It's been 13 days since sandwich guy was charged with assault. DoJ has 30 days to get an indictment from a federal grand jury.
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It’s just so fkn absurd!! Haven’t they tried, and failed, 3 times already to get an indictment? They must really enjoy egg in their faces
aug 26, 2025, 7:54 pm • 0 0 • view
Yep and they will not be able to do it. And by the way that was the greatest sandwich in the world we need to make more of them
aug 26, 2025, 8:37 pm • 2 0 • view
That indictment's getting stale
aug 26, 2025, 7:11 pm • 0 0 • view
I don't want to waste food, and I really want to mass mobilize a sandwich brigade. What to do...
aug 26, 2025, 6:58 pm • 1 0 • view
These were plastered on the walls while the troops were patrolling to prevent crime🤣
aug 27, 2025, 12:35 am • 1 0 • view
I can tell you from experience that makes for a very long month. Plus they never drop the case until the very last minute
aug 27, 2025, 1:09 pm • 0 0 • view
If the Trump admin were smart, they'd just quietly drop this and let it fade away. But they're not smart and they will continue do the stupidest and dickish things. Literally making a federal case out of a nothing-burger – I mean a nothing-sandwich.
aug 27, 2025, 1:07 pm • 0 0 • view
It occurs to me that when history is written, none of it will be believable.
aug 26, 2025, 7:03 pm • 0 0 • view
I thought we could indict a ham sandwich.
aug 26, 2025, 7:17 pm • 0 0 • view
*SUB COMMANDER SEAN* cannot be defeated
aug 26, 2025, 7:30 pm • 0 0 • view
Don’t, don’t, don’t throw that sandwedge 😎
aug 26, 2025, 10:19 pm • 0 0 • view
If the jurors go to Subway for lunch can they claim they’re working?
aug 26, 2025, 7:47 pm • 0 0 • view
aug 26, 2025, 8:00 pm • 2 1 • view
It is (tragically) amazing that this case gets this DoJ in all-hands-on-deck mode and not any of the multitude of Trump admin calamities. 🤨
aug 27, 2025, 10:27 pm • 0 0 • view
Finally! We find out whether a grand jury will indict a ham sandwich.
aug 27, 2025, 12:14 pm • 0 0 • view
aug 27, 2025, 10:08 am • 1 1 • view
Well, all be in their concentration prison
aug 26, 2025, 9:23 pm • 0 0 • view
No doubt it’s a priority
aug 27, 2025, 4:23 pm • 0 0 • view
Has it really been 2 weeks? Wow.
aug 26, 2025, 9:04 pm • 1 0 • view
Stay tuned for my Etsy shop where I sell sandwich proof macrame vests.
aug 26, 2025, 11:46 pm • 0 0 • view
aug 26, 2025, 11:45 pm • 0 0 • view
aug 26, 2025, 6:58 pm • 0 0 • view
Which begs the question does this mean the joke a Grand Jury will indict anything including a ham sandwhich ? Is now thrown out the window.
aug 27, 2025, 12:48 am • 0 0 • view
Hesh on up now and let the man fly under the radar, lest Bondi deport him for being a member of a vicious deli gang.
aug 27, 2025, 1:24 pm • 0 0 • view
aug 27, 2025, 3:20 pm • 1 0 • view
DoJ is occupied by terrorists... they must be expunged....
aug 27, 2025, 5:19 pm • 0 0 • view
🌯⚖️🗽🤔
aug 27, 2025, 7:30 am • 0 0 • view
any way you slice it the DOJ is going to come up short.
aug 26, 2025, 7:32 pm • 1 0 • view
He’d be facing death if he threw a doughnut.
aug 26, 2025, 10:52 pm • 0 0 • view
That sandwich was a hero!😂
aug 27, 2025, 12:58 pm • 3 0 • view
I’m concerned that if they don’t get an indictment it will set a precedent. A roast beef sandwich here, a tuna salad there, sandwiches flying everywhere.
aug 27, 2025, 12:31 am • 0 0 • view
aug 26, 2025, 7:11 pm • 9 1 • view
Oops.
aug 27, 2025, 3:56 pm • 0 0 • view
IYKYK
aug 26, 2025, 8:03 pm • 0 0 • view
Is that the guy from The Bear?
aug 26, 2025, 6:59 pm • 2 0 • view
Matty Matheson - yep. Also a professional chef and restauranteur.
aug 26, 2025, 7:10 pm • 1 0 • view
He always seems like he is living his best life.
aug 26, 2025, 7:11 pm • 2 0 • view
If the indictment says it was a Subway tuna sandwich can he get off by proving that Subway tuna is not really tuna?
aug 26, 2025, 7:20 pm • 0 0 • view
Whatever happens, at least a new word has been born into the world: Sandwichable.
aug 26, 2025, 9:44 pm • 0 0 • view
Jury nullification works! Keep it up!
aug 26, 2025, 9:50 pm • 1 0 • view
Assault with a deli weapon.
aug 26, 2025, 7:14 pm • 15 0 • view
aug 26, 2025, 7:15 pm • 3 0 • view
I’m not sure it was publicized What kind of sandwich was it?
aug 26, 2025, 8:22 pm • 0 0 • view
I don't know but DOJ is going to say it was a club
aug 26, 2025, 11:04 pm • 2 0 • view
Grandson of Clara Peller? ( Burger King commercial)
aug 26, 2025, 7:36 pm • 0 0 • view
Ooh, they better Miss this date!
aug 26, 2025, 6:57 pm • 1 0 • view
So again his lawyer should NOT seek a plea bargain. Feds will run out the clock, then generously offer a misdemeanor downgrade. They may simply refuse to prosecute the felony in which case he has no choice. They just want to spank him and drop it. NO. Insist on a TRIAL. Keep this shit in the news!
aug 26, 2025, 7:41 pm • 2 0 • view
Supposedly they can indict a ham sandwich but can they indict the guy who threw the ham sandwich? That is the question.
aug 26, 2025, 7:09 pm • 5 0 • view
Good, but what about the sedition guys
aug 26, 2025, 9:29 pm • 0 0 • view
Assault with deadly high prices
aug 27, 2025, 3:44 pm • 0 0 • view
Hats off to the Hoagie Hurler. He's a Gyro to us all! He's part of the Meatball Mafia, Muffaletta Militia & the Po'Boys He was trained on Panini in Monte Christo by Sloppy Joe No condiments thrown...(checks Epstein Files) Except by the Perverted Prez
aug 26, 2025, 7:14 pm • 14 2 • view
Perhaps the officer had too much inkling of self-respect to want to press charges?
aug 27, 2025, 6:44 am • 0 0 • view
Republicans call Democrats snowflakes ❄️. Afraid of a sandwich. Let that sink in. 😂
aug 27, 2025, 12:52 pm • 0 0 • view
I’m in Europe in a fascist free country - can someone post images of Banksy’s art related to the sandwich guy?
aug 26, 2025, 7:59 pm • 1 0 • view
They’ll drag it out then announce some petty misdemeanor or drop it. No way a grand jury is going to say yes to a felony sandwich! Just to make his life miserable on top of firing him😡
aug 27, 2025, 4:37 pm • 0 0 • view
Geez. Don't remind them.
aug 26, 2025, 7:46 pm • 0 0 • view
Assault with a sandwich.
aug 26, 2025, 7:29 pm • 0 0 • view
Reports of a no bill has been returned second of the week that was for a woman accused of injury to a fed agent they tried three different grand juries
aug 27, 2025, 2:36 pm • 0 0 • view
aug 26, 2025, 9:15 pm • 2 0 • view
What was the charge? Assault with a deadly sandwich?
aug 27, 2025, 4:10 pm • 0 0 • view
With a DC grand jury? No way.
aug 27, 2025, 1:47 pm • 0 0 • view
Good luck with that BS, Bondi.
aug 27, 2025, 12:07 am • 0 0 • view
Pammy Jo and Box Wine are going to get no billed....again and again and again.
aug 26, 2025, 7:02 pm • 1 0 • view
The felony will be reduced to assault with a deli weapon
aug 26, 2025, 11:08 pm • 1 0 • view
I wonder when trump will make a LOOK an assault? 🤪
aug 26, 2025, 6:58 pm • 0 0 • view
Grand jury just declined to indict him. So much for a grand jury indicting a ham sandwich, get it?? 😂😂😂
aug 27, 2025, 5:18 pm • 3 2 • view
Hope they fail.
aug 26, 2025, 7:01 pm • 0 0 • view
Let's see if they can, if fact, indict a ham sandwich... 🫣
aug 26, 2025, 7:25 pm • 0 0 • view
Failed to indict, which is very unusual
aug 27, 2025, 3:15 pm • 2 0 • view
They still have a couple weeks.
aug 27, 2025, 3:16 pm • 4 0 • view
🤣😆🤣😆 the sub will be exonerated in the end.
aug 26, 2025, 7:09 pm • 0 0 • view
Are they really wanting to charge him, or is the plan to tie the courts up as much as possible with frivolous stuff?
aug 26, 2025, 7:19 pm • 0 0 • view
A fed grand jury for a sandwich. Great use of resources.
aug 26, 2025, 7:26 pm • 0 0 • view
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aug 27, 2025, 2:17 pm • 0 0 • view
Or else, ICE will be pelted with sandwiches 😎
aug 27, 2025, 11:48 am • 2 0 • view
Not the point but that was 13 days ago 😭 time has lost all meaning in this hellscape. Also go sandwich guy 🥪
aug 26, 2025, 7:33 pm • 1 0 • view
aug 26, 2025, 7:01 pm • 0 0 • view
The next evolution in FPV drone technology - the Cold Cut Combo AI drone. Putin and Trump should be afraid. Very afraid.
aug 26, 2025, 7:28 pm • 1 0 • view
I think its hilarious at least a half dozen cops immediately took off after him and finally caught him a day later at his house… Now thats embarassing We should give him a great alias
aug 26, 2025, 7:35 pm • 2 0 • view
They actually got him that night. However, they did go to his apt the next day to arrest him again.
aug 27, 2025, 12:36 am • 0 0 • view
I heard with a big group and cameras to televise…maybe for DiCKtator donnies sweeps
aug 27, 2025, 1:52 am • 1 0 • view
I know the phrase you can indict a ham sandwich but this case is a loser, they need to give him some sort of fine and be done with it.
aug 26, 2025, 6:57 pm • 20 1 • view
I probably shouldn’t have but I laughed until I cried. I watched that video about 20 times and laughed every time. If I was able I’d give him a job and honor him for being a hero. #GodBlessAmerica
aug 26, 2025, 7:11 pm • 31 1 • view
Agree with you. I laughed hard and still laugh every time I see it. The people who filmed and were narrating it added to the pure fun of that video.
aug 26, 2025, 7:46 pm • 5 0 • view
I think what makes it even funnier is that he's polo'ed, khaki short wearing, white dude standing by himself. Not part of a crowd of protesters. Just a dude, getting a sandwich for his munchies. And then they couldn't catch him! I had it on loop, too lol
aug 26, 2025, 10:02 pm • 0 0 • view
SAME The way he ran while looking back to see if they were still after him 😂
aug 26, 2025, 9:21 pm • 0 0 • view
You would think but I’m afraid this regime would spend a million dollars trying to railroad him. It’s about power grabs and cruelty.
aug 26, 2025, 7:30 pm • 0 0 • view
I would love to be on that grand jury to hear the officer explain the infraction and why it is a felony
aug 26, 2025, 9:48 pm • 1 0 • view
I can't be part of the jury since I don't live there, but IF I DID, the actual sandwich would be indicted before that man. Just sayin 🤷♀️
aug 27, 2025, 1:50 am • 0 0 • view
"What is the charge? Throwing a sandwich? A succulent Subway sandwich?"
aug 26, 2025, 7:28 pm • 7 1 • view
Possession of a condiment.
aug 26, 2025, 10:54 pm • 3 0 • view
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aug 27, 2025, 4:43 pm • 1 0 • view
They are too busy juggling other things …
aug 26, 2025, 7:01 pm • 0 0 • view
It was a way to finally out (unmask?) an ICE agent. Imagine how many more we could get if we had enough two for one subway coupons!
aug 26, 2025, 8:16 pm • 1 0 • view
HERO sandwich aka sub sandwich. Now a HERO
aug 27, 2025, 2:22 pm • 1 0 • view
He's been released and felony charge dropped
aug 26, 2025, 7:53 pm • 1 0 • view
May be charged with misdemeanor
aug 26, 2025, 7:54 pm • 0 0 • view
Let this be the time "grand jury can indict a ham sandwich" fails.
aug 26, 2025, 7:17 pm • 5 1 • view
aug 27, 2025, 1:14 pm • 1 0 • view
Thanks for watching this & keeping us updated.
aug 27, 2025, 12:56 pm • 0 0 • view
They've wasted almost half their time. I think DOJ, Trump & their U.S. attorneys forgot who sits on these Grand Juries. It's "We The People". 😂 Not to mention, throwing a sandwich is not a felony assault. It's sandwich abuse, but still not a felony.
aug 26, 2025, 7:21 pm • 9 0 • view
aug 26, 2025, 7:01 pm • 18 3 • view
Should never happen.
aug 26, 2025, 9:31 pm • 0 0 • view
Didn't they already drop the charges?
aug 26, 2025, 7:12 pm • 0 0 • view
Hitting a Gestapo ICE member with a sandwich is an assault but hitting police officers with metal flagpoles during the J6 insurrection is merely "visiting tourists". Have I got that hypocrisy right?
aug 27, 2025, 3:38 pm • 1 0 • view
He's a hero...😀
aug 26, 2025, 7:52 pm • 0 0 • view
I thought the felony assault was thrown out for sheer hysterical overreaction.
aug 26, 2025, 11:59 pm • 0 0 • view
The Sandwich guy's action wasn't as Harm's as the guy who was at the Insurrection and received a Pardon.
aug 26, 2025, 7:10 pm • 5 0 • view
Autocorrect error Not Harm's. 👇 wasn't as harmful as ....
aug 26, 2025, 7:18 pm • 3 0 • view
Searching the federal code for rogue hoagie offenses.
aug 26, 2025, 8:43 pm • 1 0 • view
Matty can really make a great Canadian sandwich!
aug 27, 2025, 12:13 am • 0 0 • view
aug 26, 2025, 7:21 pm • 2 0 • view
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
aug 26, 2025, 9:22 pm • 0 0 • view
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aug 27, 2025, 11:50 am • 0 0 • view
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aug 27, 2025, 2:23 pm • 3 0 • view
The Convicted Felon and Rapist Politized DOJ is showing its Dictator side. How Pathetic that a sandwich is more of a weapon than what was used on police on Jan 6th and The Convicted Felon and Rapist Pardoned Them. There is no longer The Rule of Law
aug 27, 2025, 8:56 am • 1 2 • view
Depends on his politics.
aug 27, 2025, 6:15 pm • 0 0 • view
This guy AG? He and a few of his friends will be out on the street in Oceanside on Labor Day.
aug 27, 2025, 1:43 pm • 0 0 • view
🎶The words of the Phophets are written…🎶 🇨🇦🏴🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦
aug 27, 2025, 3:20 pm • 1 0 • view
🤣
aug 27, 2025, 9:16 pm • 0 0 • view
The only question being, “How many times have they already failed?”
aug 26, 2025, 6:58 pm • 1 0 • view
This is the closest thing to Hudson's 17 days rant.
aug 27, 2025, 12:49 pm • 0 0 • view
Imagine the strut when he walks free in DC. ICE goons will tremble and flee at the mere sight of him!
aug 27, 2025, 2:33 am • 2 0 • view
Judge sides with sandwich murderer!!! youtu.be/AWHF912hew0?...
aug 26, 2025, 8:22 pm • 0 1 • view
And they didn’t! Sandwich guy beat the wrap.
aug 27, 2025, 3:56 pm • 0 0 • view
Yep still Sub Judice!!!
aug 26, 2025, 8:09 pm • 0 0 • view
Yeah, good luck with that. Lordy.
aug 27, 2025, 2:47 am • 0 0 • view
Well, I think #JudgeBoxWine wants to give him the death penalty
aug 26, 2025, 8:40 pm • 1 0 • view
In a butt of Malmsey Wine? Liven up Richard lll no end.
aug 26, 2025, 9:28 pm • 1 0 • view
You have to realize the sandwich was probably loaded, lettuce, tomatoes, onions, oil and vinegar, very dangerous combination in the wrong hands?
aug 27, 2025, 2:07 pm • 0 0 • view
I'm still wishing it was tuna. Just that little bit of extra insult 😆
aug 27, 2025, 4:35 pm • 1 0 • view
they're hoping no one pays attention
aug 26, 2025, 6:59 pm • 2 0 • view
One of those cases where “laughed out of court” should be literal. If I was the cop whom they said had been “assaulted,” I’d be dying of embarrassment right now.
aug 27, 2025, 2:01 pm • 0 0 • view
I want to know what kind of sandwich it was so I can order one to be patriotic. Or throw.
aug 27, 2025, 1:55 am • 0 0 • view
#HoagiesHeroes
aug 26, 2025, 9:08 pm • 4 0 • view
If only they were as scared of the Nazi takeover as they are of rye.
aug 28, 2025, 1:00 am • 0 0 • view
I kinda wish he was getting the Mario treatment.
aug 26, 2025, 8:41 pm • 0 0 • view
You mean Luigi?
aug 27, 2025, 12:37 am • 1 0 • view
LOLOLOLOL Holy shit, I got the wrong plumber! 🤣😂😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂 Thanks Linda! 😁
aug 27, 2025, 12:43 am • 1 0 • view
We all need to throw sandwiches
aug 27, 2025, 12:31 am • 0 0 • view
Let's be honest. MAGA loves to see these people arrested. But then they forget all about them. They don't care about justice. They just like the drama.
aug 26, 2025, 7:04 pm • 17 1 • view
The southern Trunts especially—screeching with flared nostrils and engorged veins their cousin-husband’s bile—the ones taking Kratom and ozempic but wont take vaccines because they had another Trunt tell them to google something from Facebook.The cult loves that dear leader feeds their outrage porn.
aug 26, 2025, 8:00 pm • 5 0 • view
You have them nailed down precisely!
aug 26, 2025, 8:12 pm • 2 0 • view
If only that were literally true. The extra adrenaline might be quite delicious. /s
aug 26, 2025, 8:16 pm • 2 0 • view
😂😂😂
aug 26, 2025, 8:16 pm • 0 0 • view
Is it 30 business days or just 30 calendar days? (Genuine question)
aug 27, 2025, 3:58 pm • 0 0 • view
aug 26, 2025, 7:32 pm • 1 0 • view
I think the grand jury peeps should order sub sandwiches everyday for lunch. I’m assuming they get lunch I dunno. 🤷♂️
aug 26, 2025, 7:31 pm • 0 0 • view
Apparently, three Federal Grand Juries have failed to indict a woman for assaulting a Federal officer. They can charge her with a misdemeanor but not a felony.
aug 26, 2025, 7:02 pm • 3 0 • view
Caught in the middle of a scuffle, officer gets a scratch and they wanted to charge her with a felony. Those alpha males not looking so alpha these days.
aug 26, 2025, 8:16 pm • 4 1 • view
It's more of an abuse of power. Try to intimidate the opposition into silence.
aug 26, 2025, 8:25 pm • 2 0 • view
Has Bondi offered him the "Costa Rica vs Uganda" deal yet?
aug 27, 2025, 2:15 am • 3 0 • view
Sandwich Guy is my gyro!
aug 27, 2025, 1:42 pm • 0 0 • view
Assault with a deli weapon!
aug 28, 2025, 1:00 am • 10 0 • view
🙌
aug 28, 2025, 1:03 am • 1 0 • view
Fan-tastic pun usage
aug 28, 2025, 1:00 am • 1 0 • view
Omg. Perfect.
aug 28, 2025, 1:09 am • 1 0 • view
🤣🤣🤣👌
aug 28, 2025, 1:03 am • 1 0 • view
I'm shocked it hasn't been fast tracked to the supreme court yet
aug 27, 2025, 5:32 pm • 0 0 • view
I swear it feels like 13 months rather than days. This whole country is a nightmare right now. They wanna keep us spinning so we can’t keep up while they bulldoze their way through cities.
aug 27, 2025, 2:14 am • 0 0 • view