Dems running Elon vs Trump in 2028 just to prove how captured they are

Except no one is saying this You are falling for propaganda

Have you seen what the Democrats are up to lately?

Agreeing with a post, though dumb af and no fan of newsom, is not the same as saying we will adopt musk as our antihero

Nationalizing all his companies would be a much better strategy.

Another bad take by Politico. Ro Khanna, who has known Musk for years, and Richie Torres are the only Democrats suggesting here that a dialogue with Musk could be valuable. No one should be offering an olive branch to the one most responsible for destroying USAID and so much more.

Democrats should take him back? Nah. South Africa can take him back

Don’t send him to those poor people. They are dealing with enough. Where’d his daddy come from? Send him there!

The mines yearn for him

Prison. Confiscate everything.

No "Dems" are doing this. It's the same idiots that want a leftist Joe Rogan. Literal idiots that probably want us on crypto.

I thought Ro Khanna was cool but apparently he sucks shit.

admin gonna nationalize his companies

If we hardwire this drug addled eugenicist into our infrastructure, I will do a mission impossible.

no it's a private equity style move to transfer Musk's wealth to the Boss

Lol! If Trump successfully bankrupts Elon, I will laugh so hard!

the guy heiling hitler. they want the guy heiling hitler to give them money. is their plan to heil hitler too

NFW.

He's not anybody's ally. He's the same type of self-centered creep as Trump.

This must be more of his PR shit.. trying to come back. Fuck that nasty ass natzi!

Ro Khanna just gave away his game for cash. Way to kill a potential presidential run before it starts.

They fuckin better not

It's the whole "You knew who I was when you took me in" narrative all over again.

Ally? A fascist? Why? What do they need him for?

So anyone who expresses horror at genocide is an antisemite and might be disappeared or deported, but the world's most powerful man gives Hitler salutes and that's not a problem. Riiiight.

I'm a single issue voter and I want all tech CEOs to make our lives progressively worse while they overdose on elephant tranquilizers every weekend

It's the only rational position.

Of course it’s Ro Khanna and Ritchie Torres saying this. Idiots.

Ally? No. Hoping the feud spills out in public and we get all the dirty details? Hell yes.

Absolutely he can and take these fuckers with him

are these losers trying to manufacture consent again? has that ever worked?

No…Elon is HOPING Dems are gullible enough to eye a villain-to-ally arc… and… it ain’t gonna happen.

Something something toad, something something scorpion.

And he’ll be so high on ketamine that he won’t know who’s doing it

The only arc is villain to greater villain to insignificance.

This is the most Dem thing to ever Dem.

Yeah, fuck that ally shit. He needs to go to prison or be deported... glad he's telling the truth all of a sudden, but fuck that guy. Let him talk. Let him hang everyone in this administration, but make sure the end of that rope is firmly around his throat.

oh please god no please god oh no no no what the fuck

Oh sure, a drug addicted white supremacist who thinks he's god's gift to the world? What could possibly go wrong?

The enemy of my enemy is still my enemy. There is no redemption arc for this drug added Nazi. #TeslaTakedown

*addled

He can fuck himself like foreveeeerrrr!

HE'S NOT AN ALLY. And he's certainly not a friend.

No tf we do not eye that

sorry, dogefather; too late for this bullshit

Dems, not the voting block strapped to them while drowning.

in the neck... TWICE ON SUNDAY!!

Uh. No.

Yeah, don't take Trump's sloppy seconds. Particularly when it's a drug-addled manchild who just murdered hundreds of children, hamstrung America, stole all of our data, and shut down all of the investigations against his companies that might have cut his massive government welfare checks.

Don’t forget that he GAVE all of that data to Russia, the USA’s worst non-domestic enemy. Americans will be suffering credit disasters, identity theft, & fraud for decades to come even if they are able to wrest control of their country back.

Yeah, and honestly, I wouldn't be surprised if we find out that he gave it to China too. His businesses are in deep there and all of his government destruction was a massive gift not only to himself, but to China's global dominance.

I guess we gotta destroy russia

Not that I advocate for violence, but I have a feeling even Russia would be better off if the regime changed in Russia. Maybe Zelenskyy will achieve greater success than the world thought possible?

Unrespectfully

With "friends" like this who needs enemies?

Wow. The USA is such a weird country. And not in a good way.

Never has my enemy’s enemy been less my friend

He’s as reliable an ally as Donald Trump is. Ask Trump’s former close friends.

People get mad at me when I talk shit about the Dems but Jesus Christ folks will you just LOOK at this bullshit?

He cannot be trusted.

Oh so very much can he go fuck himself. The tent isn’t that big.

find a way to bury him instead

disclaimer: figuratively speaking

Everybody deserves a second chance (assuming he shows genuine remorse)

He's a neonazi. Are you into that sort of thing?

No I’m not. Even neonazis deserve a second chance if they abandon their ways and show genuine remorse.

Er...they don't do that. Grow up.

Nazis' second chance is that there might be a bit of oxygen at the bottom of the Foibe

Exactly, plus lots of them subscribe to woo stuff like reincarnation, so they actually don't mind being beaten to death.

Nope Look what russia did

What? And what does that have to do with this?

stalin and we saved them from starvation and they spent the next 50 yrs obsessing to defeat us like an ex stalker gf the intentions are clear atp

Did not expect that analogy. Ok

From God, yes. From me, no.

geniune remose = donating the bulk of his wealth to the programs he helped to cut and families he helped to destroy

👍🏽

Elon will never be anyone’s ally. His interests might temporarily align with Democrats, but he’s only ever going to do what he feels like doing and we’d be stupid to make any compromise to ally with him.

Note each dem who says this shit and get them out Dems are being compromised

The Great Kahn said no such thing

No one is saying this except traitors. 30% of dems in congress are compromised Primary the fuck out of them to save us

Nahhhh.

So the think tank said "Let's ally with a racist misogynist?" That's where the money is going?

yeah NO

Sometimes the enemy of my enemy also sucks.

Yep.

God fucking dammit

Democrats would ally themselves with the devil if it meant they didn't have to actually be a real opposition party.

I’m done with the Democratic Party if they try to make Musk an ally.

With a Russian racehorse.

Any Democrat choosing to ally with him can also go fuck themselves

Is this real? Are they real?

Si!!! He can go fuck himself to infinity.

He’s still a villain who will turn around and cut their throats to benefit himself

Nope

People like to write stories

With a stick.

I don't think he can because of his deformed penis.

Completely agree

Nobody is eyeing this arc. He's not an ally and never will be, hes an evil little shitbag raised by two other evil shitbags.

Yep. doubling my tesla takedown attendance. all ahead full

Great plan, cozy up to the overt nazi that litterally everybody hates.

Politico taking wish-casting into unfathomable realms.

Oh no. No no no no Dems stay away please I'm begging you please this is a terrible choice.

Anyone who buys Elon's about-face is a gullible fool. He's obviously hired a reputation management firm to try and reverse his nose-diving share values.

They better the fuck not!

Any person who wants to have anything to do with this man after everything he's done can suck a hot turd directly from my asshole and choke on it.

He’ll never ever ever be an ally of mine. Never was, never will. It didn’t take very long to know that he was trouble. And he’s only gotten worse.

Never missed a vote, but embracing this mf'er would break me

with no lubes

No

Uh... no we are not, Politico.

Okay shocking the Poltico headline is BS. Disparate statements including things like Elon is telling the truth are not “courting” him. Politico making fiction out of fact and making drama more important than function.

This is great. Let’s let all of the bad ideas out now. Anyone who thinks Musk has had a good effect on Republican political culture… is disqualified from trying to help rebuild the democratic coalition. They are pointing to themselves as the grifters who want us to keep arguing and paying them.

From your lips to Chuck Schumer's sternly worded letter of concern

No. He is not and never was an ally. He’d fuck over his own children if it would make him a buck. He is devoid of morals.

My enemy's enemy is a still a drugged up dickhead narcissist.

Plus taking him in means he’s just part of the typical dem v rep fight. He’s an overall manchild with a Tony of ill gotten funds. Let the GOP have to continue to deal with the aftermath. Taking him in lets them focus Dems more again

He's almost universally despised but okay.

I had to make sure this wasn’t actually an onion headline

I 100% this is a poly to get some good faith I Mena he probably already have backdoor access to all government systems

Musk is literally #2 against the wall. Anyone arguing for forgiveness is a complicit nazi and a traitor.

Literally the only thing Elon could say that I would be interested in is "please leave the room if this will affect you" or "get back, this will hurt someone."

“Let me demonstrate the safety of this Cybertruck by sitting in the driver’s seat while my friend here throws a bucket of water through the window.”

Incredible honesty

#boycottmusk

⬆️⬆️⬆️

Looking for the pinless grenade so they can keep it for later.

Such a stupid conversation to be having. They don't realize his opposition to the bill is likely because it doesn't cut enough. We know he's not interested in paying more taxes.

If I hear a serious democratic candidate attempt to bring him into the fold, I’ll be done with election politics for at least a decade.

[goose chase meme] which dems?

Really, do they though? I suspect not

Like, seriously, Dems, cozying up to billionaires with your neoliberalism is what got us in this mess in the first place!

If that’s true, Dems are fools.

Damn Ro Khanna trying to run to the right of, uh, Third Way? I mean this is still delusional but Jesus. “I don’t think we should take one ketamine-fueled tweet as evidence of a change of heart,” said MATT BENNETT, co-founder of the center-left (LMAO) group Third Way. “It’s more complicated.”

good God, Musk has literally killed over 300,000 children in Africa, fired tens of thousands more civil servants, and gave us Trump. George W Bush is literally a better human than Elon Musk, considering W created the Africa anti-HIV programs that Musk destroyed

Hell hath no fury like a scorned lover

100°

He will never be an ally. Don’t fall for more of his histrionics.

Don’t trust him even if he changes his tune. There is no honor among thieves.

Dems will never learn. I mean, fucking Liz Cheyney? Were they high?

I am willing to pray to god for the DNC headquarters to be struck by fucking lightning if they do this - I think he and I can agree on this one, @thegodpodcast.com ?

They love to lose

First, tell me how you rigged the 2024 election. We won’t be friends, but maybe you won’t be an enemy. Depends on what you have to say and how cooperative you are.

If anything this would have him drag the Democratic party down further, opposed to positive results. After all, he is directly responsible for the current admin in a way rivaled only by the incompetence of the Democrats.

Nope, we don't want him.

They only found four

Maybe only 3.5 Congressional Democrats. That middle one was very weak in accepting Musk.

This article was coming from Politico, Axios, or Cillizza…

FUCK THAT‼️ He can’t be trusted anymore than that felon in the White House. We’re not going to tolerate buddying up to someone who should be on the list of those prosecuted for crimes against this nation and its citizens‼️

Tim u are really a retarded fuck.

Media creates a narrative for politicians to follow. No way should dems consider Musk an ally, how could they? He is untrustworthy, a ketamine addled narcissist, lies and hates dems.

Lone Skum Nazi piece of shit got exactly what he wanted - everyone’s private data only the govt can provide, zero interest in govt efficiency- just wanted our data for his AI compound in Memphis , now will control literally EVERYTHING, Dems should have stopped DOGE on the first day. Too late now 🤬

the only arc I'm interested in for him

Ro Khanna went from let’s fight oligarchy to let’s be friends with the oligarchy.

Elon Musk is the reason I have had to spend time reviewing my core beliefs about the death penalty. He's a genocidal monster and yet he's alive and living well. I'm against the death penalty. I think Musk deserves the death penalty. He is very not welcome in a political party I would support.

He can fuck all the way off, do not pass go do not collect 200$ Are they so morally bankrupt they are really willing to bump shoulders with folks who cozy up to actual nazi's? Politico is smoking crack if they think most dem voters would touch musk with a pole of any length.

He can go fuck himself more than anybody has ever gone and fucked himself, imo

Consider the source. Politico is right wing trash. No actual Dem in authority has such a plan.

I despise Elon.

He wants us to back off his company’s..he will say and do anything to protect his 💰

Seriously fuck this guy with his own giant chainsaw.

No no no no no. Stop going for the football, Charlie Brown.

Yes, but surely WE can use the One Ring for good.

I’d invite him to invent a robot to do it, but it’ll always only be three years away from doing its job.

with a rusty cybertruck

Cool plot twist. Politico continues to lead serious discourse

Dems that support this, too

Yes. Fuck off back to South Africa

Who are these “Dems”?

Ritchie Torres, Liam Kerr and Ro Khanna. Also Gavin Newsom's been making some unmentioned overtures. So a bunch of the types who'd gladly sell many of us out, but it's still not a good pattern.

thats in the article

And how quickly can we run them out of the party.

How about FUCK NO.

The welfare queen is bleeding money, no one wants to buy his products so...of course he's going to start changing his mind.

Which fucking Dems are seeing this "arc"? I see an arc into the shitter where your personal info is kept.

Rep. RO KHANNA (D-Calif.), Rep. RITCHIE TORRES (D-N.Y.), and LIAM KERR, co-founder of the group behind the centrist Democrats’ WelcomeFest, according to the article

Nobody fucking wants this dude in their life but crypto assholes

Gracias!

He is only pissed that there isn't more bail out for Tesla in the form of EV credits, and other 'pork' money for his personal companies. He could care less about the overspending and the tax burden on middle class.

The "DOGE AFTERMATH" report section about the mess those Muskrats made is infuriating.

Who in their right mind would want this a-hole as an ally? We're still working on driving his net worth down to zero.

He's still a fucking nazi what are we TALKING about.

He's a *zionist* neonazi. The US establishment has no problem with antisemitism, what it abhors is antiimperialism.

Dudes responsible for hundreds of thousands of deaths, mostly children. The only thing we should give him is 5.56mm against a wall.

Yep.

They should invent a tent that is not this big

Underrated comment. Extremely underrated.

@democrats.senate.gov @judiciarydems.senate.gov do not do this!!!! You will look stupid and lose any shred of trust left

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again - to win D’s need to welcome ex-Trump allies into the fold

Makes sense, but him? 😂

elongated muskrat

Deserves exponentially worse than that, a literal eternity in hell is now enough for people like him.

That's "never vote for any Democrat again" territory.

I have a theory that Politico is now just one person typing up very poorly veiled Republican propaganda from the 75th floor of an office at the Burj Khalifa.

Even a broken (analog) clock, right twice a day, needs to be thrown away.

If he did he’d have far less offspring

Agreed. #FAFO

JFC. He's not an ally. Not then, not now, and not ever.

He hates us so much and has done everything he can in his power to harm us. Even if we all stupidly loved him now, he would harm us as soon as the oppurtunity arises

Oh sure. He's only concerned with what's best for himself and nobody else.

"The enemy of my enemy is my friend" doesn't always work.

Spineless corporate shills eye pot-o-money #FixedIt

It feels like an obvious trap—his UNpopularity was the reason Dems won Wisconsin Supreme Court!

“…in prison”

Nothing is more satisfying than a vaillain-to-defeated-villain arc.

Anyone seeing him as an ally is ok teaming up with a Nazi.

@democrats.org what the FUCK are you thinking? stop punching yourself (and by proxy us) in the face.

He's going to OD before the next election.

Everyone needs to realize that he is just as trustworthy as Trump, which is to say, not at all. He and Trump are both sociopathic, narcissistic, criminal scum.

I assume the article is just “look at all his money! 😳😳”

Agreed, Musk is clearly working with and for his own agenda/needs as is convicted FELON PEDOPHILE ajudicated RAPIST and SEXUAL ABUSER Epsteins wingman DonOLD j RUMP.

dems should use him just like trump did....make his money pay for his crimes.

Yeah, what he said. Don't trust him. Don't want him.

He's still a Nazi who just killed hundreds of thousands of people, and will continue to kill. The eagerness to make friends with him is sick.

America exists only for entertainment purposes at this point. It really offers nothing else.

one big fucking realty TV shit show 💩📺

Dems shouldn't let him go. We aren't done bashing this dude yet. USAID is still in ruins.

Agree

You know what they say. The enemy of my enemy, will never be my friend but can be used.

A-fucking-men.

Surely the Dems wouldn't be so stupid, right?

They’ll be some stupid individuals but politico is just making this shit up.

Yeah, no thanks. He can go straight to hell. There's no coming back.

Fuck that Nazi. No one wants him.

Dems looking for their own Trojan horse. Fools

Yeah.

The most unlikable, loathsome billionaire has given a face to the excesses of capital and the cruelty of Republicans. Centrist Democrats vow to bring him back on side!

but politico columnists suggested…

That means that Debra Khan is a neonazi.

Dems never met a billionaire they didnt like.

We never even dated. Whatchu mean take him back

Wow, Politico, this is such a shocking take from you.....................................................................

Politico is actively trying to help destroy the Dem Party further because like why would any Dem want to go back to this weirdo, dick pill taking, Nazi lover?? They have already alienated and pissed off their base enough since last Nov. geez!

More like PolitiGO.

Lol taking him back won't change the fact he sees a group of people of which the democrats claims to support as being a literal virus. How about the democrats just like-- focus on the working class already instead of golden geese.

South Africa can have him back.

they probably want nothing to do with his crusty ass

Fun Fact: once Apartheid ended, the Musk family left South Africa and haven’t been back since. Tells you everything you need to know about that family.

They might chuck him back into the ocean, so everybody wins

They can also fuck themselves.

No.

This is like abused spouse levels of shit.

Why have one party infiltrated by an idiot billionaire that thinks he's a genius when you can have both!

No we don’t have to take him back or have anything to do with him…he’s not individually responsible for inventing this technology lol…he’s just an investor and can be replaced

ACCEPTING EVERYONE and standing for nothing IS WHY the DNC and Democrats keep losing. AND they're not learning!