Lean all the way into it. Start referring to him as The Undertaker. I don't care. But if we're still talking about Joe Biden in 2028 I will stand next to an airhorn until the overall sensory trauma is so profound that even my vision is affected.
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there's so many things that are incredible obvious hallmarks of Shitty Democrat Politicians but one of my "favorites" is pretending they were on the right side of the issue and history years after the fact
may 16, 2025, 4:02 pm • 4 0 • view
pairs well with trying to deceive people who pay superficial attention about who they are, while acting like everyone who is bagging on them for being a fucking fraud is weird and unserious (see: every rebranding of "let's give business a break! :)" ezra klein capes for every few years)
may 16, 2025, 4:03 pm • 3 0 • view
no Democrat will win my vote in 2028 unless they agree that one thing James Buchanan said was way out of line, you know the one, and things like that really matter right now
may 16, 2025, 3:33 pm • 5 0 • view
The centered did bsky.app/profile/info...
may 17, 2025, 10:37 pm • 0 0 • view
We should talk about Biden's botched eye job where's the Onion's dermatologist's corner? You could diagram the disfigurement of our public figures' figures 'Bungled Botox & Mislaid Facelifts'
may 16, 2025, 3:39 pm • 0 0 • view
They really think there’s going to be a 2028 if they stay the course for 2026 Everyone who votes yes for the only thing we put them there to vote on that year is getting arrested That’s the only way we have ballots in 2028
may 17, 2025, 3:51 pm • 1 0 • view
If we’re still talking about Biden in 2028 we’re deservedly cooked
may 16, 2025, 4:14 pm • 2 0 • view
Biden could be in a senior care center and it wouldn’t change the fact that Trump is in violation of the Constitution and must be removed.
may 16, 2025, 3:28 pm • 11 0 • view
I still see Clinton discourse floating around so we'll probably be fighting about Biden until 2043
may 16, 2025, 3:32 pm • 2 0 • view
Or we can just thank Biden for his "service," which begot Clarence Thomas and Trump 47, and go about fixing the mess he and the party apparatchiks who treat the presidency as prize for their elders created.
may 16, 2025, 3:56 pm • 0 0 • view
I find it hilarious that people use “he didn’t even recognize George Clooney” as proof of his cognitive decline. I saw a recent picture of George Clooney and didn’t recognize him either, ffs
may 16, 2025, 7:18 pm • 18 0 • view
Listen Mr. Onion, there are only four families who are allowed to lead the democratic party which means next up is Jill Biden in 2028 and then Chelsea Clinton in 2032 and oops it seems that I've stabbed myself in both eyes repeatedly
may 16, 2025, 3:47 pm • 3 0 • view
It's not about Biden, it's about all the godawful people in consultant and campaign manager and staffer roles in DC that lost to the worst candidate in history TWICE by doing shit like hiding the decline of a President They will keep doing this same shit and keep losing if we don't confront that
may 16, 2025, 5:56 pm • 15 1 • view
We have been yelling at Dem's that the house is on fire since Reagan's crime spree. Either Harris listened to pundits or she took no advise from pundits, either way it was a disaster that must be addressed. We always knew Hillary would lose. I stood in Pelosi's face in 2006 making that point.
may 16, 2025, 6:13 pm • 2 0 • view
THIS!!!
may 16, 2025, 8:07 pm • 0 0 • view
YES!
may 16, 2025, 7:03 pm • 0 0 • view
Hell, they can't stop talking about Barack and he's been out of office for 8 years.
may 16, 2025, 3:29 pm • 8 0 • view
Biden, old—great. Whatever. The things that do bother me as a dem: Party leaders who lied about his cognitive decline and their pundits who demanded we stop calling republicans weird and forced the party platform right word still having their fucking jobs. Let’s shine a light on those cockroaches.
may 16, 2025, 3:27 pm • 10 0 • view
If Democrats actually try to run Biden in 2028 they’d deserve to lose. We don’t need old people who won’t live to see the consequences of their actions be in charge anymore. Let the new generation have its power.
may 16, 2025, 4:01 pm • 2 0 • view
I would be stunned if they did. Of course I’ve been stunned at a lot of things lately.
may 16, 2025, 4:22 pm • 0 0 • view
They truly don't realize that this would unironically be a better strategy than what they do as a party.
may 16, 2025, 9:00 pm • 1 0 • view
💯
may 16, 2025, 4:28 pm • 0 0 • view
I’m with you on this. Let’s not over analyze it, let’s not get stuck in a blame game that ends the forward movement needed. Do what the Canadians said.
may 16, 2025, 3:35 pm • 1 0 • view
The Clintons, Obama or Biden have nothing to do with the future. But yes, they will all be brought up because we’re a stupid country
may 16, 2025, 3:38 pm • 3 0 • view
Unless Joe Biden runs in 2028, I don't care about 2024. He didn't suddenly become old. Do I wish more pressure had been exerted for him to not run? Yeah. But whatever, we're here. Let's focus on the menace objectively making things worse.
may 16, 2025, 3:41 pm • 4 0 • view
Vote Airhorn 2028 on the Airhorn - Giant Blender ticket
may 16, 2025, 3:35 pm • 0 0 • view
youtu.be/agZKF7U5s8A?...
may 16, 2025, 4:10 pm • 0 0 • view