So the guy who wants the Nobel Peace Prize and claims to end wars wants to call the DoD the War Department? Mmmkay.
So the guy who wants the Nobel Peace Prize and claims to end wars wants to call the DoD the War Department? Mmmkay.
surprised he didn't go for Ministry of Peace. guessing the only reason he didn't is because it sounds weak and they are all very strong very tough big boys. grr!
If they change the name to Department of Offense, then they could carry out pre-emptive strikes on everyone they hate.
He only wants one because Obama got one and it's one accomplishent he can't undo. Guy hasn't been president in almost 10 years but still lives rent free in Trump's addled brain
It's not just because Obama received a Nobel Peace Prize (2009), but Carter did as well (2002). It probably irks the hell out of him that 2 Dems from the last 50 years were awarded one in this century. The Obama Peace Prize definitely bothers him the most though, because of his racism.
It's definitely bc of this
Even people who were never elected but had clout and called him out and showed what a despotic cretin he is.
And have them invade Chicago!
He’s a sick old man who really shouldn’t have access to power, no more than the average outlet in the kitchen anyway.
He want to get the prize before he annexes Canada, takes over Gaza and deports all the Gazans, and seizes control of Greenland by any means necessary.
Sounds meaner. Trump likes mean. He practices meanness daily.
And he wants to use the War Department in U.S. cities?
It’s almost as if the whole regime is embroiled in confusion and contradiction.
And is invading his own country.
He's the "bring people together" president. He said so today.
I've gotten together with thousands of people to protest him this summer so I guess, yeah maybe 🤔
Congestive heart failure is apparently now called CVI, so ya.
He says our military does offense as well as defense. And yet, somehow, we've managed a respectable offense throughout the "Department of Defense" era.
thinks he’s fucking churchill?
Oh he’s a shoe for the peace prize. F ing insane
Cadet Bone Spurs finally found a Parade to Lead as General Bone Spurs.
Department of depends is more like it 😂
BOTTOM LINE, this individual is NOT IN THERE. People, people, WAKE UP, the man is psychotic and not in reality. THAT IS WHAT NEEDS TO BE SAID. EVERY DAMN DAY!
#ReleaseEpsteinTrumpFiles
#Trumpstein
It seems like his ongoing mental collapse is taking him back in time, as he becomes more mentally childlike. They called it the Dept. of War when he was younger. Maybe he will fold the Dept. of Ed. into HHS and go back to calling it the Dept. of Health, Education and Welfare.
Wouldn’t that take a constitutional amendment…??
No. It would take legislation.
Do you think Congress could actually pull its head from its ass to vote on it??
They have a bill to change the, "Gulf of Mexico" to "Gulf of America". At the speed they are doing that, they can write any bill and let it sit there like that one. I think it's called the, "Dead Letter File".
It should be called a “no fukn way” bill!
Um-hm. He also claims “I don’t like a dictator…” Sooooooo.
Sounds more manly.
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This president is a very sick and twisted man. Always has been.
And what will all this cost? That's all I can think anymore.
But muh "war fighters". These guys haven't even been in so much as a parking lot scuffle. Wankers.
He wants to be awarded the newly re-named Nobel War Prize.
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wtf has he ever fucking done to get a peace prize? does he even know what a Peace Prize is?
He's one stroke on the golf course away from Making America Happy Again. (Yes, I know we'd still have Guyliner and Mini Mike but it'd at least be a start.)
Thinking isn’t his long suit. Feet first in jumps in. What ever he throws out to see what sticks. His mission is distracting the American people from the Epstein files. If this doesn’t bring him down nothing will.
“Does this make my hands look bigger?”
There were similar policies under Dubya when his chickenhawk advisors came up with the "axis of evil" which were countries which were going to be invaded one by one until idiot Dubya destroyed the economy and the GOP was beaten by Obama who got the Nobel Peace Prize by just cancelling the invasions
Hey don't attack the greatest, most peace loving US president ever like that.
What about the war he started? You know, the war against America.
The heaven goal seems short lived🤔
Clearly he’s mad.
We are living in a topsy turvy world.
It’s because he’s so offensive. He can’t defend anything - how often he rode the Lolita exp, how many young girls he raped, how he had 6 casinos go under, how he’s turning our democracy to an autocracy? War Department is fitting for this twat, where his strength is measured by diaper capacity.
Not to mention he has sent war ships with 4500 of our troops to Venezuela. He's going to kill us all in some way or another.
The DOD has too many big words. He needs a child's vocabulary
It will be the Ministry of Peace soon
Ministry of Truth already...
We've always been at war with Oceania...
Ha! I was going to say Ministry of War would be better, but yours is the best.
Winner 🏆!!
And all Democrats are domestic terrorists…
Yup, Mueller, that's what the idiot said. What the fuck is his obsession on renaming everything?? Soon the orange turd is going to start renaming us. Everyone's last name will be MAGA. A symbol of Hate, greed, and stupidity.
I’m fine with that renaming. Then we could justify a Peace Department.
Yes. The Nobel Peace Prize aspirant says peace is war (heard that before?). He's just a total common-sense, non-dictatorial, non-defensive guy! That is, he's very offensive.
I think that Trump should get some sort of prize that looks like the Nobel. It would lure him to a country where he can be arrested by an international force. As long as it is gold and shiny it will distract him.
His brain is tapioca. Where is the media? Where is the gd media? the guy is mush. Makes no sense, answers no questions - what he used for brains is fucking melting into his shoes before our eyes and they are setting up jd to rule forever and OMFG it is infuriating
They are biding their time before he takes away the freedom of the press. Instead of fighting it, they cower in the corner. They think he'll let them stay alive. He won't. They paid into drinking the Kool-aid. Look how Paramount caved. ABC, NBC, CBS will not be around too much longer.
The media bows to the currency of the day... money
... and start a war with Venezuela🎮 🙄
just wondering if civil wars get a pass for the NPP?
Then he can change the name of their HQ building to “The War House“ and nobody will flinch when he says he’s going to visit Pete Hegseth there.
I’m thinking a letter from the Nobel Peace Prize Committee is needed ASAP! Here’s a great starter letter courtesy of AI. Nailed it!
Well, he not known for his smarts.
One would assume deploying the military inside your own country would preclude you from any ‘peace’ prize.
… And turns the military on his own people… noice…
I’m surprised it’s not being renamed the department of peace
Might as well call it the Ministry of Peace, or MiniPax.
There certainly is a want in this orange moron!
Cadet bone spurs thinks he’s a war hero but the world knows he’s a zero. He will go down in history as the world’s worst human that ever lived. He will finally will earn a 1st place for once in his life.
He joins the ranks of Vlad the Impaler, Attila the Hun, Stalin, Hitler, but most resembles Mussolini
Wars are bad Mmmkay…
Delusional free basing His brain was altered well before he entered the military service as a way to reform him directly, but really rounded off the edges & create his ability to be cognitive aware of the term cognitive dissonance, Amoral parameters Skewering & future ways to exploit miners
A vengeful sadist who orders military occupation of US cities, militarizes armed masked thugs against US citizens, allows said thugs to kidnap citizens & legal residents, threatens to invade Greenland, Canada, Panama & Mexico, sends warships to Venezuela & Russia? A guy who spews hate? Peaceful?😏🙄
What war are they preparing for? I thought we were defenders of democracy not seekers of war. Or is it civil war?
Civil, they think they can win and are willing to destroy America on the gamble.
Apparently he's ended 7 wars now! It was six last week and now it's 7. Crazy 🤪
He ended the war on toilets, showers, dishwashers and appliances. He must be counting those.
😂
Fitting for the Nobel Piece of Shit Prize though
Nobel Peace Prizes aren’t awarded to sofa potatoes. Today he washed his hands.
That's probably fake news. He doesn't strike me as someone who washes his hands.
Point taken. He probably wouldn’t wash anything after Putin touched him.
The nobel prizes are a farce, they gave it to known war criminal Obama. Murder extraordinaire, of women and children, and other innocent's.
He ran on a platform of no more wars!!!
And he demands the prize be renamed to the Alfred Nobel-Putin Greatest Russian Simping Warmonger Prize
There needs to be a negative award for those who were detrimental to the things you can get an award for. Some sort of Nobel dunce hat that comes with a fine instead of a monetary prize. That, he might earn.
There is the "Ignoble Prize" but that's not quite what the orangegoof deserves.
There is … it’s called “convicted war criminal” and in his case, everyone’s a winner!
Well they are no longer “administering Justice” so they’d better change the name to *something* more accurate. He is waging war on Americans, so there’s that.
He won't allow power to transfer to democrats.
Well, sometimes folks stop fighting when he brings his stench into the room. I mean, it’s hard to think of anything else.
So the department of defense is now the war department, does this mean the focus is offense/war and not defense?
Be happy he didn't call it the "boom department"!
Because it's something he can spell
He can spell 'Department'..? 😄
With the swine furor it's always about the "look". He might even start using a corn cob pipe as a prop to look like MacArthur. Maybe an oval glass piece too.
Thinks he deserves a peace prize - bombs Iran unleashes #Nazi-Guard on American cities under fake claims of crime emergency - the only crime emergency is the #Pedo-In-Chief in DC - #Fuck-Trump #Release-the-Trumpstein-Files. Only prize for him is the #Piece-of-Shit prize #AmeriKKKa is fucked.
His nose is so far up a certain Putin Ass, it’s just not white enough now.
He cant settle his bedroom war with his wife.
DoD not BoB.
So if we have a War Department and we aren't in any active wars we can just get rid of it for being inefficient, right?
Honestly It is the war department Or maybe the oil war department
PEaCe PreziDint!
Besides waging war at home and abroad, what exactly is this regime doing to govern and make life better for Americans? Punish, prosecute and dismantle, that’s all we see. And he demands a prize for this horror?
Surprised we’re not just straight to Ministry of Peace
The DOW will fall again.
Ugh are they still on that bullshit
Stop it, he's trying to get the Nobel Piece of Shit prize. And he's a guaranteed win
He claims the name change made in 1947 was due to “political correctness”. He could care less about the reason. He wants a War Department because it sounds more threatening than a Defense Department.
I also detest the term "warfighters" for the military. What was wrong with "service members," as they used to be called?
I think this is what they call "woke". They like the power reference over a more inclusive term.
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Soldier, sailor, airman, Marine; the context needs no embellishment.
“Warfighters” sounds like something a five year-old calls his little green army men.
Give Trump the NPP then right after he will invade Greenland. That’s the type of prick he is.
He is getting ready. The 🍊 🤡 will take us to war.
And blame on someone else. Biden.
Don't forget Obama
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Hypocrites who are not self-aware.
He's telegraphing again. He's going to declare war in someone...probably us citizens. But it's coming...soon.
Yyyyup. Also this… to keep an eye on…. bsky.app/profile/cher...
He's going to start a war in order to cancel elections.
He was really hoping LA would rise up against him when he invaded them, so that he could claim that they were the ones starting the war while he was the one being forced to end it. A real shame they remained peaceful and derailed his well thought out, careful planning. 😄
The U.S. Constitution mandates that presidential elections occur on a set schedule, and no one, not even the president, can cancel them. The Constitution also requires the president's term to end on January 20th, with no exceptions for being in a war.
Dream on... we are no longer a nation of laws but rather a nation of whims and personal desires
Unfortunately, those Big Macs aren't working fast enough. 😕
No they are not!
just about to say!
Gulf of Epstein
His folks should have sent him to drama school, because he failed in business school...he's making sure he is seen as the ultimate tough guy...
This is one of his few good ideas.
Dumb it down is what he’s all about!
Let's play a game: anyone know why Trump is so obsessed with getting a Nobel Peace Price? There's only one right answer...
Because Obama has one
Don't we all get sick of having to wade through the raw sewage that is Donald Trump every goddamned day?
You only need a War Department if you're planning on being at war, don't you? Unless, Cankles-in-Chief thinks he can postpone elections if we're at war. He's desperate. He sees the sharpies on the wall and knows his dictatorship time is drawing to a close if there are elections. War, martial law?
I'm surprised Trump isn't renaming DoD to Department of Pedo Protectors
Clearly, he was deeply stung when the War Department became the DOD when he was a toddler.
Drumpf has never stop being a toddler
Terrible twos, forever!
Yepper...right back to the 1930s
He’s so stupid
The draft dodging war Hero! uhuh.
He deserves nothing more than a kick in the pants.
"It was the best of times, it was the worst of times, it was the age of wisdom, it was the age of foolishness, it was the epoch of belief, it was the epoch of incredulity, it was the season of Light, it was the season of Darkness, it was the spring of hope..." Charles Dickens was onto something.
Dickens was spot on with his commentaries on much of the socioeconomic issues then & now. Are there signs that the US is headed for its own Reign of Terror? A Tale of Two Cities is one of his novels that should be on the reading list of high schools. Also A Christmas Carol.
My only gripe with Dickens is that he was obviously paid by the word 😝 I hate going back to the well of fascism but it is the most apt stuff on our current autocracy. It Can't Happen Here and The Third Wave experiment explain MAGA/Trumpism very well.
In the decades I’ve been an observer of political systems it was very much apparent that American hubris kept the “it can’t happen here” mindset dominant. My late father said to never trust the Russians. He believed that bad things could & would happen if the western powers didn’t pay attention.
Dickens? One passage from A Christmas Carol is important today. The Ghost of Christmas Present warns Scrooge to beware of two children cowering beneath his robe…the girl Want & the boy Ignorance. So Dickens saw ignorance as one of the worst of human failings! My opinion? Ignorance is not bliss!
His hand is akin to the arm in Dr Strangelove
Sounds like what a 5 year old would call it.
Mmmmm.... that was used before in the 40s during WW2.
That and he runs around shitting in his diaper to the point where no one, except for the shit sniffers in his administration, can stand to be around him.
Ahahaha. The tv president surrounded by his fave unqualified tv personalities and relying on 60+ year movies to inform his governance.
War department fits russian narratives than department of defense
Well, to be fair, he at least demonstrated some self awareness when he said “we are also OFFENSIVE, we need to be offensive, not just defensive.” He’s the most offensive person I have seen in my lifetime. So there’s that….
I’ll drink to that! 🍷
Irony is truly dead.
Just give him the Noble Piece prize🍗~~
And everyone has to yell BINGO when it is presented to him~~
He also promised no more wars, so why does he want to call it the Department of War?
The same reason he fought against the weaponization of the DOJ by creating a Weaponization Working Group, and then started attacking all his political rivals in the Courts? www.justice.gov/ag/media/138...
Because that's what it is ?
It sounds more 'alpha male'.
He is about as alpha male as that soggy sandwich that sat for 3 days on the self at the gas station is yummy.
Exactly.
“They”??!?? “People say”??!!?? “someone said”??!!? Whenever this asshole says shit like this, the word “LIAR” should actually blink on his forehead!! NO ONE is calling him President of Europe! BULLSHIT!!
Must be the voices in his head.
The war department ! Felon shows us every. damn. day that he is the most stupid mofo that ever lived on this earth!!
Because: "'Defense' is too defensive!"
And then send them into the streets of his own country.
Wait? Trump was honest?
So it’s sole purpose will be war instead of defense? 🤷♀️
Project 2025 says they want to have the military focused on war fighting.
Actually, this one I agree with. It used to be the Secretary of War and the War Department. Far more accurate tern for an organisation that is built to wage war.
War is peace 😔
That's what it should be called because that's what it is.
Makes sense to me! Haha!
Why not Russian Offence Directorate?
Department of War. Dumbass is so stupid he didn't have a clue it was known as the "War Department." His ignorance is glaring. He will get alot of people hurt and killed.
Perhaps he thinks it makes him more powerful since now the whole world is gonna know he got sloppy seconds from his pal Epstein re: Flotus? Now grasping for anything so the press doesn’t dissect how the current FLOTUS came to be after the release of Andrew Lownie’s book……
Canada should nominate his ex boyfriend Korean Kim Lord of the north.
No way he's getting a peace prize unless he steals one or they're giving them out in hell.
He’ll just make one and have somebody award him it at the Trump /Kennedy centre honours😉😉😉😉😉😉😂😂
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True! Pitiful, isn't it?
Unless they give him the Piece of $h !t prize. Fully deserved.
Definitely well deserved.
Cognitive dissonance
Whatever he says today he’ll contradicting tomorrow. The Weaver!!
He's trying to lay the groundwork for becoming a "wartime president," to he can then try to cancel elections when he provokes Venezuela into a war. It's coming.
he has pretty much already confirmed that is the plan. just like months and months before Jan 6 he mentioned the plans there.
If he doesn't get it will probably declare war on Norway
He’s an asshole. Let’s fire up the masses on the Epstein files again.
Let’s fire up the masses on the way he let a convicted pedophilic sex trafficker be downgraded to a white collar criminal so she could be transferred to a minimum security prison.
Well, Trump has never lied before. It's a department to stop the war obviously. That qualifies as a nobel peace award nomination, surely /s
Orange idiot
Weak man wants to be thought STRONG.
BTW, w/this flag burning order by Trump heard by SCOTUS a time ago as freedom of expression & ideas does Trump now supersede SCOTUS w/SCOTUS themselves now on the verge of irrelevancy by the f'ckin' monster they helped create! (From defense to war does have a special meaning for a wannabe dictator)
Yes. SCOTUS will reverse their decision coz ,"they've seen the light of patriotism". Freedom of speech is next.
Well, it's good some are challenging as well as governors, etc. :-) Can't give up. That's what they want!
Now it’s TEN wars he ended, today he said TEN. The fish keeps getting bigger.
I’m having trouble listing the countries involved in the legion of “wars” he has successfully ended by his amazing ability to strike a deal with both parties, seemingly without any reports announcing the good news. Seriously, an example of his genius and deal making skills. Which wars, exactly?
Maybe the war between his last living brain cell & his worm?
No wonder his MAGA cult followers worship him as their savior sent by God. His “deals” to end armed conflicts worldwide are another example of his belief in his own omnipotent powers. He never stops taking credit for single-handedly solving every problem under the sun. Even problems that aren’t real
I heard that too. 😑
And yet nobody asks for details or challenges him in any way right in that moment.
Sounds on par…
And forceably occupy Dem districts
the guy who wants the nobel peace prize is waging war against 3/4 of the citizens of the united states.
"Peace through strength" - Meaningless gesture edition
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I swear the dementia is speeding up and with those cankles and swollen hands he is rapidly deteriorating.
What an idiot.
He also wants to invade Mexico lmfao. Super anti war.
Um, that's what it was called prior to 1947.
and sending armed national guards into cities....
Why not the Peace Department
We, the people, need to start doing everything in our power to curtail TACO's "wants". “If you’re neutral in situations of injustice, you have chosen the side of the oppressor.” ~ D. Tutu A'ho🪶
It's like "renaming" The Gulf of Mexico to The Gulf of Pedophile Traitors. Just another moronic distraction.
Please tell me Chico Marx will be the Secretary of the War Department www.marx-brothers.org/whyaduck/inf...
Also, just gave the Russians yet another two weeks to achieve a peace deal. Bwaaa Bwaaa Bwaaa. Seriously, just invoke the fucking sanctions and stop the killing you pretend to care about! But, we know he won't because war criminal Putin must be holding something really bad over his head.
What a pud. Fuck.
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I wonder if preparations are being made to thwart the national Civil unrest expected to come prior to or in conjunction with the 2026 elections or suspension of those election?
Zero self-awareness in the current WH. SMH.
At least it's honest. Long overdue.
🦋💙🦋
They are just so bad at this government thing. 🤦♀️ Thank you for your attention to this matter.
And only deploy it inside the United States.
JHC! NO!
Rubio... hilarious. Balance was like watching a doddering fool close out Summer Bible camp, hoping they'd win 'best camper'. I expected for someone to sing a song of praise while they groveled. JD seems out of favor...
JD fucked the wrong couch.
JD should have stuck to writing.
Everything about him and Hegseth makes my skin crawl.
The whole cabinet.
Heh?? When the heck did this happen…I work for 9-19 hours and can’t keep up !!
I think the word “defense” is too big for him. “War” only has three letters so it makes things much easier on his addled brain.
It NEVER ENDS WITH THIS DEMENTED POS!!! WHO IS PAYING FOR ALL THAT GOLD SHIT IN HIS OFFICE?? IS HE GOING TO TRY TO TAKE IT WHEN WE THROW HIM OUT???
Pretty obvious all he does is sit around thinking up stupid shit....because he can. Duh.
War is peace. Hate is love. Faith is obedience.
Why does he think he’d get a peace prize? He’s the most unpeaceful pos Ever. Always has been.
Well to be fair calling it 'defence' is 1984 newspeak. Call it what it is 'The War Department'. We have the ministry of defence in the UK but we have not had to defend our country since world war two. Attacked plenty of countries since though. It's in the business of war, so call it that.
Why not "My War Thing"?
It was the Department of War from 1789 to 1949, after which it was renamed the Department of Defense. I really dislike the current president, but don’t think that renaming the department is a hill worth dying on.
It’s on his dying wishlist.
Just what I was thinking
This really is becoming Orwellian, with Trump's desire to rename everything. Well at least he didn't call it the Peace Department
Easy, because: War is Peace Freedom is Slavery Ignorance is Strength!