Idk, but what about Xylan Mamdani?

not really

Mamdomination

no...been used

I’m not sure that will stick 😁

Zohran Domdani?

That’s a Mamdoozy

Mamdani Brasco

teflon_zohran_demo_mix9.mp3

I need this.

Zohran the enjoyer

Soarin Zohran

Yes, yes it is. 🙌🏻

I’ll save NYT the trouble: “Mandani, 33, a self-proclaimed anti-Israel democratic socialist, has earned a the moniker ‘Teflon’ from at least one former New Yorker — an obvious allusion to his suspected organized crime connections and dubious academic background.“

Sounds like they are pushing him for a republican seat.

Florida Man-zanar is something.

Zeflan

Didn’t Zohran Cochrane invent the warp drive?

Borg Collective? More like machine politics.

Sounds Swedish.

Teflon mamdani Tefron Mamloni Zohloft Teflani

Nah, that won’t stick.

👆🏼👆🏼funny bastard 👆🏼👆🏼

All his supporters know that seasoned cast iron is the way to go

Dishwasher safe no¿

Only an NYT reporter would put cast iron in the dishwasher

What season of Cast Iron are you guys on?

Pretty sure that's against the Geneva Convention. It's at least a crime against humanity.

Zohflon is this anything

yes please add the Zohran protective coating.

Mamdani impersonators are gonna be charging for photos in Times Square.

sure hope so!

missed the opportunity to say Zure hope so. I disappoint myself.

Zohranium Mayor

It's like you're trying to grease the wheels of conversation, but I'm still stuck on "no...been used" 😂

more like Forever Chemicals Zohran, amirite?

He's remarkably evasive about his connections to Updog

Also, I heard he had ligma in college.

Hi, I work with the New York Times, I've been working on a hit piece about how Zohran once jaywalked across the street, but would you mind telling me what's Up Dog? Sounds like an exciting new lead

New York City is catching the novel Zohronavirus, and fatalities are mounting!

I dunno if it counts as Teflon if they're pouring water that evaporates before it even hits the pan

Do not mess with the Zohran

You might be Zohran to something

He could stand on 5th Avenue and freeze someone’s rent and he wouldn’t lose a single supporter.

They call him Mr. Freeze, and he is going to take over Gotham City.

"Chill out." Mamdami to rents, probably

it is now

No Drama Mamdani

Zohran voice “my wife”

Conservatives: “He only had average SAT scores!” Also TechBro Conservative at Sequoia:

Someone better get to “Mamdani Mamis” before someone worse takes it

Iron Zohran

Uhh Zohran Wrap

it's pronounced te-FLON

👍😂

Seasoned Mamdani

Zohran Zohran, he’s killing it!

I just hope they don’t find out about his Juggalo phase in the summer of 2011

Mamdanantium, the strongest known material in our political universe

Yes

you don't mess with the Zohran

partial to Zohran the Destroyer myself

It’s something

¨I'm rubber and you're glue...¨

Teflon Zohran vs. Benjamin Buttonyahoo

Teflon Zohran, he's the *good* kind of PFAS — Politician For American Socialism.

If Fox hadn't already given us "Zohran The Destroyer" it might of been... but the first name is already covered now... we don't really need to make him look cool the right is dumping millions into doing that daily.

Zohran the Untouchable. Put him in a cape and top hat with a little wand.

Zohranon

Bond villain Max Zohran from a "A View to a Kill" with theme song by… Zohran Zohran www.youtube.com/watch?v=hWVb...

Zefran Tefron

Enter the Frozone

I've been thinking this exact thing myself.

"You Don't Mess with the Zohran" and it's him in cut off shorts.

Zohran the Unadherent

Teflohran

Zofran momdaddy

After the initial run of Teflon Zohran, they tried in vain to stop it. It spawned the forever chemicals of woke socialism.

calphalonzoran

It is a fond hope.

you don't mess with the zohran ?

The funny thing is that is a Zionist propaganda film

never saw it. looked like shit 🙂

eco-friendly carbon steel + induction zohran

Don’t mess with the Zohran

Zorflon

You Dont Mess With the Zohran

Don't think so but glad you're thinking about it.

Teflon "Hussein" Zohran

Teflon is toxic. So old guard. Zohran wholesome. He is more like your nana’s heirloom cast iron skillet that has been handed down to the newlyweds. Practical, economical, proven, utilitarian ideas that just work better than the gimmicks from the marketing department of a weapons manufacturer.

good writing 🏆

Allegations don’t stick to this guy.

Thanks, need to go take my ibuprofen the one upstairs not the one downstairs.

More like Cast Iron. Strong, durable and willing/able to work for as long as you put in the work (votes) for it. The more you sling grease/oil at it and turn up the heat, the less things stick to it.

Zohran the Don

It's very funny watching the Democratic establishment freaking out watching a guy be likeable and not corrupt, like it's some kind of uncrackable cheat code lol

The residents of NYC seem to think that corruption and sexual harassment are worse than taking the SAT and applying to college. It must be some sort of Islamosocialist plot.

hell yeah

They let it (racist capitalist criticism) slide cuz he's famous 😎

Zohran Derangement Syndrome is definitely something

Teflon Zon is right there!

”You don’t mess with the Zoh(r)an”