It would be comical if the grand jurors all threw sandwiches at the DOJ prosecutor every time the fool walked in the room.

Good one

For God sake what a waste of money. While pedophiles walk free a guy who gets frustrated and throws a sandwich is arrested .

The sandwich that rang through history?

Will you love to have fun 😋 🤤

THat's creative, and Trumps favorite play even though he has no idea it is about how he is acting.

Dangit, now I got an ear crumb...

Same... It took me two days before I found another one!

Somehow this needs to find its way to DC - can you imagine the flash mob bustin out??? Choice...

But... So worth it!! This is EPIC

I can not agree more!

🌯

Nullification, baby!

#Banksy 🔥

More of this it’s getting respect 🫡 😎

I just today had coffee mugs made with this drawing for my friends and me with the heading “Welcome to the Resistance.”

Well done!

It would make a great T shirt, too.

How many on the grand jury only said they wanted their own foot long Subways?

I bet the GOP alarmists will call the sandwich a painted shuriken or a bomb that failed to detonate.

A calorie bomb, perhaps.

Probably no volunteers from their pool of prosecutors! You'd look stupid in front of the judge charging "sandwich guy" with felony assault!😏

So - it’s still Sub judice as they say in legalese. 😌

I can’t imagine being a juror and not breaking out into a full laughing fit when they tried to charge someone with a felony for throwing a sandwich.

I can’t imagine calling the police about a sandwich being thrown at me without the person on the other end of the phone not breaking out into a full laughing fit.

Right?!?

Like, from a grand jury made up of people who live in the District and who HATE what ICE is doing, HATE the federalization of their police, and HATE all the National Guard troops invading their neighborhoods? That grand jury?

I love Pedro so much. Best GIF ever!

Here he is showing how he feels about the current administration...

If throwing a sandwich at a policeman is a felony, what degree of crime is it for a $President to instigate an attack on police officers by his mob of supporters, who beat police officers with an American flag? That mob had their convictions overturned by said idiotic $President. $President? Nada.

Haha....🫠

so good. wish i came up with that.

There are some hardcore maga workers where I live who've had a DTOM flag on their truck for years. When I saw them this morning, there was no flag and all I could think of was "don't bread on me" and chuckle to myself.😄

I laughed out loud

The Hurl of Sandwich.

Hilarious. 🤣😹😂

Assault with a breadly weapon

@hartsigns.bsky.social LOL

Funny!!

⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️

Hilarious!

What a ham

I want a giant flag of this.

LMFAO! 👏👏👏👏👏

😂😂😂

Snort. Laughed.

Subway should run a 3-week special on a new sandwich called No True Bill.

Give them time, their soldiers of misfortune are spread across our cities performing illegal round-ups and general public harassment duties.

They tried twice with another assault on ice case and lost both times.

Aren’t they going to need the weapon in order to get an indictment? Maybe they forget to put it in the refrigerator and it spoiled.

Release All Epstein Files

Shhhhh. Don’t remind them. 😄

it started with sandwiches.

youtu.be/sA_0cvd1EUM

✊

Amazing how many people on LinkedIn want to throw the book at this guy. It was disrespectful but no worse than a high school food fight and it doesn't compare to what the ICE is doing, or T's pedophile buds or the insurrection. What am I missing?

The "nuclear" option-

Sandwich guy is a hero.

Hey that's wicked funny cuz sometimes we call sandwiches heroes heah in Bawstun. 🥪 😆. Also he rawks.

They also call them grindahs.

That's wicked. 🤣

I'm 30 miles away.

US Bostonians have ahh own language which can't be deciphed. Kinda like the Indian Code Tawkas. 😆

Fackin wicked pissah kid! sigh…I miss my Bostonian friend. She was my sista from anotha mista and she decoded the lingo for me.

What happened to her?

She died a few years ago. Way too young. She loved her Pats, Sox & Bruins. Wasn’t a big basketball fan.

A bit

It’s a wicked pissah.

I got a mustard biscuit in North Carolina and it’s hard as a rock after spending a few hours in the freezer. And I ain’t afraid to use it

Wicked pissah.

That hero is a hero?

Luigi / Sandwich Guy 2028

Make America Luigi/Sandwich Guy Again (MAL/SGA)

bsky.app/profile/hose...

😂😂🤣🤣✌️

All this memes 😆

Ok I’ll bite. Was it a ham sandwich?

Double Meat Bologna … 😉

Swear to god, I have 2x a year cravings for this. Usually during a blizzard or a heat wave. French’s mustard and american cheese slices.

bsky.app/profile/abdo...

Sandwich Guy, Sean Dunn - TRUE AMERICAN HERO !! bsky.app/profile/rais...

A footlong is half a fortnight in sandwichspeak.

Sandwiches don't kill people. People kill people.

They are seriously trying to charge him with a felony? Charge him with a misdemeanor, maybe do community service and move on.

No they absolutely are trying to make an example of him. Just like they did with Luigi.

Or maybe just confiscate his buy 10, get one free card.

🤣🤣🤣☠️

It is easier to throttle a sandwich-throwing guy than to go after actual criminals. #SandwichGuy #PamBondi’sPoliticalTheatre

Grand jury nullification…come on now…felony cold cuts😂

I saw the video of the so-called crime. It wouldn't even be prosecuted as a misdemeanor assault in most jurisdictions.

the coldest cuts are often the kindest cuts.

This is the one time getting an indictment will be difficult for any prosecutor

word is he also joined the

Ahhhh! He joined the #FAMILY! Welcome!

FOOD FIGHT JUSTICE

Hilarious. I love Pablo!

He'd probably set a record for fastest bail bond paid. Lot of people would like to support this hero!

Will real Americans indict this guy??? I wouldn't. I would indict Blondi

I ordered a t-shirt today, with that image on it.

Jury nullification baby, stuff that sandiwch in your mouth fascists...

Sandwich Guy for President!!!!

DoJ couldn’t pour piss out of a boot if the spout was on the toe box and the directions were on the heel.

Want fries with that?😃

Charges - casualty via condiment 🍔 Next time someone needs to start a whipped cream pie fight - every clown show in the circus has one 🤡

Ridiculous😆

every time they order a sandwich for “evidence” or “review” the delivery person is deported! gonna be awhile…..

Sandwich Guy for DOD! G'rid of that Hegseth clown...

"I did it. I threw the sandwich."

It may finally come to fruition: A Grand Jury would indict a Ham Sandwich. 🤞🤞🤞

Does Subway sell a Pedro Pascal sandwich? Because ... ... they should consider it ...

What’s the charge, officer? … ..attempt to Sub…… ……..vert democracy?….

This is not a difficult case. They know they are unlikely to get a true bill in DC

Assault with a DEAD WEAPON

Is this where we are really?

This does put a new spin on the ham sandwich joke

Where have all the good men gone and where are all the gods? Where's the streetwise Hercules to fight the risin' odds? He's gotta be strong and he's gotta be fast And he's gotta EAT FRESH for the fight (here's your man Bonnie)

I would LOVE to be a fly on the wall in that grand jury room. If I were the prosecutor, I would call the "victim" officer in to testify in detail the assault by sandwich.

Bon Appetit! 🥪

They can’t even indict a ham sandwich guy.

bsky.app/profile/patr...

" Protect and Serve Sandwiches. " If you want some good trouble; I think i found some. Let's start pasting stickers on cop cars. 👮‍♂️ 🥪

You can open carry rifles in DC but not a ham sandwich. Thank You!

Hopefully he ate the evidence

Any wait for the grand jury to laugh themselves silly and simply say “no”

It embarrasses me that I sat and watched Pedro Pascal eat a sandwich for at least a minute and never even bothered to look at the original post.

You know a man's got something special, when it's pleasant to watch him eat.

So you can indict a ham sandwich, but maybe not a thrown sandwich...

Is the sandwich being held as evidence?

The sandwich is being interrogated as we speak.

As I understand it the sandwich wasn't a hoagie but a CLUB sandwich so that bumps it up to a felony.

Please A.G. Find out the exact make up of this s sandwich so everyone can order one and get it named the “long hero” or some such!

If they don't return one will they be doxed? Legit question. Since I don't trust Bondi et al.

America..... You Need Breadly Weapon Controls 😉

Trump will be banning HARD salami.

To prevent assault with deli weapons?

Thoughts and Prayers for the victims! 😂😉

Only 2 Scaramuccis to go!

If it was a Ham sandwich they will surely get an indictment. If not, it is up in the air.

Points for the Pedro Pascal gif! 💜

Maybe DOJ is on an extended lunch break. They probably ate the evidence.

Yeah...what happens when the weapon is perishable?

They take pictures.

Yup. I was being facetious....it's so ridiculous compared with their often life-threatening violence.

Not sure why we should care.

Sammich guy will walk. Pammy Jo is gonna get no billed…..again.

Helllllll yesssssss

My fucking brain immediately puts this song on loop and also tries to drop lyrical bombs related to sandwiches.

Remember: if you see someone assault an ICE "agent," no you didn't

They will have to identify the "ICE Agent" in the complaint and specify whether he works for ICE or some other entity.

I how to god the Grand Jury declines to hand one down… also I want to hear that transcript.. like I guess you pull straws in DOJ.. going and arguing that a Subway samich.. harmed a man in tactical gear… maybe a mayo stain???!

www.ebay.com/itm/27733457...

Sandwich guy is my hero. Get it? Heehee

😅😅😅

They are going to hold him the entire 30 days, file on the last day, and then drag it out as long as possible. The cruelty is the point.

"Dunn has since been released on personal recognizance and will appear in court again in September."

Thank you for the update.

Here’s hoping for jury revolt.

Lee- Also called Jury Nullification

Hoping they don't "meat" the deadline. Quite frankly I thought throwing a sub sandwich was a bit mild of a reaction but, better than nothing.

Maybe doj should just release the Epstein files?? 🤷‍♀️

Sandwich guy is a hero. Trump NG and ICE are a joke.

I'm sure Fox snooze will focus on the hard-hitting questions, like whether the weaponized sandwich was indeed ham or ham-adjacent.

Me! Me! Can I be on the grand jury and make it a runaway grand jury and indict pam Bondi and Kash Patel for not releasing the Epstein Files?

He gave them a nice sub sandwich and they won't indict because they way overcharged and have a nothing burger for indictment

Getting slapped by a Subway footlong and framing it as a felony is so damn embarrassing

But not surprising.

It would be hilarious if people started ordering sandwiches to be delivered to shitty politicians. Just a reminder that we think they suck and that they are as ridiculous as the trumped up charges. Pun intended.

Felony littering.

The Brits, the original Common Law country, just got rid of ordinary juries and even stuff like coroner’s juries when Irish people refused to go along with state thuggery and murder during the Irish WoI. What will US Dems do when this moment arrives? GOP will probably try one of Trump’s stupid EOs

Imagine the amount of money and resources these traitors are spending to attack this citizen. May they all be charged with treason when this is over.

But think of the victim!! The poor widdle officer was possibly traumatized for life by getting a little mayo on his spiffy brand-new tactical vest!! Oh, the humanity!!

Only in America would we deem guns safe and a sandwich life threatening 😒

KAMALA WON 2024 TRUMP IS NOW A KNOWN ELECTION RIGGER HIS ACTIONS IN TEXAS HAVE EXPOSED HIS UGLY ELECTION RIGGING NATURE WE WILL NOT WORK UNTIL WE GET WHAT WE VOTED FOR KAMALA HARRIS STRIKE STRIKE STRIKE

What a bunch of balcony

🥪

Missing from the evidence locker at this time.

A ham sandwich could totally stay edible in 30 days

Any luck locating the weapon?

It's amazing what some people will do for a crust...

GOP lunacy for the arrest.

They should name a sandwich after him. Oh Wait!! Hero sandwich.. Was just waiting to attach

Must not have been a ham sandwich.

They say you can get a grand jury to indict a ham sandwich, but I've never heard the same said about a salami hero

The Bologna Bandit will get away!

Order in the court! I'll have a ham and cheese on rye. WHAT?? I'll have a ham and cheese on rye, your honor.

So it's chicken tacos and footlong sub sandwiches now, eh? Good thing I stockedUp on #organic #Canadian #popcorn from #Ottawa. Time to watch #WashingDC burn 🔥 #Canucks did that the last time so it's all on you #America #Americans 🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿

he fed whomever

Thank you! I set my timer accordingly!

This Sandwich Guy?