Many things have been said about Curtis Yarvin, but at his core this man is a full-on — and pardon my language here — dorkus malorkus.
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I prefer the term donkwaggle, but yours works as well.
jul 9, 2025, 6:43 pm • 0 0 • view
He is absolutely VILE. His philosophy amounts to a garbagepail of muck!!
jul 9, 2025, 6:34 pm • 0 0 • view
A real neo-maxi-zoom-dweebie. I'm sorry...neo-NAZI...
jul 9, 2025, 5:56 pm • 0 0 • view
He looks like someone who finally got their jacket out of layaway from 1992 when anyone actually wore those.
jul 9, 2025, 5:55 pm • 4 0 • view
jul 9, 2025, 5:57 pm • 7 0 • view
this is what I would describe as "a lightspeed megabummer"
jul 9, 2025, 5:57 pm • 3 0 • view
He reminds me of an ex-boyfriend. In 1986.
jul 9, 2025, 7:22 pm • 1 0 • view
Not even a poser, a poseur.
jul 9, 2025, 7:23 pm • 0 0 • view
Please excuse the suckup behavior of posting a post about the Onion to Mr. Onion but bsky.app/profile/ehir...
jul 9, 2025, 6:05 pm • 101 0 • view
10/10 no notes
jul 9, 2025, 7:25 pm • 0 0 • view
No, this one needs more exposure. You fucking got his ass.
jul 9, 2025, 6:21 pm • 18 0 • view
🙏
jul 9, 2025, 6:45 pm • 2 0 • view
That's what he looks like?!
jul 9, 2025, 6:46 pm • 17 0 • view
What makes it so frustrating is that you can tell that someone is doing yeoman's work in glowing him up for his more recent profiles (although he still looks like a fuckin herb)
jul 9, 2025, 7:27 pm • 2 0 • view
That’s his glammed up look! He’s had a little bit of a Zuckerberg-esque nerd trajectory 😭😭😭
jul 9, 2025, 6:53 pm • 0 0 • view
“There are no men like me!"
jul 9, 2025, 7:12 pm • 0 0 • view
Karen, that's what Yarvin looks like *when he has been professionally styled for a photoshoot*
jul 9, 2025, 6:51 pm • 70 0 • view
trying to bring back that original founders’ hairdo
jul 9, 2025, 7:28 pm • 0 0 • view
The sleeves on that jacket are…so so long 😂
jul 9, 2025, 7:31 pm • 7 0 • view
Or the arms SO SHORT
jul 9, 2025, 7:41 pm • 4 0 • view
His arms too short to box with God
jul 9, 2025, 8:03 pm • 2 0 • view
Ah, the Master Race.
jul 9, 2025, 7:05 pm • 2 0 • view
I fucking hate that guy.
jul 10, 2025, 4:35 am • 0 0 • view
Weenie Barbarino
jul 12, 2025, 7:03 pm • 3 0 • view
Is he trying to make up for something...
jul 9, 2025, 8:39 pm • 0 0 • view
That leather coat is actually a thunder jacket for the dickless
jul 9, 2025, 6:00 pm • 2 0 • view
jul 9, 2025, 6:08 pm • 12 0 • view
Back in the day many photos of Mao. In every one, the sleeves were too long . Is this a meme? Millions dead in Mao's China, BTW
jul 9, 2025, 6:33 pm • 0 0 • view
Doesn’t look like much to me!
jul 9, 2025, 6:51 pm • 0 0 • view
A total jabroni
jul 9, 2025, 6:02 pm • 4 0 • view
I bet they have had to override his first choice of the varsity jacket
jul 9, 2025, 8:02 pm • 0 0 • view
it really, really pains me to say this but he is bizarro stephan jenkins
jul 9, 2025, 5:55 pm • 8 0 • view
exquisite alt text
jul 9, 2025, 9:59 pm • 2 0 • view
Very glad to see somebody of influence use their reach to advance the worldwide usage of Dorkus Malorkus. I've been doing my part to normalize it for the past month or so but of course, I am nobody.
jul 9, 2025, 5:55 pm • 0 0 • view
worst paul rust character ever
jul 9, 2025, 11:13 pm • 0 0 • view
Looks like he's wearing his older brother's jacket. Awful outfit.
jul 9, 2025, 6:07 pm • 1 0 • view
He looks like the version of Neil Gaiman you'd expect to have done that shit
jul 9, 2025, 7:22 pm • 2 0 • view
Look, I will not make fun of anyone's appearance, with the exception of people who think their genes make them superior. and buddy, if you have no chin and go straight from face to neck, maybe don't make assumptions about other people based on their appearance
jul 9, 2025, 9:27 pm • 0 0 • view
Curtis Yarvin is the Johann Plenge of Arthur Fonzarellis.
jul 9, 2025, 11:02 pm • 0 0 • view
how to make a black leather jacket look uncool
jul 9, 2025, 9:14 pm • 2 0 • view
That’s a nice jacket. Does it come in men’s?
jul 10, 2025, 4:32 am • 1 0 • view
As an out and proud dork, do you know how painful it is that he IDs as one of us? 😩
jul 9, 2025, 9:23 pm • 0 0 • view
Whoa, harsh but fair? That jacket does look like it's been in storage since the Clinton administration!
jul 9, 2025, 5:58 pm • 0 0 • view
jul 9, 2025, 6:50 pm • 0 0 • view
It is difficult for nearly anyone wearing a black leather bomber jacket to not look cool. But, somehow, Yarvin fails at this (not that looking cool is a very important thing, it’s not). What’s screwy here is that he appears to have no clue that he looks like a dork.
jul 10, 2025, 5:16 am • 0 0 • view
I've met this loser a hundred times and I have just one thing to say about him, "ladies, cover your drinks."
jul 9, 2025, 5:59 pm • 7 0 • view
This is the guy we threw out of The Upstart Crow coffee house in droves in the 90’s just blather and made people crazy.
jul 9, 2025, 6:49 pm • 0 0 • view
yarvin is a lot worse than a goofy guy trying to look cool. Given his way, he’d literally disassemble america. Of course he and musk are plotting to take over the country; a state in unrest is an easy target.
jul 9, 2025, 6:10 pm • 0 0 • view
I can easily believe there are people like CY. What I find harder to understand is why anyone would take him seriously.
jul 9, 2025, 6:18 pm • 0 0 • view
Thinks he’s …
jul 9, 2025, 6:20 pm • 0 0 • view
He has nothing on Area Man.
jul 9, 2025, 7:13 pm • 1 0 • view
Is that real pleather?
jul 12, 2025, 11:27 pm • 0 0 • view
and so so boring. dangerous, deadly, stupid, and also just so boring.
jul 9, 2025, 5:56 pm • 1 0 • view
💯
jul 9, 2025, 6:47 pm • 0 0 • view
I tried to read the NYT interview with Curtis Yarvin. He makes no sense unless you know little to nothing about history, sociology, psychology, theology, political science, economics, and philosophy.
jul 14, 2025, 7:39 pm • 1 0 • view
It sadly reads like some aspiring entry-level Mensan who confuses obscurity with originality or profundity.
jul 14, 2025, 9:20 pm • 2 0 • view
Most unf**able white dude ever! Total dorkus!
jul 12, 2025, 8:16 pm • 2 0 • view
jul 9, 2025, 10:56 pm • 4 0 • view
The third and youngest Coen Brother, the one that missed the talent sweepstakes.
jul 9, 2025, 6:04 pm • 0 0 • view
Rarely are leather jackets not performative lmao
jul 10, 2025, 2:01 am • 0 0 • view
Who ordered the Temu Neil Diamond?
jul 10, 2025, 2:43 am • 2 0 • view
What did his parents do to him to make him so horrible?
jul 9, 2025, 6:08 pm • 0 0 • view
jul 9, 2025, 6:47 pm • 0 0 • view
He won't commit to that second jean pocket thumb-hook but at least they captured him thinking about it.
jul 9, 2025, 9:02 pm • 0 0 • view
dear lord i did not know what he looks like. maaaaaaannnn looks like every adjunct that ever tried bone me with Baudrillard's dick in undergrad
jul 9, 2025, 6:55 pm • 3 0 • view
The Fonz.
jul 9, 2025, 5:54 pm • 1 0 • view
One of the ironies of the Fonz is that Henry Winkler really is (& always was) kind of a dork. Except Henry was always the loveable kind.
jul 9, 2025, 7:49 pm • 3 0 • view
I still think about how someone years go called it the Dork Entitlement.
jul 9, 2025, 5:57 pm • 1 0 • view
Fit looking like a late 80’s sitcom doofus
jul 10, 2025, 7:50 am • 0 0 • view
Big Reddit mod energy
jul 9, 2025, 10:03 pm • 1 0 • view
Sadly, he thinks he's hot stuff. Who's going to tell him?
jul 9, 2025, 5:58 pm • 0 0 • view
Man, I haven’t seen Revenge of the Nerds in years, but isn’t that the nerd that rapes the cheerleader at the end?
jul 9, 2025, 5:54 pm • 0 0 • view
We were wrong. We need to once again free the jocks.
jul 9, 2025, 9:13 pm • 2 0 • view
THAT’S NOT LATIN
jul 9, 2025, 5:54 pm • 7 0 • view
That's not Latin! MOM
jul 10, 2025, 4:33 pm • 3 0 • view
Too bad it is an objectively uncool leather jacket. theonion.com/study-finds-...
jul 9, 2025, 6:08 pm • 2 0 • view
That’s being kind
jul 9, 2025, 6:50 pm • 0 0 • view
This guy is banned from every local game store because he kept being groom-y in the new player D&D games
jul 9, 2025, 5:58 pm • 0 0 • view
Many of history’s vilest have been losers, but look at the damage they cause. People don’t become fascists because they’re cool, they because fascists because they’re terminally uncool, by definition.
jul 10, 2025, 2:33 am • 1 0 • view
Indeed, it is deeply embarrassing to be getting beat by a bunch of edgelords. Can we please get our collective crap together now?
jul 10, 2025, 3:22 am • 2 0 • view
Motorcycle jacket fail
jul 9, 2025, 8:24 pm • 0 0 • view
Is that Andy Dick?
jul 9, 2025, 7:41 pm • 1 0 • view
Andy Dick is better looking than Curtis Yarvin. Smarter too.
jul 9, 2025, 9:05 pm • 2 0 • view
“The guys in my car club call me The Cruiser.”
jul 12, 2025, 7:54 pm • 0 0 • view
the dorks most certainly do NOT claim him
jul 9, 2025, 10:49 pm • 0 0 • view
He looks like the stereotypical 80s movie nerd with a leather jacket and his idea of a "cool guy" haircut.
jul 9, 2025, 6:21 pm • 0 0 • view
The alt text here is everything!
jul 9, 2025, 7:42 pm • 1 0 • view
He’s totally cosplaying as 90s Neil Gaiman.
jul 9, 2025, 5:58 pm • 28 0 • view
Yasssss
jul 9, 2025, 6:38 pm • 0 0 • view
Knowing what we know now, pretty appropriate!
jul 9, 2025, 6:01 pm • 19 0 • view
Yes, he's a dweeb, a glurb. Loser guy.
jul 12, 2025, 8:18 pm • 0 0 • view
J.D. Vance's mentor for Dark Enlightenment.
jul 12, 2025, 7:38 pm • 1 0 • view
Why do republicans consistently need someone to hero worship and follow? I seem to remember the years long crush they had for Grover Norquist not so long ago…
jul 9, 2025, 7:45 pm • 1 0 • view
Classic total dork. Possibly the dorkiest of all dorks.
jul 12, 2025, 8:25 pm • 0 0 • view
How dare you
jul 9, 2025, 11:38 pm • 0 0 • view
Never seen a jacket too big and too small at the same time before.
jul 9, 2025, 5:55 pm • 42 0 • view
Omg same.
jul 10, 2025, 2:45 pm • 0 0 • view
Thumb in the pocket is brutal.
jul 9, 2025, 5:55 pm • 0 0 • view
Ayn Rand was a milksop Nietzsche and Curtis Yarvin is a milksop Ayn Rand. That’s a lotta milksops there!
jul 9, 2025, 7:03 pm • 2 0 • view
A historical caliber putz
jul 9, 2025, 5:55 pm • 2 0 • view
Another member of the master race. 🙄
jul 12, 2025, 6:59 pm • 2 0 • view
He looks like Andy Dick in a wig
jul 9, 2025, 5:57 pm • 1 0 • view
No matter what he does, he’ll always look like a Subaru-owner.
jul 9, 2025, 7:10 pm • 1 0 • view
How the fuck are we losing a civilizational conflict to assholes like this? Isn’t there a commode someone could stick his head in before flushing?
jul 10, 2025, 2:07 pm • 6 0 • view
I am not a pretty man. But at least I know what I can rock and what I cannot. This man has no concept of what rock even means.
jul 9, 2025, 9:12 pm • 0 0 • view
I mean
jul 9, 2025, 5:55 pm • 2 0 • view
Hahahaha
jul 9, 2025, 5:54 pm • 0 0 • view
bsky.app/profile/did:...
jul 9, 2025, 9:05 pm • 13 0 • view
jul 9, 2025, 10:34 pm • 7 0 • view
Gee, the reincarnation of Francis Parker Yockey.
jul 12, 2025, 7:51 pm • 0 0 • view
Dorkus Maximus, even.
jul 12, 2025, 6:58 pm • 2 0 • view
I want to push him into a locker So Bad.
jul 9, 2025, 5:58 pm • 0 0 • view
the part where he has long hair but doesn't admire the looks of anyone with long hair so he doesn't know he's supposed to do what Ron Wood does with it
jul 9, 2025, 6:53 pm • 6 0 • view
Tough but fair.
jul 9, 2025, 5:55 pm • 1 0 • view
I have seen that name, but I don't want to google it as that is sure to spread that throughout all my searches. Who the hell is he?
jul 9, 2025, 6:30 pm • 0 0 • view
moronus moldbug
jul 9, 2025, 8:17 pm • 0 0 • view
jul 9, 2025, 8:56 pm • 0 0 • view
The alt text wins the internet today.
jul 9, 2025, 10:10 pm • 0 0 • view
Herbus Maximus
jul 9, 2025, 5:54 pm • 1 0 • view
He’s a real Douche canoe
jul 10, 2025, 2:37 pm • 0 0 • view
He’s the philosopher of the More Kings Party
jul 9, 2025, 5:59 pm • 0 0 • view
I can hear the squeak from the leather jacket.
jul 9, 2025, 8:56 pm • 0 0 • view
jul 9, 2025, 6:04 pm • 1 0 • view
man needs a swirlie & some time inside a locker
jul 9, 2025, 5:56 pm • 16 0 • view
I bet dude rides one of those ridiculous tricycles and has never been on a motorcycle.
jul 9, 2025, 6:42 pm • 1 0 • view
That's how he became what he is today.
jul 9, 2025, 6:22 pm • 1 0 • view
They hate clothes that fit.
jul 9, 2025, 5:55 pm • 1 0 • view
Who has never in his entire life been on a motorcycle.
jul 9, 2025, 5:56 pm • 0 0 • view
This site is a bunch latent antisemites calling jews names and deluding themselves that they said something edgy and clever
jul 12, 2025, 8:03 pm • 0 0 • view
Lmao
jul 9, 2025, 7:06 pm • 0 0 • view
Does he really think this works for him?
jul 12, 2025, 7:40 pm • 0 0 • view
Man needed to be shoved in WAY more lockers
jul 9, 2025, 5:56 pm • 0 0 • view
Alt text is [chef’s kiss].
jul 9, 2025, 5:59 pm • 0 0 • view
Eyes on Breen.
jul 12, 2025, 6:57 pm • 0 0 • view
I didn’t know you spoke French.
jul 9, 2025, 5:54 pm • 6 0 • view
theplotagainstamerica.com www.thenerdreich.com
jul 12, 2025, 10:28 pm • 0 0 • view
His mommy must have dropped him on his head once and decided it was fun, so….
jul 9, 2025, 9:10 pm • 1 0 • view
The New Yorker profile irrefutably establishes that. www.pinkerite.com/2025/06/curt...
jul 10, 2025, 4:05 pm • 3 0 • view
He thinks Thiel has a bit of a "weirdo edge"??!!!! 😆🤣😄 Dude, look in the freakin' mirror! 😒
jul 12, 2025, 7:17 pm • 1 0 • view
To be fair, he's not wrong about Thiel. www.pinkerite.com/2022/11/is-p...
jul 13, 2025, 12:12 am • 1 0 • view
Thanks for the link. I lol'ed at the first paragraph and much to my dawning horror, it wasn't hyperbole. 😲😑
jul 13, 2025, 2:27 am • 1 0 • view
Yeah, I know but game usually recognizes game. Yarvin is just as much of a weirdo as Thiel is only without the money and power. Odd that he's the "techbro philosopher." They all seem to be a weird pack of misanthropes. Ivory towers and all that lot . . .
jul 13, 2025, 2:22 am • 1 0 • view
"(Yarvin) spoke without interruption from his arrival to his departure, for five hours, very quickly and very loudly, interrupting himself only for curious fits of tears, when he spoke of his deceased wife, but also, more strangely, certain political situations.”
jul 10, 2025, 4:08 pm • 2 0 • view
When mall ninja grows up
jul 9, 2025, 11:45 pm • 0 0 • view
[disgusted stephen a smith voice] dorkus malorkus
jul 9, 2025, 5:55 pm • 11 0 • view
Dorkus malorkus, things of that nature.
jul 9, 2025, 5:59 pm • 8 0 • view
This man is like, the living embodiment of Pitiful John energy. Like you just know he hires trans women sex workers, cums in 30 seconds, and then spends the rest of his fifty nine minutes crying and complaining about his inadequacies.
jul 9, 2025, 6:55 pm • 0 0 • view
Perhaps one of our allies could defenestrate him since he appears to be calling the shots across their bows?
jul 9, 2025, 8:25 pm • 0 0 • view
So this dude sorta helped create a technically functional text messaging program thats still under development since 2002 and because Thiel tossed money at it in 2013 this dude then got welcomed into circles that would buy his ramblings. That's it, jfc
jul 9, 2025, 7:02 pm • 0 0 • view
A Flake...an over rated Quack...a "intellectual* for Silicon Valley billionaire Libertarians..
jul 10, 2025, 2:55 pm • 1 0 • view
Incel extraordinaire
jul 12, 2025, 7:10 pm • 1 0 • view
Curtis Yarvin looks like the kinda guy who writes in Klingon on Stormfront
jul 9, 2025, 6:20 pm • 4 0 • view
Gonna need @dieworkwear.bsky.social to weigh in on this fit
jul 9, 2025, 9:52 pm • 0 0 • view
he looks like a one supernatural character who got killed doing something stupid
jul 9, 2025, 6:18 pm • 0 0 • view
*one off
jul 9, 2025, 6:25 pm • 0 0 • view
Dweeeeeeb.
jul 9, 2025, 6:46 pm • 0 0 • view
Where the fuck did his chin go? THIS is what the Nazis see as an ideal genetic specimen? WHY do they always look like a big toe with an ingrown nail?
jul 9, 2025, 6:20 pm • 3 0 • view
He has not improved with age.
jul 9, 2025, 8:53 pm • 0 0 • view
Dorkus Pedophilias in latin
jul 9, 2025, 6:33 pm • 0 0 • view
That’s not Latin!
jul 9, 2025, 9:05 pm • 2 0 • view
Yarvin in his head cosplaying Johnny Ramone and playing air guitar to Rock & Roll High School by the Ramones at his high school's senior talent contest and winning the heart of the head cheerleader who never looked his way in his 4 years at school.
jul 9, 2025, 7:29 pm • 1 0 • view
If course he is - and he knows it too. It is what fuels his hatred.
jul 10, 2025, 4:23 pm • 1 0 • view
OMG! That poor thing! Some guys peak at 18, some guys peak much later. This dude is still waiting… Whomever convinced him that was a good pic to post online must really hate him.
jul 9, 2025, 8:21 pm • 1 0 • view
www.thebeaverton.com/2025/07/meet...
jul 10, 2025, 6:26 pm • 1 0 • view
A self-hating Jew perhaps?
jul 12, 2025, 7:35 pm • 0 0 • view
the word "douchenozzle" was invented for curtis yarvin.
jul 9, 2025, 6:17 pm • 2 0 • view
he definitely hears nickelback music playing every time he puts on that jacket
jul 9, 2025, 6:16 pm • 0 0 • view
Got really excited and thought you called him Cuntis Yarvin, which would also be a fact. I did misread your post and am mildly disappointed
jul 9, 2025, 10:39 pm • 3 0 • view
I've never heard of him but he sounds like a turd.
jul 10, 2025, 12:33 am • 2 0 • view
He's in Wikipedia. He is an extremely dangerous man; more so because so many libertarian billionaires hang on his every word, including Vice President JD Vance. If Trump exits for whatever reason, Peter Theil's and Curtis Yarvin's wholly-owned subsidiary will be in charge of the nation.
jul 10, 2025, 3:41 am • 2 0 • view
Yeah, he's a huge piece of shit who attracts the same
jul 10, 2025, 6:23 am • 2 0 • view
If Head of the Class’ Arvid Engen had a kid, he might be CY. (Actor:Dan Frischman)
jul 9, 2025, 6:23 pm • 0 0 • view
"the 1980s called ... "
jul 9, 2025, 6:05 pm • 0 0 • view
Well, he’s pro monarchy. So maybe he would be a prince Dorkus Malorkus?
jul 9, 2025, 5:56 pm • 0 0 • view
that's not Latin!😡
jul 9, 2025, 7:30 pm • 1 0 • view
That outfit is...something.
jul 10, 2025, 4:24 pm • 0 0 • view
Dude styles himself to look like Clive Owen in Sin City. 😂
jul 10, 2025, 4:25 pm • 1 0 • view
*movie trailer voice* THIS SUMMER ANDY DICK *IS* UNFUCKABLE CURT
jul 9, 2025, 5:56 pm • 4 0 • view
I think he thinks he's the Fonz
jul 10, 2025, 11:18 am • 0 0 • view
Local Eugenicist in Coma After Giving Self Swirly.
jul 9, 2025, 6:08 pm • 2 0 • view
The biker jacket is wearing him.
jul 10, 2025, 1:52 pm • 0 0 • view
Is that is his pre-op pic... what's his dead name?
jul 16, 2025, 2:03 pm • 0 0 • view
Look at that garment leather-ass jacket, holy shit. You couldn't pay me enough to be seen in public in that, and I once had a biker jacket from Wilson's.
jul 9, 2025, 6:02 pm • 0 0 • view
Can we get @dieworkwear.bsky.social to judge this one?
jul 10, 2025, 4:21 pm • 0 0 • view
That guy is a walking wedgie.
jul 10, 2025, 4:27 am • 1 0 • view
major dick-wad…
jul 9, 2025, 6:22 pm • 0 0 • view
Actually that makes him more relatable to malorkuses like me.
jul 9, 2025, 6:00 pm • 0 0 • view
It’s a little like the whole nxivm thing to me in that it makes no sense. How are all of these people taken by such an utter nerd?!?!
jul 12, 2025, 9:49 pm • 0 0 • view
David Foster Dumbass over here.
jul 9, 2025, 7:10 pm • 8 0 • view
🔥
jul 9, 2025, 7:45 pm • 1 0 • view
Right up there with Socrates, Plato, Calvin and Hobbes.
jul 12, 2025, 7:11 pm • 0 0 • view
the prototype for Elon's bomber jacket phase
jul 9, 2025, 5:54 pm • 0 0 • view
I feel that this particular case requires a specific, exact term and that term is: JAGOFF
jul 9, 2025, 6:09 pm • 0 0 • view
He is a full on FUCKING MORON!!!!!!
jul 9, 2025, 10:20 pm • 0 0 • view
he's literally this guy
jul 9, 2025, 7:31 pm • 0 0 • view
"Grok, show me what it'd look like if that Aphex Twin mask got divorced."
jul 9, 2025, 6:27 pm • 7 1 • view
idk I kinda think the jacket looks kinda cool
jul 9, 2025, 9:59 pm • 0 0 • view
📌
jul 9, 2025, 10:18 pm • 0 0 • view
This is unfair to the word "dork" and all of us who ARE dorks. Dorks are good, Yarvin is not.
jul 12, 2025, 6:56 pm • 6 0 • view
the kid gloves are off! the dude is a bona fide dillweed
jul 9, 2025, 6:29 pm • 1 0 • view
He's the new Ayn Rand. If you write about how already meglomaniacal rich people are superior and fit to rule as kings, people will pretend your unreadable dogshit Hitler ramblings are strokes of brilliance.
jul 9, 2025, 6:19 pm • 0 0 • view
Might I be so bold as to suggest he is — and bear with me here — a dingleberry dangleton.
jul 9, 2025, 8:15 pm • 1 0 • view
As a humble dingleberry merchant I urge you to please refrain from associating my products with this man
jul 9, 2025, 8:19 pm • 2 0 • view
Medieval kings would have had this man killed on sight if a disease didn't get his ass before the age of 5
jul 9, 2025, 5:54 pm • 0 0 • view
Meh. They only like him because he says the shit they want to hear.
jul 12, 2025, 7:17 pm • 0 0 • view
we should not make fun of people's appearances but also every time I see a picture of him I have to physically restrain myself from yelling DWEEB
jul 9, 2025, 5:56 pm • 184 4 • view
i mean, it’s not even due to anything about his body or face, it’s all due to things he has complete control over
jul 9, 2025, 6:01 pm • 0 0 • view
Focus on the fact that he obviously bought a motorcycle jacket that doesn’t fit him at Goodwill and doesn’t even fucking ride
jul 9, 2025, 6:02 pm • 3 1 • view
Physical appearance is off limits, but one's choices are a fair target. And he chose to dress like that.
jul 9, 2025, 6:30 pm • 2 0 • view
There are plenty of people who look every bit as dorky and are not out there weaponizing dorkiness to destroy society and no one bothers them (assuming they are not in middle school).
jul 9, 2025, 7:29 pm • 1 0 • view
He looks like an eight year old whose parents bought him a leather jacket for a photo shoot, the results of which will take care of Christmas for both sets of grandparents.
jul 9, 2025, 5:58 pm • 48 1 • view
DWEEB is his essence. he could literally look like this and not be a racist pos worm and ppl would just live their lives never caring that this man lost his chin.
jul 9, 2025, 5:58 pm • 5 0 • view
The striking thing about him is not that he screams DWEEB, because for other people we could say DWEEB with great affection. Dweebs are part of our tribe, but does Maga welcome them in, or do they simply not see it? Listen to Peter Thiel just speaking in general and you know they have no idea.
jul 9, 2025, 6:15 pm • 2 0 • view
Also, should we have known? This doesn't scream dweeb as much as POSER.
jul 9, 2025, 6:22 pm • 1 0 • view
I definitely think we should not be criticizing people for being fat, or any of the associated words. What I was criticizing was presentation, not bodies or faces. I think there's a difference and it's important.
jul 10, 2025, 3:01 am • 2 0 • view
Also I don't know what you are criticizing DeSantis for. Not his looks, I don't think. I'm missing your reference.
jul 10, 2025, 3:04 am • 0 0 • view
He's trying to be Tom Cruise from Top Gun Maverick that came out around the same time
jul 10, 2025, 3:38 am • 0 0 • view
if you espouse views like his, i say gloves off, throw out whatever you got
jul 9, 2025, 6:04 pm • 1 0 • view
Talking about gloves, he 100% owns at least one pair of those fingerless leather ones. Maybe with metal studs even.
jul 9, 2025, 6:12 pm • 2 0 • view
no, we absolutely can make fun of (presumably wealthy) people's chosen attire, that's one thing they have chosen to do to themselves of their own volition
jul 9, 2025, 5:59 pm • 5 0 • view
(my 14 heather gray t shirts from the exact same company and my kilts and basketball shorts and cargo pants are all fair game. I've done this to myself. I'm okay with being taken to task for this.)
jul 9, 2025, 6:01 pm • 2 0 • view
I feel like this captures a lot about Steinman that made him great. Like, satin motorcycle "leathers"? Baby-faced & frizzy haired? & clearly not the slightest bit self-conscious about any of that? This is the dork who can write Jim Fucking Steinman lyrics & pull it off.👍
jul 9, 2025, 7:54 pm • 3 0 • view
I cannot begin to express how much I love Steinman. Incredibly talented and FULLY committed to the bit - there is nothing cooler than that. Except maybe Meat Loaf.
jul 9, 2025, 8:20 pm • 3 0 • view
I still wish Steinman made an album with Lady Gaga
jul 9, 2025, 9:16 pm • 4 0 • view
Nah, some swag going on there.
jul 9, 2025, 6:12 pm • 3 0 • view
The only swag going on here is whatever prosthetics he put in his pants.
jul 10, 2025, 4:34 pm • 0 0 • view
Yeah, see it's really not about the choice of dress. Every piece of clothing has a person who can rock the shit out of it. But everyone has clothing they absolutely cannot rock, and they should instinctively understand their rock limitations. When you don't, that makes you a dweeb.
jul 9, 2025, 6:31 pm • 6 0 • view
And you can rock pretty much anything as long as you own it. So not only a dweeb, but one dressed by their mother for a school portrait.
jul 9, 2025, 6:34 pm • 5 0 • view
Moreover the opposite of peacocking is just as valid. You can take something decidedly lame and make it iconic if you've got the power of character behind you.
jul 10, 2025, 4:51 pm • 1 0 • view
There's also a direct line between the ability to rock a piece of clothing and one's actions, attitudes, and their overall character. So it's definitely all tied into their choices. In another life Yarvin might actually rock the shit out of that jacket. Not this one though.
jul 9, 2025, 6:35 pm • 4 0 • view
thiel hired him stylist and this is the "after" photo
jul 9, 2025, 6:00 pm • 0 0 • view
Is he trying to look like Neil Gaiman? Barf.
jul 10, 2025, 5:01 pm • 0 0 • view
wearing your sleeves like that aint physical appearance, that's a choice.
jul 9, 2025, 6:12 pm • 1 0 • view
The struggle, it is real.
jul 10, 2025, 3:36 am • 0 0 • view
Every other white asshole in Berkeley!!
jul 12, 2025, 7:13 pm • 0 0 • view
He's like a Fonzi who never got laid
jul 9, 2025, 6:03 pm • 0 0 • view
He looks like he’s dressing up in his daddy’s clothes. Maybe Curtis Yarvin needs more RAGE: Retire Adolescent Garments, Eejit.
jul 12, 2025, 7:30 pm • 2 0 • view
Jeez, that getup is John Denver circa 1987
jul 12, 2025, 7:21 pm • 0 0 • view
Wonder which side he was on during the historic Wad Accord negotiations
jul 9, 2025, 6:07 pm • 22 0 • view
Came here to say this.
jul 9, 2025, 6:57 pm • 2 0 • view
Adam Driver's evil brother
jul 9, 2025, 9:21 pm • 0 0 • view
The King of the Incels.
jul 9, 2025, 5:56 pm • 0 0 • view
And the NYTimes hired a photographer to make that dipshit look like Lou fucking Reed.
jul 9, 2025, 6:47 pm • 0 0 • view
They hired Temu version Annie Liebowitz
jul 9, 2025, 8:23 pm • 2 0 • view