Did somebody shoot at Agent Orange again? Since the 'ear pad' is back in fashion?!

😂

wow...IMAGINE THOSE LIPS ON LEWENDOWSKI'S ORGAN

I'm sure donOLD may have a few spares, he might share if she obeys

OMG 😂😂😂

Has she got Spock ears? Maybe she is an alien!

It's not great that I'll have to stop and think to check a link to tell if it's The Onion or not. I know this has been the case for a while, but it seems like it's getting worse.

from prudent aunt to missing Olson triplet

She must have been smacked in the face too because her lips are all swollen.

Genius

Maybe she was born with it. Maybe it's Kotex.

😂🤣😂

Brilliant.

Oh snap

😂😂😂😂😂

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

Illusory ear wounds are de rigeur in some circles.

Hope it heals as quickly and with as little scarring as Trump's.

Is the overuse of fillers affecting her brain or is she naturally this effing daft? FFS Habeas Corpus is taught in HS. Some dumb univ. gave her honorary doctorate, now who will want to attend that univ.

Who puts filler in their ears?

theonion.com/kristi-noem-...

Sorry... just had to...

She’s a murderer&believe me she enjoys causing hurt,misery and suffering! She’s as evil as they come!

its a sanitary pad she MacGyver'd it

A Kotex pad for a CUNT!

Truth hurts

For Christ's sake, honestly, do the MAGA turds think we'll fall for it. Poor Kristy has a booboo.

is it just me or is she just wearing too much make up, like it isn't even able to do the job it was designed for, like it was never meant to be placed on the toxic surface she calls a face.

😁

Keep downplaying violence and reality, it's why your polling is abysmal, people are done with the extremism

It will miraculously heal with gods help and our prayers.

May she rot in HELL

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😹😹😹😹🤪was it a dumb dumb bullet?

Babe delivers superb beej. SoDak 'Queen of Apple Bobbers'.

the bangers keep coming

The truth burns!

These MAGAs are so fragile.

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“The bullet that took Trump’s ear off was still going and circled the globe and eventually hit Noem’s ear too. Noem isn’t a superhero like Trump is, so her ear may not fully heal in a couple of days like his did.” - Fox News (probably)

Lmfao

That Kennedy loon tried to give her a brain implant.

Shoulda kept the Karen shield.

Holy cats. Now I understand her current puffy face... botox and fillers 🙄😬

She needs a bag over her mouth too. Maybe she should just STFU until she knows what she's talking about.

😏😂🤣

I see that face and I say to myself, “me, that is the face of a future porn star” She loves the camera, play dress up, pose. Kinda dim.

Please spread this instead of just impeachment 🙏🏼 We would be just as bad or worse with Vance. Please everyone share and let's get this talked about!

Truth!

Nat 20

HeyTim, if you zoom into her chin it looks like hair stubble. You think she shaves??

Good one. Thanks. We needed that.

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Dislike this only because people are going to use this to justify saying the attempt on Trump was a conspiracy and a hoax as opposed to him just hamming up the scratch he did get. Poe's Law man I don't want the crazies here just because it's funny for the people who get it

Like this because it's a good joke

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How is this fake?

She needs to resign. Tell your legislators. 202 224 3121 us the Congressional Switchboard. resist.bot/petitions/PE...

At the request of my own sanity, can you please emphasize *satire** so that I may burst into laughter rather than disgust and heart palpitations. I appreciate it so much! Lol, but seriously, we are at the point tethered it is so hard to tell anymore.

I seriously can't tell the difference between sarcasm and reality anymore.

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Xm 😂

Have you no decorum?

Individual letters, and punctuation marks “bleeding” through the gauze.

Speaking of wee things

Now she's got the sour baby face, good lord

Maybe it was Sunka's bark...

Her frail, delicate ear…. 😢

Yes, the White House physician's report stated they were "harsh words". No, it wasn't Ronnie Jackson, the FORMER drug-dispensing White House physician. Look for him in Amarillo bars.

x.com/tonyxtwo/sta...

Hahahahaha.

Copies Trump…

#NoemMustResign It would all be such a joke if they weren’t going to kill the planet and all of us.

She’s channeling Trump!

They were multisyllabic! The shrapnel!

She should use Nancy Mace's crisis team..

Noem-

Chef’s 💋

Lol

Sanction this bish.

is that topanga?

Those words drew as much blood as the “magic bullet” at the Butler Incident did. Read this (5 minutes & free) so you have stuff to chat up with your march-mates at tomorrow’s No Kings event!

Word.💯

Not bragging if you actually do it. Then it becomes evidence of CRIME.

Erol Musk says a very similar thing, anything can be fucked 😏

tRUmp has said TWICE, on camera, that elon fixed the election for him. The useless mainstream American media just let it slide, and so did the Dem leaders. tRUmp is just like ruSSia, he will not stop UNTIL SOMEONE STOPS HIM !

Because they're smarter than you are and know he's baiting us. Everything out of his mouth is a lie, this included.

Yes. The article gives detailed & corroborated explanation of HOW, step by step. Huge.⚖️🗡️

Blueanon head ahh

Must be for her new book cover lol She was fake assassinated too?

At first glance I thought she turned into a Vulcan!

Nah, vulcans ain't part of the Dominion.

That's what overuse of botox and lip injections do.

Everything about her is fake.

Was she shot too.

🤣

ICE Queen

That's hilarious 😂

I wonder if this bitch's dog lunged at her too? 🐶💥👈

This is an all time banger

Oh look at the most tiny delicate beautiful woman 🙄

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Using an antic out of the orange TACO playbook!!

Trumps pathetic Parade.......

Wannabe Barbie

His someone hit her in the lower lip?

Botox

Oh boo hoo 😢 Her ear was hurt by words!

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Tampons are handy when you want cotton in your ears so you can't hear.

the federal government used to be a LOT tougher! i swear i’ve seen braver, smarter chicken shit than these usless turds.

*Bloody* brilliant!

Fashion statement or Fascist statement.

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Lmfao. I believed it for a second because this clown show is nothing more than a bunch of trolls.

Padilla made the grave error of trying to speak with her without coordinating it ahead of time with her photographers and costume department.

She is mentally ill, as is most of the administration

Thoughts and prayers

I fell for this one, Tim. I thought it was real and she was being performative. Is it time for me to log off the internets?

LOL

A few more words to the left and the word salad would have STFU.

Or imitating tRump

You guys are on fire!! I even giggled in these terrible times.

What a STUPID BITCH!! Dumber than a rock and ugly combat clothes. Rump likes her and bondi for one service they provide!😂😂😂😂

She looks like she can be bondinof's sister from low buget stories./yk?LordWojak 😂...

Couldn't even be original and pick the opposite ear from DJT's lil boo-boo?

Could be a dog bite.

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

😂

She’s cosplaying as Nancy Mace?

PoutyP*sser

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She never wears her hair up so talk about performance politics.

this is fuckin gold. what a day

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Oh…… I thought her brain was falling out My bad

Bandage Bimbo Barbie🤪