It's a giant dragon.

Same vibe as "moon's haunted"

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Is it that the devil is trying to get out to take back the US president

It does look like it's time for a new one.

Not now, Earth, pretty please

earth birth

DOGE boys break in there, too?

Could a volcano arise just at à specific location of Mar El Lago? That would have to be god's will.

So um… I have questions.

Purgnat

Pregnence

Pegnate

Pregnart

Preganté

Pregananat

Something's happening on the outside of the planet also, a plague of tyranny towards good.

great. we broke the earth, guys.

how is planett formed

Please listen to the documentary song Maggot Brain

As hilarious as that take is, I wonder if the rotation of the earth is switching around as has been theorized it does now and then. (And by now and then I mean over millenia)

Honestly a Kaiju erupting from the center of the earth would be pretty appropriate the way this year has been going.

Hell is freezing over due to the fascist in charge

Congrats to her!

That'll be Musk's fault. He's always wanted another planet in his life.

At this point, nothing surprises me anymore.

The way this is going to embolden the hollow earth conspiracy theorists… 😮‍💨

Oh please yes. It's such a favorite of neonazis that it is a more accurate than not way to find those that ate hiding their "power level"

I literally caught out a guy by mentioning hollow earth. He beamed! Then started rubbish talk about Eugenics and correcting the race issues. 😮😲😳🫤😡👋

I find it fascinating how many old scifi settings and tropes get twisted about by those into that kind of madness. Almost a timeline of fear, same as horror tropes. It pays to understand the spiral from fear to hate to gibbering Lovecraftian insanity.

Please respect the Earth’s privacy at this sensitive time

Volcanic eruptions = morning sickness

E-preg

Wow!

😹

Well, they did say that the old world was dying and the new world was struggling to be born…

Terra del Preggo

I think there's an Event that can occur in the videogame Stella's where a moon or planet turn out to be an egg or cocoon for a massive space creature.

Stellaris!

Is it because we’ve been f*cking it?

Probably not. That affect a small percentage of the crust

Ruin has come to our family

im sure someone made this joke already but... its cuz we fucked it

The new Godzilla movies are factual!

Maybe the end is neigh. One can hope

Hoping for an implosion.

We had a big boom last night after the super bowl. Have not heard what it was about.

Our pullout game is so weak!!!

Our Alien Overlords have finished building their hive and are about to return to the surface. I wonder if they’re going to be worried about whether or not they have ‘Merican citizenship. They may not worry, probably have Light Sabers. .

Mourning sickness.

Clever.

Shame abortions are illegal now

viscous deformation!

hopefully it's merely R'lyeh preparing to arise... oh God, is Vance actually Dagonspawn? could explain a lot.

Yep, it happens.

Pregante

Pargnet youtu.be/EShUeudtaFg?...

Legitimately one of my favorite things to come from the internet.

Saaaaame

prefnat! LOL!

Something festers in the heart of middle Earth...

I hope it’s a girl 💞

What should we name her

Liberty

Cool

🤔

With the way humans have been fucking the earth, I'm surprised it hasn't happened sooner

aaron eckhart where r u

Godzilla Rises!

It's not mine!

Yes Earth not made perfectly core change not big surprise

Godzilla getting ready to hatch 🌈

All the time something is happening)))

Yellowstone Caldera gender reveal party incoming…

Hmmm, was waiting for something like this! Magnetic poles moving more, sounds like magnetic core is starting to slow which extends each day! 55 years we've known something like this could happen and did nothing! Sorry kids parents screwed up earth!

Who are you, The Incredible Hulk?

It's about to queef.

Oooh is my supervolcano growing?!

She’s probably peri-menopausal and raging like the rest of us 👀

Hell freezing over

Will it please just blow up already, and put us out of our misery.

CHUD’s are coming for Trump

This is exactly the kind of thing that happens before some gigantic creature/s burst from the earth that Godzilla has to come and destroy

With all the radioactive material dumped into the ocean after the Fukushima incident, I'm expecting it.

Whoa!! I hadn't even factored those dynamics in. I think we are definitely due a planetary intrusion

Earf is Pregnate!

Come on Kaiju. I feel like we are due for an indestructible super beast to teach us the folly of man.

how is earth babby formed?

I scrolled for this comment! 🤣

It was in the back of my mind, ideas trying to remember, then I see your comment. This one is deep.

I mean I knew he's screwing the whole world over but I just didn't think it would happen so fast.

Mars

I think this Daily Mail reader is trying to apply for work at The Onion!

Or for a shot at a Dr Who screenplay

Please explode please explode please explode 🤞🤞🤞

New world struggles to be born

It is going to be a wild ride

Someone is in the Cabin In The Woods and things are going off the rails.

Maybe it will open up and swallow the entire human race. We deserve it.

TEAM HUNGRY PLANET!

Mars, did you f@ck my planet when my back was turned?

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

MAGA is making it learn to vomit

No, it’s just gas

Could it be......

Flatlined

Well, we're going to have to depend on Europe or China to tell us what's going on, becasue we don't believe in funding science any more.

I think it’s trying to vomit

Even the earth is tired of human's BS.

It’s Unobtainium !! Just remember, Don’t tell any venture capitalists!

Nice. We may not need that asteroid.

Oh fuck, It's happening... The egg is hatching...

Its already bad enough that democrats think men can get pregnant... Don't bring the earth into this.

Please, please let it be The End

Can we hope it's getting ready to blow up! If so, bye bye..

I'm concerned about Her "morning sickness" or worse if She's experiencing "postpartum"

What did Zeus do now

Earth tired of the flea infestation.

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

with cthulhu lol

Keep an eye out for Blue boxes people. If there ever was a setup for a Dr Who episode, we're living in it.

Will do🫡 (-|)(|||)(|||)(|\|) (|)(///)(///)(|/\)(-|-)(|\|)(/-) ((|-)(///)(|\) (-) (|/\|)(|-|)(-|-)(|)(|||)😅

She's about to vomit, who could blame her?

Marvel’s Eternals was a prophecy

Perhaps it's finally had enough & is planning to blow us all to kingdom come 🤷

Mother Nature has had enough 😐

If a kaiju doesn't come bursting out of the core, I'm officially calling this the most disappointing year ever.

Vaxxed??

*slaps knee a bunch*

Satan is coming to get Leon & the 😈🤥🍊🦧sidekick early bc they fkd up & got all in their feelings & egos went off script from the mission 😑 he's not at all happy

... you made me imagine the mariana trench opening and a new moon coming out and locking into orbit.

Well we have been fucking it for long enough.

the planet is going to hatch soon. and then The Creature will be born and creature all over the place

is elmo the father?

Satan woke up from a long nap and angrily realized Musk and Trump aren't where they are supposed to be according to both their specific soul for power deals.

Make Earth Great Again

Inhabitants told to 'go pound sand' once too many times.

This? lol

iykyn

One year ago: I hope it’s nothing. An apocalypse springing from below the crust would be terrifying. Today: Nice. An apocalypse would be the easy way out…

Earth has to cough up a furball (called trump)

I tell you what...if The Rock & a Sidekick end up saving us AND the world from annihilation - we are DEFINITELY inhabitants of a simulated reality.

Oooh… I just felt it kick

Finally the celestial egg is hatching to end us all

Well, if I’m following the MCU correctly, it’s a Celestial and our dark existence on this planet is numbered.

Trump fucked it.

Pergenat

We Gon Died

Because of Trump and his vile plans to further assault what's left of her natural beauty, she may be miscarrying.

Maybe it’ll all collapse in on itself and we’ll go with it since the asteroid isn’t going to save us. 🙃

Maybe getting ready to let out fart and send Trump to the moon.

🤣

I don’t know if we want an earth fart that big… just saying. Not unless it’s like a localized geyser or something. Funny thought though.

I cannot stop laughing at this. Thank you 😂

It would be a shame if the surface opened up for a split second so hell could reclaim its demons.

Great. First, the whole separation of powers thing, and now this.

Better talk to her about her choices before it's too late.

Gojira.

Bowel movement

Earth is an egg and it's about to hatch. Aw! Wait...

Things that make you go huh!

Such a shite media platform

How is earth babby formed?

How is babby earth formed?

It’s fed up with us and it’s gonna blow

It's just heartburn.

It’s a BOOM! 🩷🩵

Please let it explode under 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue or that place in Florida

On the plus side, if that asteroid doesn't get us maybe we'll just get sucked into the fiery center of the Earth. Or aborted out into space, I guess, assuming the Earth still has the right to choose whether or not to continue said pregnancy.

how earth become pregonanon

So the movie 2012 but 13 years late??????

It's getting ready to get rid of us. I would too!

Maybe earth is like a giant hellraiser cube.

Koch Brothers are the daddy...

T R U M P I S STUPID.

the earth is pissed. The four horseshits (musk, trump, suckaturd and bezos) of the porkyclypse have combined forces to bring about armageddinoutahere.

Your ranting is of an insane person. Seek Help. JB pritzker and George Soros are billionaires. why are you not complaining about them.

Hey, wrong crowd bro.

Or recent politics have upset its tummy big time and it's about to regurgitate the virus (us)

Elon needs to start using CONDOM’S.

I didn't do it

I mean we have been screwing it for years.

I'm ready... Let it rip.

The earth is pregnant? America needs to step in and regulate it fast!

Planet parenthood.

Great. End it all now. I’m ready.

Magnetic flip?

it's just earthflat-ulence.

Gaia is stirring.

Hope she's not pregnant in the U.S.

I've said for decades that our siphoning off of her lubricants that formed over hundreds of millions of years has gotta take a toll over time. Mmmmmm...🤔

At this point, nothing surprises me...except...my solitary pet snail that I've had for years just had Babies!?!? 🐌🤔 WTH timeline is this!?

All snails and slugs can do that

Maybe it's Eywa waking up? 🤔