Things are dogshit, but I am very proud to work here today.
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I value the consistency
jun 14, 2025, 1:22 am • 0 0 • view
It’s good work, Ben
jun 13, 2025, 6:53 pm • 1 0 • view
You are a ray of sunshine in a horrible world. Thank you AND YOUR STAFF for doing this. Without some laughter we would all be lost.
jun 13, 2025, 6:55 pm • 0 0 • view
Absolutely killing it
jun 13, 2025, 7:21 pm • 0 0 • view
The Onion doing yeoman’s work, as usual.
jun 13, 2025, 8:20 pm • 0 0 • view
Humor is the best medicine!
jun 13, 2025, 9:19 pm • 0 0 • view
Amen. Penicillin doesn’t do shit for depression.
jun 13, 2025, 9:58 pm • 0 0 • view
jun 13, 2025, 7:36 pm • 0 0 • view
membership.theonion.com My MAGA neighbors are having a tree trimmed, it's like Fargo tree mulcher shit. But I have my paper version of this to salve my battered soul - do it
jun 13, 2025, 6:54 pm • 0 0 • view
We call you the mailman because you deliver every day.
jun 13, 2025, 7:39 pm • 1 0 • view
If not you, then who? If not now, then when? Be there. www.nokings.org
jun 13, 2025, 9:05 pm • 0 0 • view
Satirists have gotten so many things so terrifyingly correct over the years while just trying to be funny that I've honestly thought about asking some of them for stock investment tips. Something like "What stupid and/or funny thing will be the next big stock market trend?"
jun 13, 2025, 6:56 pm • 1 0 • view
Kristi Noem reacts to Sen. Padilla asking her a question.
jun 13, 2025, 6:58 pm • 1 0 • view
Each is accurate 🥲
jun 13, 2025, 7:16 pm • 0 0 • view
CNN trying to compete… bsky.app/profile/josh...
jun 13, 2025, 7:28 pm • 1 0 • view
They'd be a whole lot worse without you guys.
jun 13, 2025, 9:17 pm • 0 0 • view
#2 is a masterpiece.
jun 13, 2025, 7:03 pm • 0 0 • view
Now these are all certified bangers.
jun 13, 2025, 6:59 pm • 1 0 • view
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Gold, Jerry.
jun 14, 2025, 11:44 am • 0 0 • view
The bandage on the ear 😂😂😂
jun 13, 2025, 11:42 pm • 0 0 • view
Top shelf work, carry on.
jun 13, 2025, 7:04 pm • 1 0 • view
Well done!
jun 13, 2025, 6:52 pm • 0 0 • view
Hey! Focus! He will burned to ashes LA & CA to distract you. We must Call “continuously” until they know ea. of us & handle this issue, U.S. Capitol Switchboard 1(202) 224-3121 – We're not imposing or guilty to demand this. Pressure to release Epstein’s files & for impeachment
jun 13, 2025, 8:37 pm • 1 1 • view
pls come to Brazil we need A Cebola asap!!
jun 13, 2025, 6:53 pm • 1 0 • view
Theyre all good but the Marines headline is perfection.
jun 13, 2025, 6:54 pm • 62 0 • view
+1 on that
jun 13, 2025, 6:57 pm • 6 0 • view
I'm pleased to report that "Marines Raise American Flag Outside Cell Phone Store After Defeating Skateboarding Teenagers" has apparently broken through on Upstate NY Facebook according to my sources
jun 13, 2025, 8:31 pm • 5 0 • view
Quality.
jun 13, 2025, 6:57 pm • 0 0 • view
Satire and comedy are kryptonite to fascists. Keep doing the Lord’s work.
jun 13, 2025, 8:10 pm • 4 0 • view
Thank you, Ben Onion
jun 13, 2025, 8:10 pm • 0 0 • view
banger after banger dude
jun 13, 2025, 11:23 pm • 0 0 • view
The Netanyahu one literally wrote itself
jun 13, 2025, 7:42 pm • 7 0 • view
Thank you for your service 🫡
jun 13, 2025, 6:53 pm • 4 0 • view
You’re all f****** geniuses as far as I’m concerned.
jun 13, 2025, 7:23 pm • 1 0 • view
Y’all are killing it as usual
jun 13, 2025, 6:53 pm • 0 0 • view
I honestly thought that satire was dead but you and your team are proving me wrong. Thank you for that.
jun 13, 2025, 8:22 pm • 7 0 • view
And we are so thankful that you are at your desk, Tim.
jun 14, 2025, 2:45 am • 0 0 • view
They've been good today 😂
jun 13, 2025, 7:02 pm • 0 0 • view
Thank you for lightening dark times 🙏🏻
jun 13, 2025, 6:59 pm • 0 0 • view
Thank you for your service.
jun 13, 2025, 7:16 pm • 1 0 • view
When a shit show is good, actually.
jun 13, 2025, 6:59 pm • 0 0 • view
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jun 13, 2025, 6:53 pm • 0 0 • view
It’s amazing you’re all still alive! Is there any internal damage from laughing. Be sure to hydrate after crying!
jun 13, 2025, 9:41 pm • 0 0 • view