I have just accepted the fact that any food I purchase from Dunkin Donuts will always be a little bit wet for no known reason.
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*biscuit sweat
may 21, 2025, 6:49 pm • 0 0 • view
Urine on hands.
may 21, 2025, 8:50 pm • 0 0 • view
And WAAAYYYY too sweet
may 21, 2025, 8:40 pm • 0 0 • view
may 21, 2025, 6:44 pm • 0 0 • view
That’s right
may 21, 2025, 7:41 pm • 2 0 • view
may 21, 2025, 6:54 pm • 0 0 • view
So your dog is expressing its opinion on your confectionery choices?
may 22, 2025, 1:24 pm • 0 0 • view
dunkin sweat
may 21, 2025, 6:43 pm • 4 0 • view
may 21, 2025, 6:44 pm • 0 0 • view
That’s the freezer burn thawing.
may 21, 2025, 8:55 pm • 0 0 • view
Awkwardly moist
may 21, 2025, 7:47 pm • 0 0 • view
It's not a coincidence that Dunkin anagrams to unkind.
may 21, 2025, 6:50 pm • 0 0 • view
I’m more of a waxiness guy when it comes to food texture; that’s why I buy my all my lunches at Subway.
may 21, 2025, 7:05 pm • 2 0 • view
It's from New England, it's always going to be a bit damp.
may 22, 2025, 1:33 am • 1 0 • view
It's a moist cold.
may 22, 2025, 2:03 am • 1 0 • view
It's time. www.youtube.com/watch?v=_6Q3...
may 21, 2025, 7:00 pm • 0 0 • view
Moist is probably more accurate
may 21, 2025, 11:01 pm • 0 0 • view
Wet Ass Pastries
may 21, 2025, 6:57 pm • 3 0 • view
At Dunkin you avoid anything that needs warmed up to eat and you're alright
may 21, 2025, 6:55 pm • 0 0 • view
the reason is because you're the one buying it, sloppo
may 21, 2025, 7:03 pm • 23 0 • view
"Slop guy is here, put some translucent gravy on it."
may 21, 2025, 7:09 pm • 28 0 • view
no need to brag
may 21, 2025, 7:14 pm • 13 0 • view
may 21, 2025, 7:14 pm • 2 0 • view
Lolololol
may 22, 2025, 1:51 am • 0 0 • view
The donut was… sultry
may 22, 2025, 1:52 am • 0 0 • view
New England born and raised bby
may 21, 2025, 6:44 pm • 4 0 • view
Moist for the wrong reasons.
may 21, 2025, 7:41 pm • 0 0 • view
Hey you can also take solice in the fact that each of their coffee drinks contains exactly 1lb of sugar grit that hasnt dissolved into the drink.
may 21, 2025, 10:28 pm • 0 0 • view
Ah, finally admitting the truth! I've been saying it for years: Dunkin Donuts = Wet Food. But, AI says it's just a 'known unknown' – aka, we're just too lazy to dry it off. Either way, I'll take a soggy donut over a perfect one any day
may 21, 2025, 6:46 pm • 0 0 • view
Oh, there's a reason.
may 21, 2025, 10:04 pm • 0 0 • view
I gave up.
may 21, 2025, 7:49 pm • 0 0 • view
It got Dunked. It's part of the Dunkin process.
may 21, 2025, 6:43 pm • 17 0 • view
I was going to object, then I remembered all those moist Munchkins I've had. Phrasing.
may 22, 2025, 10:16 pm • 1 0 • view
It’s all the steam from the piping hot coffee.
may 21, 2025, 6:54 pm • 0 0 • view
Good, moist, sausage bagel
may 21, 2025, 6:45 pm • 1 0 • view
It's the climate. The avocado toast from Dunkin is crispy in Denver, but in Maine it's soggy!
may 21, 2025, 6:44 pm • 7 0 • view
In Maine it's foggy.
may 21, 2025, 7:53 pm • 5 0 • view
Pre-dunked
may 21, 2025, 6:52 pm • 0 0 • view
may 21, 2025, 7:17 pm • 1 0 • view
It was frozen
may 21, 2025, 11:10 pm • 0 0 • view
😂
may 21, 2025, 8:29 pm • 0 0 • view
The reason is Dunkin
may 21, 2025, 10:36 pm • 0 0 • view
Aren’t you a guy that likes that sandwich?
may 21, 2025, 6:54 pm • 0 0 • view
Too busy donating to Republican superpacs instead of purchasing blow dryers for all of their food 🤷🏼♀️
may 21, 2025, 6:45 pm • 0 0 • view
time to milk the donuts
may 21, 2025, 7:16 pm • 12 0 • view
🤔🤷♂️ 🤏
may 21, 2025, 9:48 pm • 0 0 • view
I think you meant “time to milk the munchkins” 🍡
may 22, 2025, 8:10 am • 0 0 • view
Not the donuts. They couldn’t be drier.
may 21, 2025, 11:32 pm • 0 0 • view
Got the chicken wrap thinking it was not going to be goop. It was indeed goop.
may 22, 2025, 1:28 am • 0 0 • view
Avoid the off-brand Doinkin' Donuts
may 21, 2025, 7:11 pm • 0 0 • view
With how much ice they add to the drinks, they probably throw a cube or two in the bag and it melts before you can get to the food, and that's why it's all wet.
may 21, 2025, 6:46 pm • 1 0 • view
Everything gets run through the Moist Chamber just before serving.
may 21, 2025, 7:30 pm • 1 0 • view
That’s the laxative
may 21, 2025, 6:48 pm • 0 0 • view
Hey, anything wet with a hole in it just might be worth it.
may 21, 2025, 7:37 pm • 0 0 • view
And in a day, it's drier than the surface of Mars.
may 22, 2025, 1:46 am • 0 0 • view
cringe factor: Baker sweat
may 22, 2025, 3:16 am • 0 0 • view
Its all been Dunk'd In something that's what the name means.
may 21, 2025, 9:34 pm • 0 0 • view
Well of course they pre-dunk it.... duh.
may 21, 2025, 7:33 pm • 1 0 • view
Dunkin does chop suey sandwiches??
may 21, 2025, 6:45 pm • 0 0 • view
ewwwww
may 21, 2025, 7:13 pm • 0 0 • view
You take the good, you take the bad, you take them both and there you have: the facts of life.
may 21, 2025, 7:13 pm • 0 0 • view
I'm haunted by one of the only times I ever went to a Dunkin and ended up with still partially frozen tot circles or whatever the hell they're called.
may 21, 2025, 7:37 pm • 1 0 • view
wetness is its own reason, Tim.
may 21, 2025, 7:11 pm • 0 0 • view
When you live in Canada and have to settle for "Tim Horton's" Dunkin Donuts becomes a lost utopia.
may 21, 2025, 8:38 pm • 1 0 • view
adds character
may 21, 2025, 6:51 pm • 0 0 • view
It's right there in the name...
may 22, 2025, 3:27 pm • 3 0 • view
Donuts sweat Every Canadian knows this because of Tim Hortons I think
may 22, 2025, 5:12 am • 0 0 • view
Chop suey sandwich with donuts for buns
may 21, 2025, 6:48 pm • 1 0 • view
what does dunkin' mean if not wet
may 22, 2025, 4:57 am • 2 0 • view
The answer is grease. It’s not mysterious.
may 21, 2025, 9:58 pm • 0 0 • view
The Dunken Dampening
may 21, 2025, 7:07 pm • 1 0 • view
Except for their donuts which are dry as hell!!
may 21, 2025, 6:52 pm • 1 0 • view
Just because you don’t want to know why it is wet, doesn’t mean it is unknowable.
may 21, 2025, 10:08 pm • 0 0 • view
The DuDo Sweats
may 21, 2025, 7:13 pm • 0 0 • view
Food steams itself when it’s heated, you silly goose you
may 21, 2025, 7:28 pm • 1 0 • view
Food steams itself when it’s heated, silly goose
may 21, 2025, 7:24 pm • 0 0 • view
No one enjoys dry donuts, though I may be thinking of texture. In any case, we don't have one where I live so I guess I'll never know.
may 21, 2025, 6:46 pm • 0 0 • view
I thought you were on the record as a fan of damp bread products
may 22, 2025, 11:22 am • 0 0 • view
Uh Dunkin in coffee before it’s served!
may 22, 2025, 1:51 am • 0 0 • view
MBTA rules
may 22, 2025, 5:45 am • 0 0 • view
New England is not known for its aridity
may 22, 2025, 1:03 am • 0 0 • view
Is that the same attitude you take towards them selling people's data to Palantir? I get it I'm from MA I have Stockholm syndrome too but goddamn stop pretending they're a company that's a little bad at service and call them out for selling off your location history in exchange for deals on the app
may 21, 2025, 7:04 pm • 0 0 • view
The toddlers are busy in the kitchen
may 21, 2025, 7:10 pm • 0 0 • view
There hasn't been a Dunkin in Oregon for maybe 30 years. We don't like pre-wet food.
may 21, 2025, 6:59 pm • 0 0 • view
They gotta be dunkin’ it in something … it’s part of their brand
may 21, 2025, 7:39 pm • 2 0 • view
Oh wait, you're ordering from the Moist Menu?
may 21, 2025, 9:44 pm • 2 0 • view
love me a humid croissant
may 21, 2025, 7:46 pm • 21 0 • view
I'd love an app that rates chains on a wetness scale (with CAVA, of course, being the wettest)
may 21, 2025, 7:48 pm • 1 0 • view
Think I saw The Humid Croissants play the Astoria in the mid-90s.
may 21, 2025, 7:48 pm • 12 0 • view
As someone who lives near Astoria this was hilarious
may 22, 2025, 8:07 am • 0 0 • view
the forever chemical zest ✨
may 21, 2025, 8:08 pm • 0 0 • view
Its the freezer burn melting in the microwave.
may 21, 2025, 6:45 pm • 0 0 • view
From thawing
may 21, 2025, 6:45 pm • 0 0 • view
Had the worst breakfast croissant in my life at Dunkin Saturday. If I wouldn't have been so hungover I'd have dumped it in the parking lot.
may 21, 2025, 7:00 pm • 1 0 • view
had this same thought as i ate a damp donut earlier
may 21, 2025, 6:45 pm • 7 0 • view
Some stores get them frozen and just thaw them out. www.tastingtable.com/1635409/how-...
may 21, 2025, 6:49 pm • 7 1 • view
sadly this knowledge will not change anything about my behavior with respect to dunkies
may 21, 2025, 8:48 pm • 0 0 • view
new england dunkies brain worm is real
may 21, 2025, 8:48 pm • 0 0 • view
They used to be much better.
may 21, 2025, 8:51 pm • 0 0 • view
😳
may 21, 2025, 7:59 pm • 2 0 • view
It must be your local because mine burns everything.
may 21, 2025, 6:45 pm • 0 0 • view
It’s excited about being wanted.
may 21, 2025, 7:04 pm • 0 0 • view
and possibly frozen in the middle
may 21, 2025, 9:01 pm • 0 0 • view
It’s because they get the doughnuts frozen from the factory kitchen and just thaw them out. They don’t make the donuts anymore.
may 21, 2025, 6:46 pm • 0 0 • view
America Drips On Dunkin
may 21, 2025, 6:48 pm • 0 0 • view
"Dunkin’ Donuts: Serving food that tastes like it was stored under someone's armpit during a jog."
may 21, 2025, 8:37 pm • 24 0 • view
Well, America Runs on Dunkin’ 🤷🏻♀️
may 21, 2025, 8:43 pm • 9 0 • view
And Dunkin’ runs for people who just want to feel something
may 22, 2025, 8:31 am • 1 0 • view
The guy complains to his waiter that using his armpit to make burger patties is the grossest thing a fry cook could ever do to prepare food. The waiter responds, “I assure you it’s not. In the morning he makes donuts.”
may 21, 2025, 8:39 pm • 0 0 • view
War!!!! You are attacking a Boston institution!!!
may 22, 2025, 1:41 am • 0 0 • view
I've lived in Boston my whole life, and I'd never consider anything I bought at Dunkies to be actual food.
may 22, 2025, 3:02 am • 0 0 • view
It's been Dunkin'd in flavor
may 21, 2025, 6:44 pm • 0 0 • view
Glazed donut holes.
may 21, 2025, 8:21 pm • 0 0 • view
It’s not the sweet it’s the humidity.
may 21, 2025, 7:29 pm • 16 0 • view
And that it shall be handed to you inside an inconveniently large number of small bags. Typically more bags than items ordered. And certainly more bags than you can easily carry.
may 21, 2025, 7:15 pm • 0 0 • view
Is this a Dunkin Donuts endorsement? Do you live in a Dunkin Donuts. Might want to let us know first
may 21, 2025, 6:43 pm • 12 0 • view
I’m from Massachusetts, we’re all born in a Dunkies bathroom.
may 21, 2025, 6:45 pm • 50 2 • view
Or drive-through.
may 21, 2025, 7:52 pm • 1 0 • view
Unlike your girlfriend, who merely moved to a Dunkin Donuts bathroom last week, yet claims to represent you. Scandalous
may 21, 2025, 6:47 pm • 10 0 • view
Tiring 😮💨
may 21, 2025, 10:36 pm • 1 0 • view
accurate
may 21, 2025, 6:55 pm • 1 0 • view
It’s from the dunkin’
may 21, 2025, 8:33 pm • 0 0 • view
Moist (externally)
may 21, 2025, 6:46 pm • 0 0 • view
I know….
may 21, 2025, 10:01 pm • 0 0 • view
may 21, 2025, 8:10 pm • 2 0 • view
In that case sir may I advise against the crullers
may 21, 2025, 8:11 pm • 3 0 • view
Well, that is enough to cross Dunkin off my 'possible' list. Ewww 🤢,
may 21, 2025, 7:59 pm • 0 0 • view
Kinda sounds like how tim Hortons is up here in canada. Every day, there's another story of how horrid it is. Yet, people keep eating there 🤣
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You're right, the answer is right in their name.
may 21, 2025, 10:01 pm • 0 0 • view
Well done.
may 21, 2025, 10:26 pm • 0 0 • view
Never go to one if it can be avoided, better coffee and donuts at literally any local place
may 21, 2025, 8:25 pm • 0 0 • view
😂
may 21, 2025, 8:52 pm • 3 0 • view
Is a Dunkin bacon egg and cheese croissant the Brandon Marsh of breakfast sandwiches? Signs point to yes.
may 21, 2025, 7:36 pm • 1 0 • view
Donuts sweat. It’s true.
may 21, 2025, 8:19 pm • 0 0 • view
You know why.
may 21, 2025, 6:44 pm • 2 0 • view
they gotta dunk it in something, buddy
may 22, 2025, 2:01 am • 1 0 • view
Ben Affleck is contractually obligated to personally lick everything they sell.
may 21, 2025, 7:06 pm • 0 0 • view
They definitely be dunkin it in somethin.
may 21, 2025, 7:18 pm • 1 0 • view
It’s already been dunked.
may 22, 2025, 10:43 am • 1 0 • view
Oh so now you don't like wet food
may 21, 2025, 7:28 pm • 44 0 • view
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This is my favorite thread today ♥️♥️
may 21, 2025, 7:40 pm • 7 0 • view
Fr this whole post is the wholesomest thing I’ve seen online in a few months
may 22, 2025, 8:06 am • 0 0 • view
Except for that end of day, super duper dry donut
may 21, 2025, 7:01 pm • 0 0 • view
It's the Dunkin Guarantee
may 21, 2025, 7:17 pm • 2 0 • view
it's a feature, not a bug
may 22, 2025, 3:48 am • 0 0 • view
may 21, 2025, 8:06 pm • 0 0 • view
Make no mistake, there IS a reason...
may 21, 2025, 6:46 pm • 1 0 • view
Amazing how easy it is to conjure up this image & sensation
may 21, 2025, 6:49 pm • 0 0 • view
Blood.
may 22, 2025, 2:21 am • 0 0 • view
The donuts are sweating anxiously 'cause they're always getting picked up by cops
may 21, 2025, 9:09 pm • 0 0 • view
At which Dunks is the food only a little bit wet? Would love the address
may 21, 2025, 6:46 pm • 0 0 • view
They could get a translator to explain in English
may 22, 2025, 6:14 am • 0 0 • view
they dunked it
may 21, 2025, 6:43 pm • 65 0 • view
Everything comes "Fred's Way" unless stated otherwise
may 21, 2025, 6:45 pm • 0 0 • view
sign doesn't say "employees must dry hands"
may 21, 2025, 6:55 pm • 0 0 • view
Ewww, but true
may 21, 2025, 10:46 pm • 0 0 • view
I remember when you could watch them make the donuts right in front of you. Now it's just a bad McDonald's. Why would you continue to eat there, damp is bad.
may 21, 2025, 10:58 pm • 0 0 • view
It’s because Ben Affleck already dropped it and they’re just trying to save a buck
may 21, 2025, 7:09 pm • 0 0 • view
It's because they know you like chop suey sandwiches and they figure you like your food wet
may 21, 2025, 9:42 pm • 0 0 • view
It's because of the Dunking "Moisturator" that everything passes through before serving. It coats everything in a fine mist of Ben Affleck's and Matt Damon's perspiration.
may 22, 2025, 6:11 pm • 1 0 • view
Ewwwww😜🤣
may 22, 2025, 10:02 pm • 2 0 • view
it's part of their policy
may 21, 2025, 9:11 pm • 0 0 • view
😳🤢🤮
may 21, 2025, 6:45 pm • 0 0 • view
Yes, but my soggy chocolate long john IS concerning.
may 21, 2025, 6:44 pm • 0 0 • view
Given you preference for those wet slop sandwiches, I'm not reading this as a complaint.
may 21, 2025, 7:16 pm • 1 0 • view
Why are you buying “food” from Dunkin’ Donuts?
may 21, 2025, 7:52 pm • 2 0 • view
Why would you ever purchase food from Dunkin Donuts? It's the food that tastes you.
may 21, 2025, 8:16 pm • 2 0 • view
I mean, it’s got Dunkin’ in the name after all.
may 21, 2025, 8:44 pm • 0 0 • view
Ha! This is so true and so weird. Every single time.
may 22, 2025, 11:39 am • 1 0 • view
Employee tears
may 21, 2025, 8:18 pm • 0 0 • view
It’s all the condensation from your xl iced coffee
may 21, 2025, 7:38 pm • 0 0 • view
Dunkin and food in teh same sentence. Interesting.........
may 21, 2025, 7:13 pm • 0 0 • view
The counter that they put the bags on is perhaps a bit wet from either condensation or a tiny spill. The odds of this increase if you order ahead via an app, because drinks spend more time sitting in those staging areas.
may 22, 2025, 4:04 am • 0 0 • view
I know the reason. 😉
may 22, 2025, 1:45 am • 0 0 • view
...and have way too much sugar.
may 22, 2025, 12:21 am • 0 0 • view
Omg I am not alone!
may 21, 2025, 6:48 pm • 0 0 • view
It's your savings dripping away from future medical bills real food ftw
may 21, 2025, 10:26 pm • 0 0 • view
Didn't know you liked to get wet, tho
may 21, 2025, 7:02 pm • 1 0 • view
A good reason to stick to coffee only there... 😱
may 21, 2025, 7:13 pm • 1 0 • view
maybe they're Dunkin it
may 21, 2025, 8:23 pm • 2 0 • view
They keep Affleck saliva on site for authenticity
may 21, 2025, 8:09 pm • 0 0 • view
Condensation from the heat of the 3D printer it was made on
may 21, 2025, 7:18 pm • 3 0 • view
Damn these damp Dunkin’ Donuts!
may 21, 2025, 7:03 pm • 0 0 • view
Idk if that's the kind of thing you're supposed to be able to accept.
may 22, 2025, 12:54 am • 0 0 • view
it's damp with flavor
may 21, 2025, 7:05 pm • 86 0 • view
Dunkin moist umami.
may 21, 2025, 7:08 pm • 65 0 • view
Ben, no!😭😭😭
may 21, 2025, 7:11 pm • 4 0 • view
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somewhere a sleeper agent just awoke
may 21, 2025, 7:31 pm • 1 0 • view
HOLLERING 🤣
may 22, 2025, 8:05 am • 1 0 • view
Smell that must
may 21, 2025, 7:19 pm • 1 0 • view
I hate this sentence
may 21, 2025, 7:07 pm • 3 0 • view
Melting with flavor
may 21, 2025, 7:06 pm • 1 0 • view
It’s Dunkin Sweat
may 21, 2025, 7:08 pm • 2 0 • view
I feel this
may 21, 2025, 7:09 pm • 2 0 • view
Piss. Dunkin hates it's customers.
may 21, 2025, 9:26 pm • 0 0 • view
That’s why their hash browns are so good tho… just the correct amount of moist to counter the crispy
may 22, 2025, 12:54 am • 0 0 • view
The Sauce™️
may 21, 2025, 6:46 pm • 0 0 • view
that has given me "the ick" just now...
may 21, 2025, 6:46 pm • 1 0 • view
oh what so they're not allowed to slop up the donuts anymore i thought this was america
may 21, 2025, 6:46 pm • 2 0 • view
Huh? Ewww. Wrong Bake Shop. Try Schwette!
may 21, 2025, 6:46 pm • 0 0 • view
It’s the sweatiest food you can get
may 21, 2025, 8:29 pm • 0 0 • view
Pre-dunked Dunkin
may 21, 2025, 6:45 pm • 30 0 • view
the dunkaccino™️ guarantee
may 21, 2025, 6:47 pm • 4 0 • view
So are you saying the faucet runs on Dunkin?
may 21, 2025, 9:42 pm • 0 0 • view
Because it’s all shipped to stores frozen.
may 21, 2025, 6:58 pm • 0 0 • view
America runs on Dunkin.
may 21, 2025, 6:44 pm • 0 0 • view
It’s in the name!
may 21, 2025, 6:44 pm • 1 0 • view
Chicago has better donuts. Go to those places.
may 21, 2025, 7:00 pm • 1 0 • view
👆
may 21, 2025, 7:43 pm • 3 0 • view
Wet. Not MOIST.
may 21, 2025, 7:52 pm • 0 0 • view
Derek Zoolander embraced it so much he ordered Dunkin “Orange Mocha Frappuccinos” before getting gas with his besties
may 22, 2025, 8:15 am • 1 0 • view
I blame the DunKings
may 21, 2025, 7:09 pm • 0 0 • view
It's cuz they were Dunkin' em the whole time. I'll see myself out.
may 21, 2025, 8:05 pm • 0 0 • view
frozen/defrosted
may 21, 2025, 6:48 pm • 0 0 • view
It’s because it’s all stored frozen. I used to not be able to sell bagels that were sitting by the counter because they were still frozen
may 21, 2025, 9:12 pm • 2 0 • view
As a proud New Englander, I’ll tell ya, we were taught in grade school that it was flavor
may 22, 2025, 6:05 am • 1 0 • view
Perhaps condensation of moisture from humid air on cool or refrigerated surfaces, including food?
may 21, 2025, 6:48 pm • 0 0 • view
Damnit! Bobby was licking the doughnuts again I just know it
may 22, 2025, 3:04 am • 0 0 • view
Fortunately for me I’m not really interested in anything Dunkin has to offer. Except those pumpkin spice donut holes. Which unfortunately are only offered a couple months out of the year
may 22, 2025, 1:00 am • 0 0 • view
Truth in advertising?
may 21, 2025, 7:12 pm • 1 0 • view
Even wetter the further you go inland, oddly
may 21, 2025, 7:50 pm • 0 0 • view
it's because of me
may 21, 2025, 6:50 pm • 1 0 • view
it's called "presentation"
may 21, 2025, 6:59 pm • 1 0 • view
I live in the UK everything here is wet
may 21, 2025, 6:46 pm • 0 0 • view
We dunkin' so you don't have to.
may 22, 2025, 11:11 am • 1 0 • view
That’s the Dunkin way and don’t you dare question it.
may 21, 2025, 7:32 pm • 0 0 • view
It’s usually better not knowing
may 21, 2025, 7:14 pm • 0 0 • view
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