Sadly, this imbecile will be unable to understand.

Got a song all ready for the occasion. 🎶Poor Trump is dead Poor Don Trump is dead All gather round his coffin now and cheer He had a heart of stone Was evil to the bone Why couldn't it have happened late last year?🎶

🎶….he’s looking so peaceful and si-reen *and si-reen*🎶 (love Oklahoma so I’m def hearing it in Curly and Jud’s voice)

I'm thinking of another musical... 🎶 He had it coming He had it coming... 🎶

I did too 😆

After three readings and pondering about the Simpsons, I finally got it.

I will frame a copy of his death certificate and use it as a dartboard on that special holiday ‼️

I want to see the long form just to make sure.

THAT will be a GLOBAL day of CELEBRATION

Hilarious

There will be dancing in the streets

There will be dancing across the free world.

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LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

It will Be the largest worldwide celebration since the end of WWII 🥂🍾

We've been telling that joke about H!tler for years. It definitely applies now

Heheheheeee

because it will be your death!

Clever.

I don't get it ,but I'm stupid

Because any day he does will be a massive holiday/celebration!!!

It took me a few minutes.

National? Try world wide!

Love it ❤️

Who dies first: Trumpy or Grassley?

Grassley is already dead

That explains why I keep getting form letters.

Staffer: He’s asking about student loan accounts, again! What would Grassley say?! Staffer2: I don’t know! Staffer: That works! Write it down, write it down!

It took me a minute but I get it!! 🤣

Can you explain??? I still don’t get it😫

When Trump dies it will be the most celebrated holiday in the world.

I was discussing with my manicurist how we would find out, would I awaken to cheers and the sound of honking horns?

🤣🤣🤣

Ooooooooooh!!!

It took me a minute lol

Fortune Tellers answer: EVERYBODY knows that!

But what do we call it? Liberation Day?

😀😆😆 Took me a minute.

Awww yes. The Silver Spoon effect.

Took me a few seconds to get it. Good one.

I’ll bring the confetti. 🎉

Trump Death Day…it’ll be historic

*Internationally celebrated holiday! It'll be like the end of Independence Day when they show the cities from around The World and everyone, EVERY FUCKING PERSON is in the streets celebrating. Melania might even smile.

Nice

... waiting ... waiting

🤣🤣🤣🤣

Excellent!

Biggest party ever

Took me a few!

Perfect.

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👍🏾. I do too !!!! Fine job posting, just a fine job. I 🫡🫡🫡🫡🫵🏾

👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻🌷☺️

Already have the champagne for the event!! 🎉🥂

😂😂😂😂

I was hoping today would be that holiday.

can we make this global please?

😂😂

Got it.

Times Square will be wild! They can't stand him in NYC. I hope someone puts it on Youtube live.

I CAN’T WAIT!!

👏👏👏 very good!

As we baseball guys would say: This is a "no doubter".

“ My Followers? “ Your Victims.

Perfect

🫢😂

DJT release the Epstein Files you are mentioned hundreds of times in.

*Inter*national Holiday 🌍🥳

His passing would automatically be the biggest holiday of the year🤪

Took me a moment to get it!

Oh my gosh that’s a good one. I must confess I didn’t get until I read the joke by Jews and Hitler. What a celebration it will be!!

Yup.

National? Global, surely?

🤣🤣

It's the incessant whining that is so unbearable.

And the incessant lying!!

ORALÈ RESISTERS WE WERE CHEATED WE WERE PROMISED ORANGE WORMS TODAY #ORANGEWORMS

🤣🤡💯👏🏿👏🏿✌🏿🥂🍾

🤣

I'm going to be singing "Ding Dong The Witch Is Dead" all day when he finally goes.

Everybody rejoice from the Wiz youtu.be/zy8dUJEOqos?...

The very thing I’ll post on all social media on that glorious day.

Me too!!!🥳 I am on the hunt for some green fireworks, I’m going all out🎉

I hope he knows that people are waiting for it to happen 👍

😂

I totally just pictured this as Andrea Martin in The Gilded Age … Also, #TrumpIsAPedophile.

National Trump Deathday!

Now, that would be the new Independence Day!!

Took me a few seconds there. 😂

😂👏

Huzzah Anonymous!

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😈

Very clever!

I don’t?

the day he dies, whichever it is, becomes the national holiday

Got it! The part that confused me was the fortuneteller. The joke is you don’t need one, seems to be, Anyway, thank you sandiego

exactly! you’re welcome!

Yeah. I approve of this message.

And here are the soothsayers who released this in 2011... one is John and the other is also John... m.youtube.com/watch?v=kSQ8...

No, no. We insist it has be at an unkept golf course.

Like she'd ever do any manual labor. I'm guessing she paid a poor person to squeeze the turkey baster full of Barron into her Oval Office.

Be best, honey.

Perfect! 🤣🤣🤣

Anyone married to a man like him is just as bad as he is. She’s not fooling anyone

"I am look forward to become widow" -- Melania Trump

🤣🤣🤣

Is that a statement or a question?

That's too heady a question for me on a Saturday night when I'm about to bite into the Big Mac that Trump couldn't order. 😉

Be best! 🤣

Four Seasons Total Landscaping has a dumpster round the back, no need to dig 😂

She likes shovels.

It's a cultural thing, I respect that 😉

I notice that she has a big smile as she digs.

Make America Great Again! 🙏😁

The world will be celebrating his departure 🤣🤣😂😂

Hahaha 😂 Good One!

Took a minute 👍

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

We all know & we're not psychic!

That’s hilarious! (There’ll be dancing in the streets.)

Don't be so modest, I suspect the international community will be celebrating with you. 😉

I'm ashamed to admit, it took me more than 10 seconds to get it.

Okay - NOW I get it

😂 😂

LOL good one! Almost as funny as the scene in Don't Look Up when the president learns how she is going to die and then later dies.

Love it

💯%

🤣🤣🤣

It doesn't take a fortuneteller to know that.

Saving my confetti and glitter for the big day 😉

I’m willing to forgo ALL other national holidays for this 1. Celebrations the world over!!!

Oh wow, I need more coffee. That took way too long to discern.

Love this!!!

Me too

😀

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Touche! 😂😂😂😂😂

Trust me, it’ll be a holiday here, too!

With his level of narcissism, he got it too…

Bahahaha

😏

Sounds like a Rodney Dangerfield joke.

Took me a couple seconds but I got it.

I didn’t get it. Can you explain??😫

Meaning : they will make it a celebrated holiday when Trump dies so he will die on the most celebrated holiday, his own.

🤔😆

🤣😂🤣

Donald should have noticed the champagne sales increasing.

International Holiday

🤣😂🤣😂

They're not going to let us within pissing distance of his grave are they?

I'm thinking they might have to hire the FEMA workers back to help with the flooding

🤣 It would be a tsunami.

😂😂

Took me a minute but this is funny 😂😂

Fades into history books.

I’d venture to say it will become an international day of joy and celebration

Front 👏 Page 👏 Obituary 👏

It’s something to think about. 😂

#National Holiday? This would be #Global 🌎

😂🤣😂🤣

There will be celebrating and dancing in the streets like in 2020. youtu.be/3GwjfUFyY6M?...

🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽

It took me a second too🤣🤣🤣 I say we nationalize it even before the body is even cold.

I had to read it twice, but I got it.

Priceless

Might even be an international holiday.

I'm hearing fireworks... any news?

Hilarious!!!!

Took my dog to the dog park yesterday, near the university campus in my town. Drove through campus afterwards and the ROTC building American flag appeared to be half staff. I got a little excited 😃so checked me phone…bummer. Still don’t know why it was at half staff…mourning our democracy perhaps??

Release the Epstein files, Release the Epstein files, Release the Epstein files, Release the Epstein files, Release the Epstein files, Release the Epstein files, Release the Epstein files, Release the Epstein files, Release the Epstein files and furthermore...Release the Epstein files...

I see what you did there.

😂

Cause it will cause one.

I will make it my own personal holiday and from there fourth celebrated to the end of time, even if it happens in a blizzard, I will be on my back porch barbecuing every year.

Hahaha!

finally got it :-)

Ok. It took me a minute. Or two. I absolutely love this. For Trump. 😂🤣

Me too!!

Lol

There will be a party 🎉

Start planning now. It's gonna be a party!

😅🤣😂😅🤣😂😅🤣😂😅 🎉🥂🎊🍸🍾🥃🍺🍹💃🕺

👆🤣🤣🤣👏👏👏

LIBERATION DAY

Took me a second.

😆😆😆

national piss on trumps grave day!

He'll finally have the biggest crowd size.

Love this!

Ok, it took me a minute. But it's 3 am and I just woke up 😂

🤣🤣🤣🤣I do too.

🤣🤣🤣

Nice!!!!

lmao

😂😂😂😂

🤣

*international*

Winner 🏆

Took me a second but I got it too. 😂

Hahahah!

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A self-fulfilling prophecy.

Ding dong the deranged orange king is dead

Hopefully that'll be this Monday

So perfect

They could rename it… don’t think labor would mind this one…

No one will celebrate harder than his wife and children

Brilliant - they'll be dancing in the streets

😁😁😁

Took me a sec, but yes!

It willl be another Guy Fawkes day. 💜👽🌿 bs"d

For all the workers he has and is about to screw

Protect the most vulnerable of community’s @blacktranstexas.bsky.social Has been hospitalized from a physical attack from transphobic hate. They need a wheel chair after leaving hospital.

I heard a similar one: Some people make others happy wherever they go. Other people make others happy whenever they go.

Amen, sister. That’s a good one.

Like the entire project 2025 crowd.

Heh heh. Didn’t take me even 10 seconds to figure that one out.

I may have to steal that one! 🤣🤣🤣

🤬🤬🤬slimy grifter

Why isn’t this a bigger story if true?

It's true - ish JD Vance is not directly associated with the company AcreTrader; rather, he invested in it through his venture capital firm, Thiel Capital, in 2020. Vance did not invest his personal funds directly into the agricultural farmland investment platform.

Because the big stories are usually the ones about an old person restaurant changing its logo.

*points and directs attention to the other million fucked up things* You think we have time to worry about that single drop in the bucket when we have an ocean's worth of shit crashing in on us 24/7?

When the wise shows the moon, the idiot is looking his finger.

Because main stream media sold out 😽

That’s jimmy bowman. Use his real name. Show him the same respect he has for us.

I read an article on it a few weeks ago.

I keep telling everyone that Vance is worse than Trump. You better hope Trump dosen't die, as bad as he is.

Isn't that why they want farmers to go broke by raiding farms and abducting workers so that the rich buy up the farms for next to nothing

That’s all true but I still hope he finishes off this term …

So many of us are hoping to read his obituary too. Hey, they could be "Twinkies" if it all works out right.

Yipee!!

😂😂😂 I love this one!

Perfection

Biggest and most celebrated GLOBAL holiday!