Don’t do Ayahuasca kids

Remember when this guy was considered a generational quarterback potentially in the GOAT conversation? Feel like there’s a strong negative correlation between that and his belief in “vaccine super-cancer”

Best meme ever!

If Joe Rogan responds to you with "yeah I'm not buying into that," it's time to retire from football and from talking into microphones.

❗️Snake! The nanomachines!

What about dipshits on a podcast? When is anyone going to talk about the cancer they cause??

fucking windmill cancer, man

How many concussions has he had? Not an excuse for his crazy but a possible explanation…

Aaron Rogers. Proof that football causes brain damage.

Does anyone remember the TV series "the outer limits"? We know how messing with vaccine nanobots will end...

Listen, the man voluntarily signed with the NY Jets so clearly all those blows to the head have not impacted his judgement in any way.

If vaccines caused turbo cancer, humanity would have died off already.

What about shooting up all those roids. I wonder if it affected his brain.

Cool song, bro. www.youtube.com/watch?v=CSPv...

#CTE

Seeing what his government charges for insulin he thinks they're giving away nanobots for free?

These people think microchips are literally microscopic. They are just the dumbest conspiracy brained morons this side of the equator!

what is a nanobot?

Sounds like a libby gender identity to me. Best we ban it.

The two dumbest guys earth

Damn it who told him about the nanobots, he wasn't supposed to know

I hate that I'm even on the same continent as Rogan.

yeahhhh i'm not buying that, he said with the casual flare of someone refusing yet another cookie, I've had enough for now I'll have another one later.

I enjoy the additional 5G range I received as part of my vaccination.

I won’t trust nanobot info from a QB with only one ring. Let’s hear Tom Brady’s opinion.

My "What about the nanobots?" T-shirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my shirt.

You'd think somebody with a microscope would have given us at least a glimpse of these nanobots by now, yet here we are, botless.

Nanobots get mechaturbocancer. 😢

Jesus fucking Christ

Gee, so strange he’s still unsigned.

How in the FUCK did these people get to be so FUCKING stupid? It's like a special skill or gene or something...

Well, what abut them? #NanobotsRreal

The stupidest always think they're the smartest one in the room...

Yep, Democrats definitely need their version of this.

WE're losing because we're not paying enough attention to the stoned conspiracy theory voter. If we can't talk about the pillars the pyramids are built on top of, how can we change medicaid?!

I was just thinking about this recently… the narrative right now is that democrats need to get better messaging, yet the guy who won was on stage talking about dick sizes, Hannibal Lecter, blatant racism, and much more. What exactly is the messaging problem?

There is no messaging problem. The problem is both parties are filled with psychopaths. The majority of Democratic representatives in Congress are voting to send bombs to be dropped on starving children. They’re in a racist psychosis.

Srsly

You need the botonan, it’s the only antidote. It used to be called the stobonan, but that didn’t poll so well.

They turn peens into nanopeens.

what about them?

OmG Rodgers,.. just STFU.. maybe you should do the NFL a solid and retire to go work with RFKJR...it's a better fit for you

When I scream at the top of my lungs out of abject horror & frustration & realize there are idiots believing this pile of rancid horse shit & fat ass nodding his head as PhD neuroscientist Rodger’s drools & spews Fuck off the lot of em

"Turbocancer Nanobots" is the name of my new djent band

I had to google, then youtube "djent music", but now; yes!

It’s one of my favorite They Might Be Giants albums!

I wish.

"Turbocancer".... Bro needs a shrink.

m.youtube.com/watch?v=cFMu...

My nanobots turn my microplastics into wolverine-like claws. It's awesome.

Why doesn’t he wear a tinfoil hat at this point?

What about the vaccine giving me 5G access? I can’t even pick up local radio. What about that Aaron?

Well probably you did not get those nanobots, they are needed for maintaining the 5G

You'll have to pry my nanobots out of my cold dead hands.

ffs

Sounds like he’s been watching too much Agent Cody Banks

Calling my spunk Nanobens

I’d like to either skip ahead to AI nanobots in my body or move to a cabin in the woods. This slow burn Idiocracy we live in is getting old

Why does he need to clamp his head on?

What about 'em?

Hit in the head to many times

They turn you into a bisexual.

I’ve heard, though can’t confirm, they’re like magnets. How do they work, the poet once said… or something

@steelers

If he had been vaxed the nanobots could have mended that torn Achilles at halftime & he would have been good as new by the 3rd quarter.

Like George Carlin said “that guys full of shit or he’s fucking nuts”, covered both in one clip

Small but mighty. There will be rumblings.

Wow! He was able to out-stupid Joe Rogan. Impressive! “Vaccines destroying women’s eggs?” Yes, it’s happening. “Vaccines giving people the ‘turbo cancer’?” Oh yes, of course. “Nanobots in vaccines?” I’m not believing that… but I’m open to believing it if I hear more conspiracies about it

They're a feature, not a bug.

Son of Uncle Fester and the Greazy Weasel could use some nanobots in their brains

If you only had the audio of this, you would swear it was recorded at a Denny's at about 2 am after a couple guys smoked enough weed to fog out the local airport.

thats basically the idea. Joe realized he had 2 options: 1: put in effort, be educated and informed about established facts from reputable sources, and be at the mercy of public scrutiny, but put goodness out into the world. Or 2: pander to loyal conspiracy theorists / average joes, with low effort.

"AVERAGE JOES!" That should be the name of the show. He didn't have enough creativity so he named it after himself. You just figured the whole thing out! GENIUS!

Frankly, I think it's all that cheese he wore on his head while playing for Wisconsin. That can't be good for your brain.

Can’t wait to tell my kid one of his favorite storybooks is real life.

I want an injection of nonabots, bots that bake nice cookies and always carry hard caramel candies in their robot purses

It’s true, I was the nanobot

I’m sorry, the what? It’s noon. I haven’t had any alcohol yet.

Too many hits to the head.

One too many concussions.

The transition of Rogers from a QB to a DB is complete. What a fucking asshat.

I’m starting to notice a direct correlation between being an asshole rich guy and not being able to handle psychedelics in a specific way that makes you possessed by that chiropractic ghost

[Jacob from Lost voice] what about the nanobots, Ben?

Nanobots from the reptilian planet of Sssocosskiss. Obama is a reptilian. They are everywhere, except the Trump regime of course. /s en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reptili...

“There was a lot of chatter, inside the idiot community, about nanobots”

They’re putting microchips in the vaccines! They’re putting Creepy Crawlies in the microchips, man! The kids are growing up with animal hair! You can tell if you touch it!

This would be fine in the sense that just like two dudes take some drugs and speculate on some bullshit but there’s like millions of people who think this shits a credible source.

LOL. Has Rogers signed with Pittsburgh yet, if so, good luck with the QAnon side show.

This dude been "trippin" too many Ayahuasca ceremonies

Are they Decepticons or Autobots?

Who would have thought that the eventual collapse of society would be caused almost entirely by good, old fashioned stupidity?

What a loon!

These people are chocked full of fear of imaginary sci-fi tech. Brain control nanobots surreptitiously placed in mRNA vaccines! Jewish Space Lasers. Secret Alien Lizard People! Our savior is a billionaire Nazi space pioneer who will free us with his Mars colony!

And what about the pollution of our precious bodily fluids?

that's how they get FOXDIE into you

Oh god, is this another toy I have to buy my children. We already have micro bots and teeny tiny cutie bots!

It’s bots all the way down

Watch out for them nanobots. I hear with tariffs…they might be expensive for Christmas this year.

The nanobots are what kills the cancer, Aaron.

to say something that even makes Joe say, "yeah Idk about that one man" instead of leaving it open ended

Joe, Aaron… are the nanobots in the room with us now?

Why won’t the media talk about the little robots in my veins

What if these nanobots give you super powers 👀

Big Nanobot is silencing my views!

Big Nanobot, also known as Microbot

Best gif I could find, unfortunately.

dumb conspiracy nonsense

So that’s why I got dizzy the other day?!

Cal just let's anyone in who can throw a ball? But seriously, this guy has never had to think critically his entire life and it shows.

Is watching/listening to this akin to the gawping at a car crash kind of thing? Is that why don’t just switch the inane bullshit off?

Christ on a cracker these people are stupid.

Kook

🎶 Grow them in the cracks in the sidewalk 🎶

These are the same people who think Elon's Neuralink is cool.😏

People always forgetting the nanobots

The nanobot revolution will be glorious. We'll all be forced to do our own work. The nanobots won't be our slaves any longer.

Yes we need this but for the left

Footballers get hit in the head a lot. This doesn't get talked about enough.

Question: Can I hack into my own nanobots to see if they can run Doom?

If Elon Musk did it (or claimed to be working on it), they’d be full-throated supporting it.

Sometimes I think we were better off when “broadcasting” was reserved for people with a license. At least there was *some* recourse to accountability and you had to work harder and fall down ever more obscure holes to find this kind of nonsense.

We’ll have to send in the picobots and then the femtobots. 🤷🏻‍♂️

Just a couple of normal dudes asking questions.

some people take the tenth doctor way too literally.

I got nanabots instead and now I have an uncontrollable compulsion to give everyone I see a hard candy and remind them to dress warmly

The Democrats definitely need more podcasts like this one, to connect with the bros and start winning elections

If this is how the bros think, they're unreachable.

Yep, that’s for sure!

My vaccine had a horrible side effect and they instead injected battle bots.

I asked specifically for battle bots but they had already used their supply.

Did you fail to buy the meme coin?

One of my top five all time failures.

He’s an abuser of women. Why is anyone listening to this psychopath?

Lots of people are talking about the nanobots

I mean, Joe must need a lot time, to ask a lot of questions after all that. 🙃

The Steelers next QB says what?

Pittsburgh Steelers must be sooo proud.