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Tim Onion @bencollins.bsky.social

It started at the bottom, now we’re here.

apr 15, 2025, 3:38 am • 741 29

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Gabrielle @gabbklein.bsky.social

That worm isn't going to investigate my anus, I'll tell you that much.

apr 15, 2025, 3:48 am • 2 0 • view
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Kate @katechief.bsky.social

Clever

apr 15, 2025, 12:05 pm • 0 0 • view
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Jeff Stout @tischdad.bsky.social

I can’t help but wonder what Freud would have said about this.

apr 15, 2025, 3:55 am • 2 0 • view
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pdxneil @pdxneil94.bsky.social

I can tell you where the anus came from, the source of anuses (is that a word?) is currently eating a cheeseburger and throwing ketchup at the wall in the White House.

apr 15, 2025, 3:40 am • 0 0 • view
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Bakker @the-johnny-box.bsky.social

The first shidder, the proto butthole, the ur-Anus

apr 15, 2025, 9:44 pm • 0 0 • view
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Mojo Risin @mojoraisin.bsky.social

Thank god for the anus! Life just wouldn't be the same without it.

apr 15, 2025, 6:29 am • 0 0 • view
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jakarta methhead @sweetmax.bsky.social

same post as Tim’s, but image of the anus worm has been replaced with a picture of Tim’s chop suey sandwich in a styrofoam container
apr 15, 2025, 4:09 am • 10 0 • view
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Leila @leilza.bsky.social

I sputtered

apr 15, 2025, 8:00 am • 2 0 • view
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Jane Rabbit @janerabbit.bsky.social

😂😂😂😂😂😂 took me a minute 😂😂😂😂😂😂

apr 15, 2025, 3:43 am • 0 0 • view
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Jay W @jaydeedouble.bsky.social

Took a whole lotta tryin' Just to get up that hill Now we're up in the big leagues Gettin' our turn at bat

apr 15, 2025, 3:54 am • 0 0 • view
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Craig Dodge @craigdodge.bsky.social

Science asking the tough questions: where did this asshole come from?

apr 15, 2025, 4:12 am • 0 0 • view
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kevinadian.bsky.social @kevinadian.bsky.social

What a "pick-me"

apr 15, 2025, 3:52 am • 0 0 • view
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Petrishriekandgo 🇨🇦 @petrishriekandgo.bsky.social

Pretty sure it came from Fred and Mary Trump no?

apr 15, 2025, 3:42 am • 4 0 • view
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Tom Forsyth @tomforsyth.bsky.social

CC @buttplug.engineer

apr 15, 2025, 4:45 am • 1 0 • view
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Babs' uvula @justjojr.bsky.social

He's from Queens

apr 15, 2025, 3:45 am • 1 0 • view
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Notaboomer 🫩 @notaboomer.bsky.social

From clowaka to butthole

apr 15, 2025, 4:23 am • 0 0 • view
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Lucien Ey @pollhereford.bsky.social

Everyone who's ever vomited knows how good a two-way gastro-intestinal system is.

apr 15, 2025, 4:07 am • 0 0 • view
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tehmud.bsky.social @tehmud.bsky.social

apr 15, 2025, 4:17 am • 0 0 • view
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MidnightRose @midnightrose.bsky.social

😅

apr 15, 2025, 3:43 am • 0 0 • view
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oldgrandma53.bsky.social @oldgrandma53.bsky.social

is this RFKJr.s brain worm?

apr 15, 2025, 4:00 am • 0 0 • view
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🇺🇦 Edelweißpirat 🇱🇹 @edelweisspirat.bsky.social

You mean, We started AS a bottom, and now we're here.

apr 15, 2025, 3:58 am • 2 0 • view
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Bonghazi #Fella 🏴‍☠️🐝🦋🇺🇸🇺🇦🇵🇸🇬🇪🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🕉️☮️☯️🚩 @bonghazi.bsky.social

🤣

apr 16, 2025, 12:06 am • 1 0 • view
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Faye of the Viruses and Sharks 🦈 @binahmuchness.bsky.social

I don't see any difference in this then exploring how any Evolution happened. Understanding what made us what we are can help us deal with some of our problems with health and other things. Science is valid whether you understand the purpose or not.

apr 15, 2025, 1:09 pm • 0 0 • view
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Ed Gerrish @edgerrish.bsky.social

Finding the Anus is how Ted Cruz began his post-2016 political career!

apr 15, 2025, 3:40 am • 5 0 • view
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J Allen @jc-allen.bsky.social

Humans are deuterostomes, meaning our anus is the 1st thing to form. In other words, all humans begin life being nothing more than an asshole. Some people, like Ted Cruz, never develop past that stage.

apr 16, 2025, 12:40 am • 0 0 • view
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Dan Weiner @danweiner.bsky.social

it started in the bottom, now we're here.

apr 15, 2025, 3:40 am • 4 0 • view
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Robert @pradlin.bsky.social

This brings up a hole new line of questioning.

apr 15, 2025, 1:08 pm • 1 0 • view
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stacytheyogagirl✌🏼🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🎶 @stacytheyogagirl.bsky.social

That was weirdly interesting

apr 15, 2025, 4:45 am • 0 0 • view
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Kathy Roberts @wrobertswriter.bsky.social

The anus comes from NY and is currently POTUS

apr 15, 2025, 2:58 pm • 2 0 • view
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Laurie Bushman @lauriebushman.bsky.social

Pretty sure the answer is Queens.

apr 15, 2025, 3:06 pm • 0 0 • view
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ethiccalbeef.bsky.social @ethiccalbeef.bsky.social

never a good day to quote drake

apr 15, 2025, 3:46 am • 0 0 • view
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Jacques_Collin @east-bay-teacher.bsky.social

so what you’re telling me is that this little shit took a shit, and now 600 million years later, I have to file my state taxes

apr 15, 2025, 4:19 am • 0 0 • view
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Al Legory @dyony-sus.bsky.social

shit

apr 15, 2025, 3:48 am • 0 0 • view
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Mullins Here @mullinshere.bsky.social

Regardless of where it started, I know where the biggest one is right now.

apr 15, 2025, 3:54 am • 1 0 • view
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LowFrequency @nitram22.bsky.social

It came from Trump.

apr 15, 2025, 3:40 am • 0 0 • view
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AlgoCompSynth by znmeb 🇺🇦 🇨🇦 🇬🇱 🇵🇦 @algocompsynth.bsky.social

@nerdychristie.bsky.social youtu.be/mgNosUSTjfQ?...

apr 15, 2025, 3:42 am • 0 0 • view
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Knit Twist @knittwist.bsky.social

If we figure out where it came from, will that help us get it out of the White House?

apr 15, 2025, 9:48 am • 0 0 • view
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Brenon Savell @brenons.bsky.social

The anus was always there, the anus has and always will be.

apr 15, 2025, 3:47 am • 0 0 • view