Fun for him

Coming this fall, farm bailouts

😢

Yep America is fucked Our only paths now is dissolution or civil war

Jfc. In Canada having a cry for the people that will be affected by this monstrous action. I am so sorry this is happening.

This is obviously satire because the reality is more likely that they simply vote themselves out of existence.

cool coolcoolcool I'm going to become an outlaw now let me know if you want to rob a train together

Times of strife birthed some of the most notorious subcultures in history, so it will be interesting to see what underground rebel groups are formed from this political Apocalypse.

Where do I sign up to become a VIP member of the Antifa Bling Ring?

pretty sure that's a band on Spotify and we don't have VIPs in this band, but if you want to join The Last Circus, just have a weapon and a cool name we'll let you know when showtime is

Hmm…I could get in on this.

Not America but can i come with you

absolutely. Bring a weapon and have a cool name. The rest we'll figure out as we go

So this is how the world ends meme

Why wasn't this element of the bill shouted from the roof tops? Why are we just learning about this now?

youtu.be/iX_TFkut1PM?...

The onion has moved on from satire to paraphrasing

...and so are we.

Many people say it’s the beginning~ World Revolution Is The Only Solution🌐 Many people in the US also say it. Remember: no plan ever survives first contact with the enemy. Be flexible and full of surprises. *Survive *Evade *Resist *Escape

The moneyed failsons finally did in the New Deal, as they’d been attempting since it passed in 1933

American death camps will be the best.

Bastards. We rest, and then we'll be right back on them. bsky.app/profile/jess...

Stick a fork in the US. But that was true on election night.

Now playing - "Kill the Poor" by the Dead Kennedys

All I can say is thanks, Trumpers.

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If he wants a lawless populace, he’ll get one on his doorstep. Mussolini didn’t make it out of Italy

They are done. They must be done. We cannot live in a world where each and every one of them aren’t done.

Time to leave the country

July 4th weekend on its 250th anniversary. Couldn’t have timed it better.

I hate what the writers of this show have done this season.

Perfect and terrifying.

We're fucked.

Passage of the Big Beautiful Bill will force mandatory sequestration that will mean half a trillion dollars in Medicare cuts. prospect.org/politics/202...

*Stephen Miller

As are we as a republic...

I fucking hate it here I fucking hate it here I fucking hate it here I fucking hate it here I fucking hate it here I fucking-

All I got to say is FUCK!

The last glimpse of any remaining democracy has just burned out.

We’re cooked, Ben.

How does it feel knowing you're no longer writing satire, but just next week's news?

🤮

And we do not celebrate Independence Day tomorrow. We freakin protest.

Even if we wanted to celebrate, there is nothing to celebrate.

Yep. Medical Costs for the insured will sky rocket to cover the costs of caring for the uninsured. Utility costs will sky rocket. Those folks who rely on SNAP will go hungry.

The American Experiment, you mean.

I'm going out and buying a donut, while I still can.😠

If The Onion could stop giving Congress ideas for legislation, that'd be great.

I thought you were satire.

id america had a good run, but it was more of a mediocre jog.

id say. whatever. shits too stupid to make word on screen.

When Jesus said that, he was lucky enough to feel the sweet embrace of death right after.

Stick a fork in us cuz so are we🫤

Lets just thank our Lord Jesus Christ in solemn prayer and then go hire some hookers!

Way was paved + enabled by many including the deliberately installed rw SCOTUS! Americans sadly chose to either ignore all the warnings given even by people like Madeleine Albright or decide they didn’t care. Once relinquished a democracy is hard to wrestle back!

One big beautiful Ermächtigungsgesetz

It is finished

I mean they kinda did.

We are finished

The US is dead. The blue states need to secede and stop funding the Nazis nation.

The Nazis called it the Enabling Act.

I think I’m done. We had Democrats who voted against impeaching him. I don’t want to live in this country anymore. It’s a disgusting cesspool of criminals and immorals.

We will remember!

This is not the end. But it is the end of the beginning

😞

Jesus wept.

we are undone

Goodbye America. You had a good 249 year run.

Don't give them ideas.

😂🤣

Not a hyperbolic headline.

Quick! Figure out how to blame Democrats!!!

It is gonna take a long time to undo the damage.

Goddam nest of fucking cowards.

Nothing to do now except revolt.

👀

Wish I could laugh at that and say it’s preposterous. 😐

My mother lived to one month shy of 94. She and my dad lived the life everyone should be able to enjoy. Me? I doubt I'll get anywhere near that old before I croak, thanks to this bill.

But we aren't.

Sycophantic ghouls 🤬🤬🤬

The last sentence is sublime.

WE are done.

like dinner

I hate them

What are we gonna do about ICE jfc

I fail to see why you're surprised. Stop thinking they'll do the right thing.

And so are we.

The Death to America Bill will be signed into law tomorrow at 5pm.

This makes me physically ill.

You never disappoint

This will create millions with nothing to lose. Smart move.

America wept.

Literally what do we do now

This is figuratively accurate

Well they’re gonna own it all. When MAGA starts dying they will decide to learn civics. It’s out of our hands 🤷‍♀️

Pfft, if a democrat ever holds power again they'll somehow get blamed.

100%

I believe the items in this bill are not kicking in until the next President is in place so, if its a Democrat, they most definitely are going to get blamed.

Yup. I dont hold my breath on this Dems always fail to mention that the policies that GOP votes in usually hit when theyre in office. Their voters always forget or just dont understand

Well let’s hope this time some of those things hit hard and very fast. Dems also failed to remember “Down with Obamacare! But hands off my ACA”. 75% of the states don’t use the word “Medicaid” they call it stuff like Apple Health etc. Most of them don’t realize they’re ON Medicaid.So they don’t care

Some will hit right away. Lack of funding, hospitals closing, people kicked off disability etc.

There was already a story of one rural hospital that started winding down just in *anticipation* of the cuts.

Exactly.

Yup. The healthcare industry plans ahead for years. They are already working on taking all of this into consideration right now.

So are we

We had that in Germany in 1933, the German word was "Ermächtigungsgesetz", that gave Hitler the power to do whatever he wanted.

The Enabling Act. If Schumer had any gumption, he'd have renamed BBB to that, but he doesn't

RIP

Chants of ‘USA, USA’ in the hall as the bill passed. I truly hope that enough Americans fully appreciate what just happened. Only they can stop their country from becoming a poverty stricken, fascistic state of cruelty. Good luck guys.

The Nazi party are building #concentrationcamps & stealing from the poor

Indeed

#Republicans Know Your Enemy www.youtube.com/watch?v=8pSp...

What, America? Hard to disagree.

So do we stop paying federal taxes now or what?

Finishéd, one might say.

This satire/news Venn diagram is such a perfect circle ; I almost heard the first bars of “Judith”. #nuremberg2.0