I have a question. We build these public buildings, like the Supreme Court, to look like Roman temples. But the Romans would have gilded the capitals on the columns and painted the figures in the frieze, put bronze on the roof and other decorations. So why do we build ruins?

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And they get paid the big bucks (not including all the kickbacks, & free travel, vacations, tuition etc)! Can’t even do their jobs🥶

do I have citizenship? SCOTUS: well, let's get out the calipers

I never expected to hate the Supreme Court. They used to be honorable, back then. Pre-DT

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You understand, of course, that it's become impossible to identify what's real and what's satire about this Court without consulting multiple outside, reliable sources.

I fully expect to get a 6-3 decision like this on something. The supreme Court is no longer supreme. They're not even mediocre! We're wasting a lot of money on their salaries.

@priceoffootball.bsky.social would like this so much!

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So sick of hearing no one is above the law when this bunch decides who is and who isn’t. Including themselves.

What is sad is this is so easy to imagine happening for real. Gotta be tough for the Onion to come up with new ideas when the real court is so 'meh' to making Trump a king.

Most likely because 6 of them have a "get-out" plan with money in Swiss or other foreign bank accounts and they plan to use the insanity defense if they can't get out in time and get caught.

I swear I thought this was real. It’s good that you label you’re only to see the URLs on here or else I would never have known

We’ll take a look later, do anything you want until then. And if an appeals court tells you to stop, f…k em. And keep your hands off the president, he’s above the law. There .. no need to take constitutional law!

If we start executing the clinically insane, Trump would be the first to get whacked.

Next years court docket includes a decision to clarify the issue with a codicil legal test of “Are they poor?”

The people who live in the apartment below me have the surname: Sills. They named their first son Cody 🤭🤣

Knowingly or unknowingly?

I imagine unknowingly, they don’t seem terribly bright. There’s quite a bit of tension between us due to their poor behavior at times. I have often wanted to ask if Cody is planning to become a probate lawyer.

The *only* reason I know this isn’t real news is because it’s The Onion… I used to be able to easily tell the difference between.🫠

“SCOTUS, is the majority wholly compromised, siding automatically with a corrupt and fascist administration and issuing unexplained rulings that are completely full of shit?” “Depends.”

Citing cases “probably vs maybe” and “pretty sure vs there’s a chance” which were filed by Murphy’s Law firm.