Been trying out "dag nabbit!" recently as an exclamation, just working it back into the rotation a little. Adding a little Yosemite Sam to the day when things are tough. A touch of disappointed Sam Elliott during trying times. I recommend it.
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I’m trying valiantly to single-handedly resuscitate the ‘80sism “Fuck a duck,” personally
apr 29, 2025, 8:54 pm • 0 0 • view
when I'm extremely vexed, i use "fuck a tub of rubber ducks"
apr 29, 2025, 9:32 pm • 1 0 • view
So borrowing this
apr 29, 2025, 11:39 pm • 1 0 • view
Well, cheese and rice.
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Galdurnit
apr 30, 2025, 1:05 am • 0 0 • view
Good one. Maybe throw in a “confound it!” once in a while.
apr 30, 2025, 4:50 am • 0 0 • view
Mine all purpose disillusionment roll model
apr 29, 2025, 6:58 pm • 7 0 • view
I LOVE BETH
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Consarnit!
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Confoundit!
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Dadgummit!
apr 30, 2025, 2:13 am • 2 0 • view
I live in redneck land so that exclamation kind of irritates me. But now that you mention Yosemite Sam and Sam Elliot it does ease the edges.
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I regularly use dagnabbit. In 1998, a young lady exclaimed "Dagnabbit!" when she learned I drove 75 miles to work. I had never heard the term outside of cartoons. I've been using it ever since
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Love it!
apr 30, 2025, 12:37 am • 1 0 • view
I once ruined a friend’s student film after being told to emote the 5th or 6th time, I yelled “dag nabbit” and “consarnit” and going on about a rabbit while jumping up and down in an imaginary hat. I was, and rightfully so, cut from the final film.
apr 29, 2025, 8:11 pm • 1 0 • view
*on an imaginary hat
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My go to when curses are called for
apr 29, 2025, 6:17 pm • 2 0 • view
I'm sticking with "rassa frassa frassa" myself.
apr 29, 2025, 7:03 pm • 2 0 • view
Rassenfrassengrumblesmurf has served me well for decades.
apr 29, 2025, 11:21 pm • 1 0 • view
These days, gadzooks has been in occasional rotation.
apr 29, 2025, 9:41 pm • 3 0 • view
No talking like a grizzled, 1890s prospector, consarn it.
apr 29, 2025, 6:29 pm • 10 0 • view
Hey, when is talk like a pirate day I tend to miss it each year?
apr 29, 2025, 6:30 pm • 5 0 • view
9/19, I always miss that day too. We need a Talk like a Looney Tunes Character Day though, I love me a random "What's up, Doc"! Maybe use Mel Blanc's birthday, 5/30th?
apr 29, 2025, 6:44 pm • 7 0 • view
Love me some Foghorn Leghorn. "I say, I say listen up, boy."
apr 29, 2025, 7:13 pm • 6 0 • view
It’s a joke, son. I say. A joke.
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😆
apr 29, 2025, 10:32 pm • 1 0 • view
Can't hear Froghorn Leghorn without thinking of Senator Kennedy from LA, pretty sure he lifted his whole ass persona from that character.
apr 29, 2025, 11:20 pm • 2 0 • view
I say, I say, I think you're right!
apr 30, 2025, 12:28 am • 3 0 • view
Can you "dad gummit", as well, or is it too soon?
apr 30, 2025, 4:24 am • 1 0 • view
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This was my dad’s go to swear when I was growing up. 😁
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still stuck on fvk
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I'm trying to bring back "Geez Louise". Not much success so far.
apr 29, 2025, 6:16 pm • 1 0 • view
My husband used to say that a lot when we first met. It’s petered off, though.
apr 29, 2025, 6:20 pm • 0 0 • view
i was using "ah beans" for a while but everyone I know got visibly angry when I said it, no idea why
apr 29, 2025, 6:18 pm • 1 0 • view
I'm more of a "gadzooks" guy, myself.
apr 29, 2025, 6:18 pm • 1 0 • view
I always liked what the Sundance Kid said when they blew up the payroll train. “Think you used enough dynamite there, Butch?” It is an all purpose observation when things go sideways.
apr 29, 2025, 7:59 pm • 0 0 • view
Fother mucking bun of a sitch is my go-to if I need to yelp something in public.
apr 29, 2025, 6:16 pm • 0 0 • view
The daggest of nabbits
apr 29, 2025, 6:30 pm • 0 0 • view
I have been known to throw out a Boomhauer-esque “gol dang” from time to time.
apr 29, 2025, 6:15 pm • 3 0 • view
I curse in "manner" of Yosemite Sam as Loony Tunes was my baby sitter but my language is Veteran Sailor. "God damn cocksucking motherfucking son of a bitch" is my go to for any exasperating commonplace stimulus. "God damn cocksucking motherfucking son of a bitch"--try it, it's cathartic.
apr 29, 2025, 8:45 pm • 0 0 • view
what in the heck-o-reeno, crim-a-netly.
apr 29, 2025, 7:13 pm • 0 0 • view
I was a second career teacher and I had to substitute for my usual foul mouth. “Dag nabbit” was part of my lexicon. Also, a super sarcastic “well gosh golly.”
apr 29, 2025, 6:16 pm • 0 0 • view
😁👏
apr 29, 2025, 6:20 pm • 0 0 • view
As long as your coworkers know that you really mean ‘mothafuuuuck’
apr 30, 2025, 12:05 am • 0 0 • view
have been using it since a kid. usually in reference to the Mets. happy to know it's getting some play!!!
apr 29, 2025, 9:01 pm • 0 0 • view
it's a good one, man. i have entirely too many folksy turns of phrase for someone who lives in a west coast city but i'm into it "fuck" is just a sentence enhancer, you can tell i'm actually upset when the "oh gosh" and "dagnabbit" starts coming out
apr 29, 2025, 6:16 pm • 2 0 • view
I regularly use “curses!” like I’m Dirk Dastardly or something.
apr 29, 2025, 6:44 pm • 3 0 • view
May I also recommend “aw, jiminy crickets!”
apr 29, 2025, 6:14 pm • 5 0 • view
Con Sarnit
apr 29, 2025, 6:12 pm • 9 0 • view
I’ve said it for years. Tis a good one.
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Shut the front door Son of a motherless goat Two of my favs
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Con sarn it, do it, ya thievin' varmint!
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pairs nicely with "dad gummit!"
apr 29, 2025, 6:12 pm • 9 0 • view
Just today I tried out dagnabbit.
apr 30, 2025, 6:39 am • 1 0 • view
Its close cousin “daggum” is underrated.
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apr 29, 2025, 6:35 pm • 3 0 • view
I find tremendous pleasure in dropping "daggum" when my preferred "cock-sucking-motherfucker" is too spicy for the room
apr 29, 2025, 7:01 pm • 2 0 • view
It won't feel or sound natural until you accept and use it as one word.
apr 29, 2025, 6:29 pm • 0 0 • view
That was one of my dad's go-to frustrated words. Others he employed regularly: dad gummit and judas priest
apr 29, 2025, 8:59 pm • 0 0 • view
I've been known to devolve into authentic frontier gibberish on occasion. I may or may not have called my supervisor a "Crigger Croker" at one point.
apr 29, 2025, 6:28 pm • 0 0 • view
Jiminy Frikkin Christmas and my own creation in front of the kids: MOTHERPOOPER
apr 29, 2025, 6:30 pm • 1 0 • view
My boss exclaims “god…BLESS America” a lot. It’s always funny because he also swears like a sailor, which he kind of is.
apr 29, 2025, 6:19 pm • 2 0 • view
Consarn it.🫡
apr 29, 2025, 7:25 pm • 1 0 • view
Try "ninnyhammer" as well. It's a great insult because whoever you call that will be stuck trying to figure it out.
apr 29, 2025, 6:42 pm • 1 0 • view
suffering succotash!!
apr 29, 2025, 7:26 pm • 2 0 • view
Also Walter Brennan. He really had fun with it.
apr 30, 2025, 12:15 am • 0 0 • view
*sam elliott approving grumble noises*
apr 29, 2025, 6:23 pm • 1 0 • view
There’s a snake in my boot!
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I'm looking for opportunities to drop my best Robert Mitchum from "Out Of The Past"... "Baby, I don't care"... I'm desperate to drop it on anyone... you don't even have to be a femme fatale
apr 29, 2025, 6:17 pm • 0 0 • view
I'm a fan of Rootinest Tootinest myself.
apr 29, 2025, 8:02 pm • 0 0 • view
Cussing was frowned upon at work but everybody knew what I meant. Persnickety Confound it Heavens to Murgatroyd Rasum Frasum Cripes
apr 30, 2025, 2:37 am • 0 0 • view
are you rootin' tootin' too?
apr 29, 2025, 6:14 pm • 15 0 • view
Of course. Only west of the Pecos though.
apr 29, 2025, 8:59 pm • 2 0 • view
A little under dog when the day needs saved.
apr 29, 2025, 8:13 pm • 0 0 • view
sometimes it's followed by "I've been hornswoggled"
apr 29, 2025, 7:03 pm • 0 0 • view
Boy howdy and hooboy serve this purpose for me
apr 29, 2025, 6:16 pm • 5 0 • view
I'm a "good golly and all things jolly!" sort of fella.
apr 29, 2025, 6:23 pm • 3 0 • view
Miss Molly!
apr 29, 2025, 6:28 pm • 2 0 • view
Any “gull durn”?
apr 29, 2025, 6:17 pm • 0 0 • view
My grandpa always said that, when really pissed, it was 'Hell and Tarnation!!'
apr 29, 2025, 6:25 pm • 3 0 • view
You might also consider replying to those who ask, "How are you?" by saying.... "I'm finer than snuff and not near as dusty." OR... "I'm as straight as a string with a crown in it."
apr 29, 2025, 7:28 pm • 0 0 • view
the most interesting exclamation to me is “man alive!” I really want to know the etymology of that one
apr 29, 2025, 6:36 pm • 4 0 • view
Never stopped
apr 29, 2025, 6:18 pm • 3 0 • view
What in the tarnation?!?
apr 29, 2025, 6:34 pm • 2 0 • view
Sherman T. Potter
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Colonel Potter, drunk, singing, "I love to go swimming with bowlegged women...". And shooting his jeep.
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Came here to say him too!😁
apr 29, 2025, 6:59 pm • 0 0 • view
As much as I like a good dagnabit, but hard to beat a well-executed "Tartar sauce!"
apr 29, 2025, 6:21 pm • 0 0 • view
Dammit Gym And Dangit are fixin to be rollin off my lips in the next lip whipping I deliver.
apr 29, 2025, 7:42 pm • 1 0 • view
I’ve been using “good golly,” and “great googly moogly.” The Gs make it feel good.
apr 30, 2025, 9:16 am • 3 0 • view
I've been saying "Jeesum Crow!" for a while now, for a similar effect.
apr 29, 2025, 6:13 pm • 2 0 • view
What in tarnation?
apr 29, 2025, 7:09 pm • 1 0 • view
Your biscuits are burnin'!
apr 29, 2025, 6:12 pm • 14 0 • view
Try rootin tootin
apr 29, 2025, 6:49 pm • 0 0 • view
Sufferin’ succotash!
apr 30, 2025, 11:44 am • 1 0 • view
You’re darn tootin’!
apr 29, 2025, 6:42 pm • 1 0 • view
Are they all Sam-based or open to other sources?
apr 29, 2025, 6:14 pm • 5 0 • view
How about some Foghorn Leghorn? (Only I can’t recall exactly what he would say, mainly a stammering mess on consternation)
apr 29, 2025, 6:15 pm • 2 0 • view
apr 29, 2025, 6:20 pm • 4 0 • view
“Boy! I say Boy!” Its been a while…
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😁
apr 29, 2025, 7:22 pm • 1 0 • view
What in tarnation? Fiddlesticks!
apr 30, 2025, 11:37 am • 2 0 • view
Hootenanny or shindig
apr 29, 2025, 6:18 pm • 1 0 • view
My go to is "Fudge Monkeys". Occasionally I'll spring for "Pshaw and Horsefeathers" with a very clearly enunciated "p" at the beginning.
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LOVE ❤️ IT
apr 29, 2025, 8:08 pm • 0 0 • view
My grandmother used to say "Hell's bells!" Closest she ever got to cursing in her life.
apr 29, 2025, 6:21 pm • 1 0 • view
Give Jimminy Cricket for a whirl
apr 30, 2025, 1:27 am • 0 0 • view
I’ve used it for decades, copying a friend who didn’t like to swear. Enjoy! (Although “Biscuits” from “Bluey” is my current fave.)
apr 29, 2025, 6:23 pm • 2 0 • view
Dad gonnit!
apr 30, 2025, 12:32 am • 1 0 • view
Love ‘Dag nabbit’…
apr 30, 2025, 4:25 am • 0 0 • view
You've given up on "HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!"?
apr 29, 2025, 10:43 pm • 0 0 • view
I like it!
apr 29, 2025, 7:20 pm • 1 0 • view
My spirit animal - youtu.be/PPlx62IK9kg?...
apr 30, 2025, 2:52 am • 0 0 • view
Great horny toads!
apr 29, 2025, 6:29 pm • 5 0 • view
Jee willikers!
apr 30, 2025, 2:27 pm • 2 0 • view
Well, heavens to murgatroid, Tim!
apr 29, 2025, 6:54 pm • 2 0 • view
Would love to see "What in tarnation?" make a comeback.
apr 29, 2025, 9:01 pm • 1 0 • view
Sometimes I'll bust out a Perry White style "Great Caesar's Ghost!"
apr 29, 2025, 7:06 pm • 2 0 • view
I accidentally discovered "Manitoba" as a satisfying utterance years ago and still get good mileage out of it
apr 29, 2025, 7:41 pm • 2 0 • view
You're going to need a hat to use "dag nabbit"
apr 29, 2025, 7:57 pm • 0 0 • view
I’ve generally been reverting to Monty Python: “Oooooohhh, *intercourse* the penguin!”
apr 29, 2025, 6:19 pm • 4 0 • view
Jehoshaphat!
apr 29, 2025, 7:44 pm • 1 0 • view
Dag nabbit is just exactly perfect.
apr 29, 2025, 6:14 pm • 3 0 • view
Scientifically proven to be not near as satisfying. youtu.be/pp5hNhHp3Ew?...
apr 29, 2025, 6:48 pm • 0 0 • view
the occasional“confound it all” can keep things moving
apr 29, 2025, 7:31 pm • 0 0 • view
I'm a fan of Holy Potatoes!
may 1, 2025, 12:57 am • 1 0 • view
Seriously though, having Silent Gen elders, it's really hard to shake some of their vernacular. Like the word vernacular.
apr 29, 2025, 6:16 pm • 0 0 • view
One of my faves
apr 30, 2025, 1:39 am • 0 0 • view
Cool, I added "Golly" a few years ago to up my grandpa game.
apr 29, 2025, 9:53 pm • 2 0 • view
Was Yosemite Sam, the tiny gun goblin with the emotional range of a lit stick of dynamite, out here peddling racist terminologies like “cotton-pickin’?” Is Yosemite Sam cooking up meth and white supremacy in the Acme labs? We’ll be right back.
apr 29, 2025, 8:02 pm • 0 0 • view
What in tarnation
apr 30, 2025, 4:32 am • 2 0 • view
Judd Kresbeckler approves.
apr 29, 2025, 6:31 pm • 10 0 • view
Tarnation!
apr 29, 2025, 9:45 pm • 0 0 • view
Been using it for years, because in my line of work, "For fuck's sake!" lands like a tactical nuke. Works a charm. I also have worked in "For Heaven's sake" as well.
apr 29, 2025, 6:15 pm • 2 0 • view
I also like a good “tarnation!”
apr 29, 2025, 6:13 pm • 20 0 • view
I say "I reckon" a lot, which is perfectly normal in UK English but when you say it to an American you suddenly sound like an old timey cowboy doctor to them
apr 29, 2025, 6:18 pm • 9 0 • view
Don't help much that I'm inevitably prescribing whiskey, if I am to be quite frank with you good people
apr 29, 2025, 7:21 pm • 4 0 • view
It’s not your somebody, Sam, but I’ve developed the fondness for “great Scot!”
apr 29, 2025, 6:16 pm • 0 0 • view
Try working “gall durn” into the mix. Learned that one from Home Alone 2
apr 29, 2025, 6:26 pm • 1 0 • view
ya big galoot!
apr 29, 2025, 8:13 pm • 3 0 • view
Has the Lord ever reward anyone for not taking his name in vain, though?
apr 29, 2025, 8:58 pm • 0 0 • view
I recommend nincompoop as well as sticky-wicket.
apr 30, 2025, 1:24 am • 1 0 • view
Well I swan.
apr 29, 2025, 8:55 pm • 2 0 • view
I trail off into nonsense like Lisa Simpson. "Every time I tell a story they show up to rrghfm mrfgrm..."
apr 29, 2025, 9:16 pm • 1 0 • view
Fiddle Sticks!
apr 29, 2025, 6:39 pm • 4 0 • view
when i try i just go straight to hank hill :/
apr 29, 2025, 6:17 pm • 2 0 • view
Highly recommend. I smash the syllables together no space. Need that after periods.
apr 29, 2025, 6:17 pm • 1 0 • view
"Consarnit" is also a good exclamation.
apr 30, 2025, 3:31 pm • 0 0 • view
"WHAT IN TARNATION!!"
apr 29, 2025, 6:18 pm • 3 0 • view
Love that! My go to is Shoot instead of s%#t. I made it my rule not to cuss in front of my kids and now I’m all G/PG even at work.
apr 29, 2025, 7:52 pm • 2 0 • view
I've been exclaiming "Carruthers!" for no reason I can recollect.
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👍
apr 29, 2025, 6:27 pm • 1 0 • view
Jumping Jehoshaphat!
apr 29, 2025, 9:26 pm • 2 0 • view
My father’s go to curse.
apr 29, 2025, 6:57 pm • 2 0 • view
You talked me into it.
apr 29, 2025, 7:30 pm • 1 0 • view
I'm a fan of "Oh my stars and garters", for a little British flare.
apr 29, 2025, 10:44 pm • 2 0 • view
Yikes and Zoinks
apr 29, 2025, 6:38 pm • 0 0 • view
"Dad burnit" per Hoss Cartwright, Bonanza
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I’ve started saying the word “Bastard” in a northern English accent. Very satisfying. If you want to hear what that sounds like: watch Game of Thrones, fast forward until the weather looks grim, and wait for at most 3 minutes.
apr 29, 2025, 9:27 pm • 4 0 • view
That's so fetch
apr 29, 2025, 6:38 pm • 0 0 • view
Dagnabit has long been an expression I use instead of cussing in my classroom. The first time I said it around my four-year-old grandson he said, “Nana, you shouldn’t talk like that that’s bad!”
apr 29, 2025, 9:27 pm • 1 0 • view
I love dag nabbit, use it all the time lol. Also just a good ol' "dang." (But also in my middle age the f bomb has entered my vocabulary much more frequently)
apr 29, 2025, 6:19 pm • 2 0 • view
Consarnit > Dagnabbit
apr 29, 2025, 6:36 pm • 1 0 • view
Suffering succotash!
apr 29, 2025, 7:08 pm • 3 0 • view
You have to do the 1920's style movements too - little stamps, hands flexing together with closed fists, throwing your hat on the floor and stamping on it. I spent an entire day at a gate at festival and all my volunteers were experts at this by the end...
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My friend routinely responds to "how are you?" With "tip top, couldn't be better!"
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Do you really to go full Gabby Hayes? media1.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2l...
apr 29, 2025, 10:55 pm • 1 0 • view
Have it your way, dude
apr 29, 2025, 6:17 pm • 1 0 • view
What's all this hootin n' hollerin about.
apr 30, 2025, 2:33 pm • 0 0 • view
I've always used for especially exasperating situations. Sometimes the standard swear words just aren't strong enought and all you've got left is irony.
apr 29, 2025, 7:42 pm • 0 0 • view
I do actually say this. Sprinkled with just "Goddammit"
apr 29, 2025, 7:09 pm • 3 0 • view
.....OOOOOOHHHHHHH I hate that %^$*((( Rabbit
apr 29, 2025, 6:54 pm • 0 0 • view
I mix in a good "DAM-nation" every once in a while. Would recommend it.
apr 29, 2025, 6:14 pm • 3 0 • view
Big fan of “Great Gravy!” Over here
apr 29, 2025, 6:58 pm • 4 0 • view
Do you yell it every time reality out Onions the Onion? You guys should become a legitimate serious news service as reality is beyond satire.
apr 30, 2025, 12:43 am • 2 0 • view
I have lollygagged at a restaurant around the corner called Dilly Dally.
apr 29, 2025, 6:31 pm • 0 0 • view
"Sugarrrrr...." Double-Dutch bus style works
apr 29, 2025, 11:32 pm • 2 0 • view
I’d recommend the Bill Withers variation of “daggumit”
apr 30, 2025, 12:53 pm • 2 0 • view
THIS is the content I’m here for.
apr 29, 2025, 10:47 pm • 1 0 • view
I - just can’t….
apr 29, 2025, 9:38 pm • 1 0 • view
“Have it your way, dude.”
apr 29, 2025, 6:29 pm • 4 0 • view
I say I say what in tarnation!
apr 30, 2025, 1:26 pm • 3 0 • view
I'm trying "groovy"...it has a cheerier ring to it. And I need all the cheer I can get. 😒
apr 29, 2025, 8:38 pm • 0 0 • view
Good one. Maybe a little Walter Brennan from Rio Bravo.
apr 29, 2025, 9:29 pm • 1 0 • view
I’m more of an “oofa doofa” kind of man
apr 29, 2025, 6:38 pm • 1 0 • view
CONSORT IT IF THAT’S OUR LOT, WELL, LET’S PROCEED IN THAT GENERAL DIRECTION
apr 29, 2025, 6:13 pm • 2 0 • view
I still use dag nabbit from time to time but I’m kind a partial to “dad gummit!” Probably safe to say they’re interchangeable.
apr 29, 2025, 6:42 pm • 1 0 • view
2020: "President Trump Can't Pronounce 'Yosemite' | NowThis" youtu.be/M4B0GHQWRAo?... youtu.be/Vf4hFCQnrSI?...
apr 29, 2025, 7:01 pm • 4 0 • view
Stop trying to make “Tangerific” happen, Bugs. It’s not going to happen.
apr 29, 2025, 7:45 pm • 3 0 • view
Wow, I totally forgot about Tang 😂
apr 29, 2025, 8:55 pm • 1 0 • view
My father used to say "ding dong!" as a way to avoid cussing in front of the kids, but it always sounded like cussing anyway. "Ding DONG!!!" I'm continuing the tradition.
apr 29, 2025, 6:50 pm • 1 0 • view
Sometimes I just say "Ding Fucking DONG!!" Covers a lot of bases.
apr 29, 2025, 6:50 pm • 3 0 • view
I used "Jesus H. Christ on a cracker!" today.
apr 29, 2025, 8:43 pm • 2 0 • view
Been using 'Jumping Jesus on a pogo stick' for over 35 years thanks to the Dead Milkmen's "Stuart".
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My dad was in the Navy during World War II, and while he was a religious man, he did have an impressive array of profanity when he chose to use it. My favorite: "Last time I saw him he was hanging off the fantail with a broomstick up his ass hollering 'Minesweeper!'" I have no idea what it means.
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Other faves: "He didn't know whether to shit or wind his wristwatch" and "He was busier than a one-legged man in an ass-kicking contest."
apr 29, 2025, 8:53 pm • 1 0 • view
My dad used '... didn't know whether to shit or go blind.' Still in my toolbelt to this day.
apr 29, 2025, 11:26 pm • 2 0 • view
I've definitely heard that last one before.
apr 29, 2025, 8:54 pm • 1 0 • view
"Dagnabbit," "curses," "a pox be upon you," "you have forgotten the face of your father." there are countless ways to spice up expressing your disappointment in someone!
apr 29, 2025, 6:32 pm • 3 0 • view
I try to throw in a bit of Sylvester or whatever the hell Muttley was saying to Dick Dastardly.
apr 29, 2025, 8:05 pm • 3 0 • view
Oh, I’m a keen user of “dag nabbit.” It really rolls off the tongue. “Dad gummit” is quite nice, too.
apr 29, 2025, 6:21 pm • 1 0 • view
They’re all a bunch of varmints, anyway.
apr 29, 2025, 7:18 pm • 0 0 • view
Can we get a Yaba Daba Doo?
apr 29, 2025, 7:32 pm • 0 0 • view
cool beans
apr 30, 2025, 3:23 am • 0 0 • view
What in tarnation!?
apr 29, 2025, 6:40 pm • 0 0 • view
Rassa-frassin.
apr 29, 2025, 6:39 pm • 2 0 • view
I actually say that once in a while, oddly enough.
apr 29, 2025, 7:17 pm • 2 0 • view
Sounds good
apr 29, 2025, 11:41 pm • 0 0 • view
Okay. Whilst reading the news: "Typical couchfuckers!" *said in the Yosemite Sam voice*
apr 29, 2025, 6:30 pm • 4 0 • view
I've been saying that since Saturday morning cartoons were a thing! You can't steal that from me!
apr 29, 2025, 8:02 pm • 0 0 • view
I use dagnabbit frequently. Good choice
apr 29, 2025, 6:13 pm • 5 0 • view
My Granddaughter has started saying "dang nabbit" which she got of "The Loud House" cartoon on youtube... and gang nabbit she's got me doing it as well. Which to be fair is better than me going "f**ks sake" as the alternative.
apr 29, 2025, 9:17 pm • 1 0 • view
Always liked Bugs - "what a maroon!"
apr 30, 2025, 5:28 am • 0 0 • view
As someone who already uses "dag nabbit!" I've been trying to add "consarn it" into my vocab. 😆
apr 29, 2025, 6:16 pm • 2 0 • view
Dadgummit is a favourite of mine
apr 29, 2025, 7:38 pm • 1 0 • view
What in tarnation is solid too
apr 29, 2025, 6:17 pm • 1 0 • view
A touch of Toy Story Jessie for those barely-thwarted moments
apr 29, 2025, 6:17 pm • 2 0 • view
buying stock in Varmint
apr 29, 2025, 6:18 pm • 2 0 • view
I started saying this when I had kids and it stuck, lol. It's good for a lot but doesn't cover times when you need the real cusswords, I found
apr 29, 2025, 6:18 pm • 3 0 • view
Good gravy!
apr 29, 2025, 6:13 pm • 3 0 • view
Gol sarnit!
apr 30, 2025, 3:19 am • 1 0 • view
I was talking with @golikehellmachine.com about how the more the rightwingers curse in their political speeches the more minced my own oaths become. goodness gracious!
apr 29, 2025, 6:18 pm • 0 0 • view
Whoopsie daisy is also a real charmer
apr 29, 2025, 6:19 pm • 4 0 • view
It works.
apr 29, 2025, 6:14 pm • 1 0 • view