I hear Russia has tens of thousands of jobs open to maga gun nuts, and if they supply their own weapons and camo gear they can start work immediately. It seems like a golden opportunity for them to own the libs.

Tens of thousands? By recent counts it's more like a million jobs! How exciting for them!

I know right! Follow your dreams lads! If owning the libs is the hill they would die on, this is like a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity for them to literally die on that hill. I'd be more than happy to chip in to a crowdfunder for their emigration travel costs.

Normally, I beg off any time someone asks me to help them move, but if my MAGA neighbors told me they were moving to Russia, my only response would be: “What time can we get started on your pack-out?”

Hey, do you remember when Patrick Byrne "just met a girl named Maria" and realized he was "overstocked" with Russian romance?

I'm willing to help them all pack...

Yes let’s start a gofundme for them!

Gotta say, Russia is welcome to them.

Amen! Let 'em ALL "self deport" to Russia.

Tall lying girls and tech filled surveillance apartments. The incels dream

Conservative Family ‘Disappointed’ After Moving To Russia To Escape LGBTQ Ideology www.yahoo.com/entertainmen...

I remember those guys! I wonder how they’re doing now.

Hopefully miserable

Pretty sure the husband is being sent to be a meat shield in Ukraine lol

Is there a go fund me set up for plane tickets? I’m in.

I'm here to donate to this important source of Ukrainian Canon fodder. Just send the turds to Russia where they'll immediately get press ganged into a trench in Sumy. Own those libs boys!

I'll help too!

Terrible to hear that it’s being left to an outside organization to provide a safe space for the repressed straight white male.

Please!

I can help them pack.

Is there a fund we could set up

Can we start a Go Fund Me? 😂

Finally, she’s doing something good for this country!

"Fed up with immigrants? Come to Russia and be immigrant!"

RU experienced its own brain drain when ppl fled at start of Ukraine war. Can assure, anti-woke will fail to fill this gap. Farewell fools.

It’s not the rapture, but we’ll take what we can get. Aloha, maga tovarich.

She is absolutely right. All of us are either gay or immigrants. Many are both. Americans who don't like that should definitely relocate to Russia and not come here. For their own sake.

please, facilitate their move.

Perfect 👌 😄

They would love it there! They'd be seen as Supermen, able to fall out of buildings in a single bound.

I can drive them to the airport

the fun part is when they are swept up to be part of Putin's special Military operation in Ukraine....

✋

Good riddance

I'll share the gofundme to sponsor reactionary conservatives moving to Russia. Happily. I'm *sure* they'll be more comfortable under Putin's regime than Trump's...

Always nice to read a redemption story.

This is bad how?

Good

Wait until they find out they have to limit themselves to two long guns and 100 rounds for each, plus give up all their pink Glocks to enter that bastion of freedom. Fat goose walks into wolves den and says, "I really hate ducks, can I live here?"

Is there a GoFundMe?

Good riddance to all of them.

What's the opposite of a brain drain?

I'd say stupid drain in this instance.

A Dumb Dump 😂

Did you inherit any mailing lists when you bought infowars?

I don't have money to donate but I can help them pack. Or drive them to the airport.

Idea. Let’s launch a Glitterpill Solidarity Committee: American Vatniks for Russia!

And leave their leader making America great again?

Ditto, can we start a Go-fuck-them, I mean Go-Fund-Them to send them to Russia?

You know where is not woke? Siberia! Move to DEI-free tundra today!

Ill buy one of the plane tickets! Ill even pay for the inflight wifi

God speed!

By all means...GO!

I had the same thought.

"Russia welcomes Republican refugees fleeing Freedom!"

Hate it when migrants are my reason to migrate, brain normal over here btw, have a great monday everyone

You mean, these guys?

How can I help?

Seriously. Let's start with the planeload of Afrikaner "refugees" Trump invited in.

tell the reactionaries about the amazing deals they can score at Russian grocery stores

This. They might remember, that they officially voted for Trump to lower the price of eggs and relocate since he failed.

But don’t use the word “grocery.” It’s a beautiful but old fashioned term, “grocery.” They won’t know what that means.

🤣🤣🤣

Maybe we can have a citizen exchange program where Russia sends us abused and oppressed minorities and we send them 🩸Regressives.

Donations, charter flights? We’re here to help

this reminds me of the Canadian family that surrendered their passports to live in Russia only to find out living in present day Russia really does suck (also nobody wants to speak English obviously)! or something like that.

Savodnik writes about Oswald’s observation that “the full employment rate that the Soviets were so proud of could be explained by a lack of automation in factories and a ‘democratic corps’ of workers whose job was to shuffle reams of paperwork from one office to the next.” fee.org/articles/wha...

what are you on about I am not talking about the soviets I am talking about 2020s Putin Russia

I admit it I want p3opl3 to know oswald lived In the ussr And had people watching him

Me too!

If this flag offends you 🏳️‍🌈 I'll help you pack

I feel like I used to be Twitter moots with her for some reason, brb

#ScottWalker's old girlfriend

If they're not moving and only breathing shallowly while the sedation works, you can palletize them and carry many more of them per flight.

Move to the great lakes Well Before the coastlines flood Siberia might also be a place One could survive a bit longer Study global warming at EcoShock.org

Whip round?

Can we crowdfund the construction of an enormous trebuchet to launch people from the US straight to Russia?

We must export the white ethno state. It only makes economic sense.

Offer MAGA discounts

Like for real, if they don't like it here why don't these Magats leave.

Sounds like a terrific idea.

I believe the last time we met Maria Butina she was in jail?

They sprung her. She was greeted like a star in Russia.

I’m happy to contribute to a GoFundme to send them to Russia. Just be sure to tag them with a tracker so we’ll know if they try to get back in.

I'm ready to do my part too.

So say we all!

So, they going to release her client list??????

She can keep Steven Seagal. She can even have his babies for all I care

I can get some empty boxes. I have packing tape. Just let me know.

From Russia without love.

How can we all help? Is there a toll free # to call?

My thoughts exactly. I’ll help with a letter writing campaign

Russia is beautiful this time of year! Godspeed!

Sounds good to me.

They're going to send these people to the front line in Ukraine I don't feel great about loving this but here I am

Jesus Christ, I'll chip in for their air fare...

Cool. Bye.

No kidding! Let me assist also.