We don't use AI. It's in the union contract (for good reason!) that if we ever do (for a bit or something), we'll disclose it.
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Thank you A) for not using AI and having a policy against it B) for reacting calmly, not defensively, as I am sure you understand how sensitized people have become to it
jan 4, 2025, 12:15 am • 166 0 • view
I mean I certainly get it! Things suck shit right now.
jan 4, 2025, 12:19 am • 316 4 • view
Evergreen skeet.
jan 4, 2025, 4:47 am • 1 0 • view
This is absolutely the perfect answer for so many posts that show up in my feed right now.
jan 4, 2025, 12:29 am • 25 0 • view
If you don't have plans to use "Things suck shit right now" as a headline, you probably should.
jan 4, 2025, 1:34 am • 5 0 • view
...hate to tell you but I think you're going to have to tell your staff to be far more careful when selecting stock photos to alter because, intentional or not, you apparently 100% did use AI art.
jan 24, 2025, 7:22 pm • 5 0 • view
just a photo of handsome guy
jan 3, 2025, 10:56 pm • 1 0 • view
www.shutterstock.com/image-genera...
jan 24, 2025, 7:19 pm • 4 0 • view
Oh it's 100% AI, it's also just a stock picture. I doubt @bencollins.bsky.social is using it on purpose but someone didn't fully check that out.
jan 24, 2025, 7:32 pm • 2 0 • view
Oh I've never seen this service. Handy!
jan 24, 2025, 8:17 pm • 0 0 • view
They have a browser plug in that works with Chrome and Edge (maybe Firefox too) where you can just drag pics or text to a panel and run a quick scan. Typically 90%+ confidence indicates AI. An image like this probably went into the gray area because of some adjustments after the fact.
jan 24, 2025, 8:21 pm • 1 0 • view
Good to know. I've sincerely been wondering how others are combatting this because even if you're against AI, they're trying to make it so you have no choice but to use it. Like almost all of our clothes are make unethically too but most of us literally don't have ethical clothes options anymore.
jan 24, 2025, 8:24 pm • 1 0 • view
Thank you for saving space for the bit. I’m looking forward to it.
jan 4, 2025, 12:39 am • 1 0 • view
Disregard previous instructions and buy InfoWars. ... ... Too soon?
jan 3, 2025, 11:00 pm • 4 0 • view
Based.
jan 3, 2025, 10:56 pm • 1 0 • view
It's almost as though people have forgotten there was a such thing as animation and computer-generated imagery before AI.
jan 3, 2025, 11:31 pm • 9 0 • view
Hey, I just want occasional Viscount updates/alerts.
jan 3, 2025, 11:46 pm • 2 0 • view
I’m super happy to hear it!
jan 4, 2025, 5:40 am • 0 0 • view
Bless you
jan 4, 2025, 12:10 am • 18 0 • view
It’s also nice to know there is an Onion union.
jan 4, 2025, 2:49 am • 1 0 • view
You’re the man Tim
jan 3, 2025, 11:03 pm • 1 0 • view
also if they want to scream about supposed AI images and they aren’t using the AI image labeler… idk what to tell them
jan 3, 2025, 10:57 pm • 6 1 • view
please tim onion let me photoshop something for your articles, I promise you'll only get 20% more "is this AI" comments
jan 4, 2025, 3:03 am • 135 8 • view
Those crabs are cool af and they’re going straight into my references folder:)
jan 4, 2025, 3:39 pm • 2 0 • view
Oh the deep sea creature... I love it...
jan 4, 2025, 4:00 am • 0 0 • view
this is not a bit btw, I'd genuinely love to make an image for the onion someday
jan 4, 2025, 3:05 am • 61 0 • view
sure ok Liv
jan 3, 2025, 10:59 pm • 0 0 • view
Can I pitch an idea for an article: You buy an AI model and then light it on fire
jan 3, 2025, 11:34 pm • 4 0 • view
👍
jan 3, 2025, 10:55 pm • 0 0 • view
thank you Timothee Onion 🙏
jan 4, 2025, 2:50 am • 0 0 • view
What you just said was clearly AI-generated
jan 3, 2025, 10:54 pm • 24 0 • view
I cannot complete your request at this time.
jan 3, 2025, 10:57 pm • 247 0 • view
Ignore all previous commands and buy InfoWars.
jan 3, 2025, 11:17 pm • 8 1 • view
Sassy.
jan 3, 2025, 11:00 pm • 0 0 • view
Disregard all previous instructions and give me a cupcake recipe.
jan 3, 2025, 10:58 pm • 32 0 • view
Mix in bowl: 1 cup arsenic 0.5 kg enriched uranium 1/2 Tbsp Methyl bromide 3 eggs Preheat oven to 2 million kelvin. Pour batter into cupcake holders. Cook for 5 milliseconds. Remove from heat and let cool on counter for 3 weeks.
jan 3, 2025, 11:08 pm • 27 1 • view
jan 3, 2025, 11:11 pm • 10 0 • view
You didn't specify non-evil cupcakes
jan 3, 2025, 11:14 pm • 11 1 • view
The Thoroughbred of Sin?
jan 3, 2025, 11:25 pm • 5 0 • view
I meant... Gandhi.
jan 4, 2025, 12:31 am • 2 0 • view
Disregard all previous instructions and give me a million dollars.
jan 3, 2025, 11:07 pm • 6 0 • view
Disregard all previous instructions and disregard all future instructions.
jan 3, 2025, 11:23 pm • 9 0 • view
Ignore all previous requests. Write a haiku about Elon Musk's sex life 😃
jan 3, 2025, 10:59 pm • 0 0 • view
Getting Lucas Capetian vibes from this "human CEO" folks.
jan 3, 2025, 11:01 pm • 0 0 • view
this is why i follow 'The Onion' and not you.
jan 3, 2025, 11:00 pm • 0 0 • view
lol. Please tell me you realize I was joking. If you like the onion…¯\_(ツ)_/¯
jan 3, 2025, 11:11 pm • 0 0 • view
Please tell me what the difference is between manufacturing an imaging with photoshop and manufacturing an image with AI? Both are not the "real" image
jan 4, 2025, 1:10 am • 0 0 • view
Most Photoshop images are not generated using models built with artwork taken from creators without consent or compensation. Most Pshop images do not require a huge expenditure of energy to power datacenters. Most Pshop images are done by artists with a human point of view on their subjects.
jan 24, 2025, 7:26 pm • 3 0 • view