He is obviously evil, yes, but he is crucially also the biggest mark of all time. He once thought Vince McMahon was dead because he saw his limousine explode on Monday Night Raw.
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Also: he's paying* someone for gold leaf, and, whether he knows it or not, he's getting gold spray paint Classic mark! *ymmv
jul 8, 2025, 10:33 pm • 6 0 • view
Dumbest mofo on the planet. The crescendo of American politics
jul 9, 2025, 12:12 pm • 2 0 • view
🤣
jul 8, 2025, 4:27 pm • 1 0 • view
It is that stupidity that makes him so dangerous. You can see people manipulate him in real time.
jul 8, 2025, 7:25 pm • 1 0 • view
The Pavlovian President, whose ego and id are one and the same.
jul 8, 2025, 7:42 pm • 2 0 • view
Duhhhh. Like we don’t know this. Plus he’s not nice. He’s playing you.
jul 8, 2025, 8:50 pm • 1 0 • view
Duh... ya think?
jul 8, 2025, 10:08 pm • 0 0 • view
Trump’s pattern is to make a big show of shitting on / breaking prior policy, only to ineptly fumble his way right back to the status quo ante : Ukraine, Iran nuclear deal, NAFTA, TACOing the tariffs… If he’s not Ceaucescu’ed first, maybe one day he’ll figure out why we welcome immigration.
jul 8, 2025, 5:50 pm • 1 1 • view
..... wait, really?
jul 8, 2025, 4:32 pm • 1 0 • view
www.complex.com/sports/a/gav...
jul 8, 2025, 5:46 pm • 0 0 • view
deadspin.com/10-years-ago... Yeah. Then that dude killed his family and himself.
jul 8, 2025, 4:39 pm • 4 0 • view
No, no, I knew about the storyline. But that Trump thought it was real? That's amazing. And a little pathetic.
jul 8, 2025, 4:40 pm • 4 0 • view
I think he was worried about stock price too iirc.
jul 8, 2025, 4:48 pm • 1 0 • view
Boy is he sad he has to agree with these additional sanctions. His boss is gonna be mad.
jul 9, 2025, 10:24 am • 1 0 • view
Trump just got certified at the “Brian Kemp Things I Learned Yesterday” School.
jul 9, 2025, 7:56 pm • 1 0 • view
My favorite is when Stephen Miller steals his nose.
jul 9, 2025, 1:00 am • 2 0 • view
If anybody bothered to play peek-a-boo with him as a baby, he definitely freaked the fuck out when the person disappeared
jul 8, 2025, 11:11 pm • 1 0 • view
I can't even tell if you're joking or not and I love that.
jul 8, 2025, 4:39 pm • 0 0 • view
For real? He thought McMahon was dead?
jul 9, 2025, 6:15 pm • 0 0 • view
"He's ... the biggest mark of all time." Allow me to introduce you to this man.
jul 8, 2025, 4:28 pm • 33 0 • view
His shareholders and financiers... The Era of Cult of Personality better peak soon Just make it stop, please.
jul 9, 2025, 9:13 am • 3 0 • view
Elon falls for every stupid internet hoax that comes across his Twitter feed. And not just online hoaxes. Remember that "pedo guy" thing? Elon was being conned by a fraudster pretending to be a private eye. He's just immensely gullible for what he wants to believe.
jul 9, 2025, 10:05 am • 3 0 • view
With the corollary to this being WWE stock plummeted when stockholders thought that Trump had legit bought and was running Monday Night Raw.
jul 8, 2025, 5:29 pm • 0 0 • view
The EPA was very unfair to the Ghostbusters, very unfair
jul 8, 2025, 4:31 pm • 213 5 • view
And let’s not get started on the bureaucratic red tape they had to go through from the Mamdani administration.
jul 9, 2025, 1:17 am • 0 0 • view
fucking lol at an inopportune time where I am
jul 8, 2025, 4:31 pm • 41 0 • view
it was a terrible disaster when the federal government released the ghosts in New York, very bad
jul 8, 2025, 4:33 pm • 46 3 • view
Wonder if the weirdo righties posting about woke Superman yesterday think Ghostbusters is just a silly little apolitical cinematic time killer.
jul 8, 2025, 4:38 pm • 5 0 • view
They think that about a lot of movies, art, music, until someone gets them to actually notice there’s a message, or they read the lyrics, and then it’s “they were great before they suddenly went woke”.
jul 8, 2025, 7:57 pm • 2 0 • view
I had big, burly men walk up to me with tears in their eyes and they said to me “sir. Sir, Slimer ate all the hot dogs out of my cart and overturned it” So we are looking very strongly at what happened there.
jul 8, 2025, 4:41 pm • 18 1 • view
The origin story of the Demoncrats
jul 8, 2025, 6:18 pm • 1 0 • view
Peck had a point tho about operating a containment unit in the middle of New York City
jul 8, 2025, 4:36 pm • 6 0 • view
“Bye. I’m gonna MISS HIM!”
jul 8, 2025, 4:37 pm • 3 0 • view
[treb at a funeral being sent a post that says "McNabb Got My Bussy Bopping"]: GwahhhH
jul 8, 2025, 4:32 pm • 37 1 • view
Nearly happened 4 years ago!
jul 8, 2025, 4:46 pm • 10 0 • view
The fact that Donald Trump is the stupidest motherfucker on the planet really ought to be a much more relevant and salient point than it is today.
jul 8, 2025, 4:36 pm • 21 1 • view
Of course I gotta make this clear. I am not defending him.
jul 8, 2025, 5:00 pm • 0 0 • view
That can't be true considering people listen to him and believe him.
jul 8, 2025, 4:59 pm • 0 0 • view
Serious question, who's dumber: him or the people that voted for him? As has been noted. It's been kind of hard to complain about a leopard being a leopard. It's not turtles all the way down, it's rubes. Leopard's going to leopard, fool's going to be fooled.
jul 9, 2025, 9:16 am • 2 0 • view
He thought stealth planes were literally invisible www.popularmechanics.com/military/avi...
jul 10, 2025, 3:15 pm • 0 0 • view
Sometimes the old “rules of decorum” make me roll my eyes, but he seems to be taking a childlike glee at cursing on camera these days.
jul 8, 2025, 4:40 pm • 1 0 • view
Looking at it 😂 now that's BS...
jul 8, 2025, 8:25 pm • 0 0 • view
WTF
jul 8, 2025, 9:27 pm • 0 0 • view
And that was *after* he appeared at Wrestlemania!
jul 8, 2025, 4:43 pm • 1 0 • view
Bro would lose his mind at “L'arrivée d'un train en gare de La Ciotat”
jul 8, 2025, 4:28 pm • 0 0 • view
World-record stupid
jul 8, 2025, 10:57 pm • 1 0 • view
It was a convincing explosion
jul 8, 2025, 4:51 pm • 1 0 • view
I can’t… lol
jul 8, 2025, 6:02 pm • 0 0 • view
Aaannnddd coffee out the nose 😂
jul 8, 2025, 4:28 pm • 2 0 • view
Bingo!
jul 8, 2025, 4:29 pm • 0 0 • view
What really blows me away is that 70M Americans were, in turn, his mark
jul 8, 2025, 5:53 pm • 1 0 • view
He's yet to understand photoshop...and how tattoos work.
jul 8, 2025, 4:31 pm • 5 0 • view
That moment with Terry Moran, just sitting there looking gigantic next to Trump lmao, plays in my mind randomly still. It’s astonishing how stupid.
jul 8, 2025, 6:01 pm • 3 0 • view
if they don't shred/delete all the documents on the way out, future historians are going to have a field day with those putin call transcripts
jul 8, 2025, 4:56 pm • 1 0 • view
Biggest and easiest mark.
jul 8, 2025, 7:23 pm • 0 0 • view
Hey! I also thought this. In my defense I was 12 and that shit seemed so real! I thought undertaker was immortal.
jul 8, 2025, 4:45 pm • 1 0 • view
Is that the royal "us" he's using there"
jul 8, 2025, 4:28 pm • 0 0 • view
That's such a uniquely depressing fact coupled with him being the president of the god damn united fuckign
jul 8, 2025, 8:52 pm • 1 0 • view
He is also very stupid, lazy, and an overall slob.
jul 8, 2025, 5:31 pm • 2 0 • view
This is true he is openly trolled and mocked by Putin and Netanyahu with cameras rolling every time they interact.
jul 9, 2025, 2:12 pm • 2 0 • view
Hear me out: could we convince him that America blew up so he’ll defect to Russia?
jul 8, 2025, 5:27 pm • 1 0 • view
It's remarkable how credulous he really appears to be, for someone so duplicitous.
jul 8, 2025, 7:00 pm • 3 0 • view
These are the moments I love… when saying something like this could result in Konstantin Kilimnik being rolled out from his plush house in the FSB housing gated community… to a bunch of cameras.
jul 8, 2025, 4:32 pm • 0 0 • view
He is perfect 😍 say both Xi and Putin. Good luck 🍀 America 🇺🇸
jul 9, 2025, 1:48 am • 0 0 • view
It’s really unfortunate how much becoming a smart mark has helped to understand the current political landscape
jul 8, 2025, 4:28 pm • 67 5 • view
It's the whole ballgame.
jul 8, 2025, 4:29 pm • 38 1 • view
I'm genuinely concerned about what happens when Cody decides its time to run for office.
jul 8, 2025, 6:02 pm • 2 0 • view
I thought Two Corinthians was the whole ballgame?
jul 8, 2025, 5:54 pm • 1 0 • view
I didn't follow it when I was younger (no TV) but my husband explained it to me and got me into it in like 2015 and whoo boy you are incredibly correct, understanding professional wrestling really helped me understand everything else that was soon to occur.
jul 8, 2025, 4:48 pm • 4 0 • view
Check out retired pro wrestlers and it becomes even more uncanny — the uncanny bit is that they get it. They are either right wing extremist-type psychos, or they are Kevin Nash saying “Shut the fuck up Cracker let’s talk about systemic racism.” No middle-grounders. Because they get the show.
jul 8, 2025, 4:50 pm • 11 0 • view
IMO Idiocracy called it but set the timetable up too far into the future
jul 8, 2025, 6:37 pm • 3 0 • view
I mean... I'd rather have him as president. He was a deeply deranged professional wrestler, but he also: 1. Acknowledged when people were more knowledgeable than him. 2. Delegated (admittedly with unrealistic expectations on timelines). 3. Changed his mind when presented with evidence.
jul 8, 2025, 11:01 pm • 2 0 • view
I also agree and imagine him as the Democratic nominee 😔
jul 8, 2025, 11:27 pm • 2 0 • view
People started talking seriously about getting the rock to run against T* in 2019 and I'm like nope we're here it's over
jul 8, 2025, 11:27 pm • 2 0 • view
Yeah, there’s a certain point of Spectacle (capital S for my guy, Debord) where you hit the wall and trying to one-up the spectacle is not only impossible, it’s tactically inadvisable.
jul 9, 2025, 2:58 pm • 2 0 • view
AMERICA is the biggest 'mark' in history, without a doubt.
jul 8, 2025, 5:27 pm • 0 0 • view
Beneath that thick veneer of makeup, beneath that layer of narcissism and cruelty, is just a really, really, really, really, *reeeealy* stupid man.
jul 8, 2025, 4:33 pm • 37 0 • view
Trump used to have a certain keen low cunning. Even that's gone away now.
jul 8, 2025, 4:45 pm • 7 0 • view
This was the same year Trump was involved in the WWE battle of the billionaires. He knew the whole thing was (cough) staged (cough) and yet he fell for the exploding limo.
jul 8, 2025, 6:29 pm • 1 0 • view
He's the horse they rode in on, that's all. That's what those two goons on either side of him are telling themselves.
jul 8, 2025, 9:14 pm • 2 0 • view
He's the asset. The American people are the marks, as evidenced by the war he's waging on us.
jul 8, 2025, 6:15 pm • 2 0 • view
He’s just figuring it out. The dude is like 3 yrs old. His brain is fried. Has he figured out Israel is playing him yet?
jul 8, 2025, 5:03 pm • 2 0 • view
Well, duh
jul 9, 2025, 1:14 am • 0 0 • view
Talk about being PLAYED.
jul 8, 2025, 5:08 pm • 0 0 • view
there's an anecdote about bill clinton's first meeting with putin, where clinton came away from it telling white house staff "he's either very stupid or thinks i am". guess putin finally found his ideal mark
jul 8, 2025, 4:32 pm • 29 3 • view
Dubya thought he was "Straightforward and trustworthy".
jul 8, 2025, 6:25 pm • 10 0 • view
yeah "looked in his soul" or some nonsense lmao what a rube
jul 8, 2025, 6:30 pm • 8 0 • view
Yes and the Russians have exploited his gullibility for decades.
jul 8, 2025, 8:23 pm • 1 0 • view
Off topic, but is Stephen Miller's wife spying on Elon, or leaking to ?
jul 9, 2025, 12:04 pm • 1 0 • view
He's just mad at vlad for not nominating him for the "noble" peace prize.
jul 8, 2025, 5:46 pm • 1 0 • view
Vince, one of his many friends with the accused hobby of “human trafficking for the reason of sex” that he has.
jul 9, 2025, 1:01 am • 2 0 • view
In retrospect then, it was kind of him to offer Vince's poor widow a job.
jul 8, 2025, 4:30 pm • 9 0 • view
Is Daddy Trump turning on his Daddy Putin?
jul 8, 2025, 6:26 pm • 0 0 • view
If I wanted to know the truth, he would be the last person I would ask.
jul 8, 2025, 7:07 pm • 1 0 • view
has access to all the best information but doesn't give a shit about anything that doesn't enrich himself.....worst M’FCKR ever to hold power
jul 8, 2025, 5:42 pm • 1 0 • view
Drumpft is such a traitor!
jul 8, 2025, 5:06 pm • 1 0 • view
Never forget
jul 9, 2025, 1:27 am • 0 0 • view
He is truly a thundering dumbass. A legendary buffoon.
jul 8, 2025, 4:29 pm • 6 0 • view
Overcooked greasy ham face. Glowing fake gold nest of hair
jul 8, 2025, 5:29 pm • 3 0 • view
He left his hair color on way too long, it melted what was left of his brain.😏 I'm surprised we can't actually see it dripping out of his ears. 😉
jul 8, 2025, 5:38 pm • 1 0 • view
He genuinely looks sad that Putin turned out to be, um, Putin. Wait until he finds out about the assassinations.
jul 8, 2025, 9:19 pm • 1 0 • view
How long until he starts talking about some AI slop video like it’s something that actually happened… “I saw a baby riding a gorilla, incredible”
jul 8, 2025, 11:11 pm • 2 0 • view
OMG! I forgot about that
jul 8, 2025, 10:57 pm • 1 0 • view
Just proves the theory that he is a bitch,most men would punch not slap😂🤣😅
jul 8, 2025, 11:42 pm • 2 0 • view
Right!!! Unless you touch his hair…then the gloves come off
jul 8, 2025, 11:51 pm • 1 0 • view
What hair... thats Ivanas pubes weaved into a toupee😅🤣😂
jul 8, 2025, 11:53 pm • 1 0 • view
Oh wow…I love a good weave joke I used to watch Bravo a lot
jul 8, 2025, 11:56 pm • 1 0 • view
People are always irate when Canada, UK, etc do business with his deranged fascist ass but they need to understand this is how most of those nations really see Trump
jul 8, 2025, 10:10 pm • 5 1 • view
Blinding ignorance, a pathological inability to tell the truth, and susceptibility to flattery aren't good combinations for a chief executive. But here we are.
jul 8, 2025, 4:30 pm • 3 1 • view
Ahhh, trump thought they were besties. Sad!
jul 9, 2025, 5:59 pm • 0 0 • view
More reason for his cult to adore him "We're marks too! He's just like us!"
jul 8, 2025, 4:29 pm • 1 0 • view
jul 8, 2025, 6:49 pm • 2 0 • view
REEEEEEEEK
jul 8, 2025, 7:20 pm • 0 0 • view
he watches someone else "win" three card Monty on the streets of Vegas and goes, holy shit it's too easy
jul 8, 2025, 4:31 pm • 4 0 • view
Donald, he's just not that into you...
jul 8, 2025, 5:44 pm • 1 0 • view
For someone who lives by the rule "you are either predator or prey" it's impressive how blind he is to this
jul 8, 2025, 4:30 pm • 4 0 • view
jul 8, 2025, 4:37 pm • 0 0 • view
Wow. It's such a corny bit too: www.the-sun.com/sport/132971...
jul 8, 2025, 7:48 pm • 1 0 • view
Hey, now. Be kind. Trump is suffering. His biggest hero has turned out to be… exactly what everyone else on the planet knew him to be.
jul 8, 2025, 8:53 pm • 4 0 • view
Omg! 🤦♂️ this guy BELIEVES scripted for tv wrestling is real?! wtf?! 🤦♂️ That’s our president?! We are ALL gonna die.
jul 9, 2025, 2:43 am • 2 0 • view
The more he keeps saying “nice,” the more I’m reminded to not be nice to Nazis
jul 8, 2025, 6:05 pm • 0 0 • view
bsky.app/profile/plan...
jul 8, 2025, 4:49 pm • 1 0 • view
lol I forgot about that
jul 8, 2025, 4:48 pm • 0 0 • view
Lmao
jul 8, 2025, 5:07 pm • 0 0 • view
"I don't need Russian money anymore, so screw Putin"
jul 8, 2025, 4:28 pm • 4 0 • view
I forgot about this, but there's more info here: www.complex.com/sports/a/gav...
jul 8, 2025, 5:45 pm • 2 0 • view
Shitler is so full of it.
jul 8, 2025, 5:54 pm • 0 0 • view
Maybe that's why he nominated Linda.
jul 8, 2025, 5:28 pm • 2 0 • view
HAHA! So, you finally figured that out? Took you long enough 🙄
jul 9, 2025, 5:16 am • 0 0 • view
Turns out
jul 10, 2025, 9:15 am • 0 0 • view
Maybe Putin will nominate Trump for a Nobel Peace Prize. That would make Trump feel better.
jul 9, 2025, 12:32 pm • 3 0 • view
He believed Haitains were eating cats & dogs. He is so easily manipulated by pulling the right strings.
jul 9, 2025, 1:42 pm • 2 0 • view
No one said the Felon was quick on the uptake.
jul 8, 2025, 10:12 pm • 1 0 • view
Stupid mark behavior + decrepit old man memory make for some real fun self-owns
jul 8, 2025, 8:18 pm • 0 0 • view
Poor trump sad face. "Nobody likes me, everybody hates me, I think I'll eat some worms."
jul 8, 2025, 4:30 pm • 2 0 • view
He was always a useful idiot. Putin just decided that he’s no longer useful.
jul 8, 2025, 4:32 pm • 4 1 • view
jul 8, 2025, 4:51 pm • 0 0 • view
I had a long negotiation with a union officer once. When we reached a deal, I pointed out that the deal was worse for his membership than where we started. He might be related to Trump
jul 8, 2025, 4:55 pm • 2 0 • view
he was absolutely devastated when they killed Mr. Peanut during the Super Bowl
jul 8, 2025, 4:28 pm • 17 0 • view
Narcissist are one of the easiest personalities to play
jul 8, 2025, 4:27 pm • 24 0 • view
It's the essence of what makes them playable, no?
jul 9, 2025, 9:13 am • 2 0 • view
The "Mark of Bibi"?
jul 8, 2025, 5:12 pm • 0 0 • view
exceptionalism at its finest?
jul 8, 2025, 4:46 pm • 0 0 • view
In transactions involving the Brooklyn Bridge, it’s never clear whether Trump is the buyer or seller.
jul 8, 2025, 5:52 pm • 2 0 • view
Trump’s remarks here reenforces the observations people are making about Trump showing signs of dementia
jul 8, 2025, 5:07 pm • 0 0 • view
It's giving "I know you are, but what am I?" realness.
jul 8, 2025, 4:27 pm • 3 0 • view
He put a 20% tarriff on Papa Shango for cursing the Ultimate Warrior that one time.
jul 8, 2025, 4:31 pm • 3 0 • view
Trump calling anyone ‘full of shit’ is like a arsonist complaining about smoke. Meanwhile, he still won’t say if he’d defend NATO. Trump: ‘Putin bullshits!’ Also Trump: takes his word over US intel.
jul 8, 2025, 4:28 pm • 10 1 • view
What did Trump just say about Putin
jul 9, 2025, 3:04 am • 0 0 • view
Bullshit? So presidents swearing while doing press conferences is just normal now?
jul 8, 2025, 7:12 pm • 1 0 • view
Fuck yeah.
jul 8, 2025, 7:20 pm • 2 0 • view
jul 8, 2025, 6:40 pm • 0 0 • view
He was kind enough to keep employing his widow.
jul 8, 2025, 11:05 pm • 0 0 • view
Being a wrestling fan curses you with foresight.
jul 8, 2025, 11:32 pm • 1 0 • view
Damn I was at that event. Wilkes-Barre, PA lmao
jul 8, 2025, 4:34 pm • 0 0 • view