This is amazing. Yesterday Trump claimed he talked to his uncle about how brilliant the Unabomber was when the Unabomber was a student of his at MIT. The Unabomber never went to MIT, he was identified in 1996, and his uncle died in 1985.
This is amazing. Yesterday Trump claimed he talked to his uncle about how brilliant the Unabomber was when the Unabomber was a student of his at MIT. The Unabomber never went to MIT, he was identified in 1996, and his uncle died in 1985.
I'm about to do it. I'm about to say "imagine if Biden did this." I don't want to but I must, because it'd be very funny. Imagine if Biden said his uncle told him how brilliant the Unabomber was a decade before he was identified. Imagine the very funny NYT push notification you'd get on your phone.
if that was the case, Jake Tapper would be cracking his knuckles and preparing to write a sequel.
Maybe he's getting the unabomber confused with Ted Cruz, the zodiac killer
By jove, good man, I do you believe you're on to something.
You're thinking of the wrong uncle
This would have turned out, bizarrely and notwithstanding the linear nature of time, to be somehow true but confusing and somehow unbelievable but documented.
I'm never getting over Corn Pop
Biden said cannibals ate his uncle and he saw beheaded babies.
You're quite adept at funneling trauma into comedy, you are well-suited to your role, and given the present sociopolitical climate, must guard against laughing yourself to death.
Trump’s supporters know he’s lying. They support him because they want him to tell the lies he tells.
I am imagining that very funny push notification from the NYT — my, what a complex set of emotions culminating in speechless hand waving
Ouija boards were definitely a thing then, Tim.
When you least expect it~ TED APPEARS. Ngl, this is likely 1 of the reasons for his enduring popularity.
"Sighing deeply, local man asks "What if Biden did this?""
this dichotomy 'Imagine if a Dem did this' is never answered or analyzed. how does the GOP get away with behavior and Dems do not?
If Biden did this, Jake Tapper would write a book about it.
I could easily rotate Biden in my mind
Just don’t say it to Jake Tapper.
The real scandal is that his uncle knew who the Unabomber was and didn’t tell anyone except his nephew?
Imagine if @jaketapper.bsky.social could hear any of this.
People gave Biden so much grief for the corn pop story then it turned out corn pop was a real guy and the story actually happened just as Biden told it
I have seen Delaware cases — actual judicial opinions — involving suspects and witnesses whose nicknames include “oatmeal,” “bump,” and “boop.”
I miss that guy.
I loved that story.
The Corn Pop thing is easily the single funniest statement Biden has ever made, specifically because it appears to be completely true and without any meaningful embellishment at all. Runners-up are “at least three” and his collective expressions of profound hatred for the White House press pool.
Independent investigations have verified with several sources that Corn Pop was in fact a bad dude who ran bad boys
"At least three" was so wholesome because you could tell he didn't really understand gender identity but was trying his best to learn and be respectful and inclusive
It's one of the most brilliant political sound bites of recent times because it signals both that and his annoyance that people keep asking him about it as a gotcha question
His hatred specifically for the NYT knew no limits and who can blame him for that.
It was maybe the single most relatable thing about him, other than wanting to help his son & loving ice cream
Hugh Jass answering the phone at Moe's
As someone with a conservative family, corn pop was a guaranteed laugh line no matter how stilted or force the reference. For years.
I was never a Biden super fan but I was a Corn Pop truther from the jump
he had hairy legs
I truly believe that Corn Pop is like Senor Cardgage or one of those other guys Strong Bad made up who turned out to be real later. Biden manifested him into being retroactively.
Politics does seem to be operating by Homestar Runner logic lately
Hollywood needs to make Big Fish 2 (Bigger Fish?) and this time with Biden’s stories.
Man, that film hits me hard when I think about it. It was the last movie I watched with my dad before he had a mind altering stroke.
Such a powerful movie. I need to watch again.
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That doesn’t mean it wasn’t weird as hell to bring it up how and when he did. To quote the great associator “c’mon man.”
Somehow I must have missed the Corn Pop story all together when it happened. Hilarious.
We're all Corn Pop, if you believe enough
That ended up being the funniest part to me.
Listen here unlike you libs like AOC, Trump can say person, woman, man, camera, tv. That makes him a genius, so don't look into the dementia signs.
Jake Tapper's follow-up book will chronicle Trump as he explores Joe Biden's mental decline.
Front page above the fold for 6 months and a 12-volume Jake Tapper book set.
Imagine if literally any other human being on planet Earth stole the World Cup trophy and put it in his office.
Comparing Biden to Grandpa Simpson was a joke, because he wasn't near that bad. Comparing Trump to Grandpa Simpson is the literal, god awful truth. Trump is so off the scale, you can't compare him to Biden or any real President. Trump is only comparable to cartoon characters.
His uncle didn’t have a funny name like “corn pop,” so no one cares.
If Biden said this Jake Tapper would be starting a new religion
We need you.
It wouldn’t be funny and it wouldn’t be just one.
"They called him Sugar Smack. He hung out the pool."
Been there. #whatifObamadidit
nyt is occupied bending over backwards to avoid talking about the coup underway
Trolling is a force of nature. Humans have an innate instinct to troll those who are trollable. It's one of the fundamental imbalances. Along with how the deceitful are able to do more damage.
It can't be helped. We're only human.
No more rickrolling, time to use our own people youtu.be/YhxjNYvJbgM?...
Imagine any other politician bragging about family connections to a domestic terrorist.
I try not to use the "imagine if" too often, but damn, sometimes you just gotta!
Trump is struggling now that he's the target of a conspiracy theory.
all of these outlets met their dementia quota apparently so now it’s all “Trump Confidently Sets Himself Apart From the Status Quo By Talking Absolute Gibberish”
That sounds like a real New York Times headline that would flummox NY Times Pitchbot because reality has overtaken satire
give them time for their AI bot to put it out
Serious point: there are many QAnon folks who believe Trump is a time-traveler, so that’s how they’d square it in their minds.
Canadian here. I keep seeing #ElectionFraud popping up online. Even #Trump said multiple times “They” rigged it so good I won in the Oval Office. Check this out: youtu.be/7kNAbMuSB0c?...
"Guys stop talking about Epstein. BTW I thought the Unabomber was cool way before you did."
Legit guffaw
Careful, magas might think this is real 🙃
😂🤣😅🤣😂😅
😂
Let the cringelib flow through you.
Trump: I invented the exclamation point. I wanted to tell a contractor to strongly go to hell, so I just invented a symbol to do it. Many people told me they were grateful I did something because they were frustrated as well. Joe: I think mint chocolate chip ice cream is the best.
Media: Is Joe Biden hiding a diabetes diagnosis? Could wildly fluctuating blood sugar explain his "lapses"? Has his circulation been affected by uncontrolled diabetes leading to his shuffling gait? We have GOP Rep. Wank, whose friend is a diabetic, coming on to discuss.
I'll take a story about standing up to cornpop at the pool over someone claiming the Unibomber was a genius and bragging about a relative having taught the Unabomber any day.
it sucks so bad to have to do that but it's increasingly hilarious to imagine any democrat doing some of the things he is doing
These people were calling for blood in the streets because Michelle Obama wanted kids to eat fresh fruit and vegetables. Yesterday Mehmet Oz went on Fox and said "Hey tubbo, lay off the carrot cake if you want to keep your health insurance" and somehow there was not a hint of frothing
And they even got mad when she suggested kids drink more *water*.
Water. Like out the toilet?
exactly!
Goddamn. Look, a black woman is not someone those fuckers want to listen to or even see. No shit they love some old white guys telling them it's patriotic to be physically perfect
In this case it was a Sunni Muslim Turkish man who was telling them that lol
Okay thanks 👍
Michelle Obama could have said, “I’m not your mama, but it might be in your best interest to not huff gold spray paint,” and I’m 1000% convinced 1/4 of this country would’ve been seen with gold paint around their mouths.
Warriors 4Evah!!!!
Now, Let me be clear. You shouldn't go bombing folks with the mail. But I actually knew Ted Kazcynski at MIT and he was a pretty smart guy. Look, you just can't deny that the industrial revolution left a lot of folks behind.
Rewriting constitutional amendments with executive orders and the court just being like 👍👍👍👍👍👍
Giving the ATF a bigger budget than the Marines
….took the words off my fingertips! Just imagine! And…blaming whatever is in the Epstein files on Comey, Clinton and Obama made me lol.
It's his automatic go-to.😂
Jake Tapper be knocking down my door.
“Joe Biden had a funny joke today. We even wrote it down in our diary.”
We need it. For the history books. Imagine the future children's museums where they get to put their diseased hands all over. It's a bacterial wet dream.
Push notification?!? Had Biden done this, Maureen Dowd would personally have knocked on my door at 3 in the morning to shove a copy of the Times into my face - "Have you seen this??? We told you those stories we made up were true!"
What did they make up? Did Biden make sense to you? Look, you got lied to, but the New York Times tried to avoid telling Biden’s brain was oatmeal as long as they could; he just demonstrated it on national tv and they couldn’t avoid it. Their job isn’t to elect Biden.
One could cite the # of headlines, placement, column inches NYT dedicated to Biden's "memory issues", and lack thereof about Drump who actually needed cognitive testing... But facts don't matter to morons
the guy went off on a rant about how Mexicans are raping our precious white women, on national television, when asked a question about abortion if I told you before the debate one of Trump or Biden would do that, which one would you have guessed
Saying "Look" like Mikey Johnson isn't the own you think it is.
You wanna know who you sound like when you bray about how the NYT was very rude for not running campaign propaganda?
They publish(ed) a ton of campaign propaganda. So...? Was not in the Biden camp, would've voted for him anyway if he hadn't stepped down.
When Biden suggested his uncle was eaten by cannibals, it was an international story covered extensively by major media.
Or maybe Jake Tapper should write a book about this
Sen Susan Collins is concerned.
*I* see what you did there!
"Confused Biden Praises Unabomber"
Appearing sleepy and confused President? Joe Biden praised the Unabomber while repeatedly misremembering or straight up confabulating details from his past. Corn Pop was not available for comment but his 8th grade gym teacher's ex-wife said she never liked that guy in anonymous remarks.
funny enough i kinda can imagine biden saying that lol
Biden: me and Corn Pop used to talk about watching Babe Ruth pitch to Joe Dimaggio all the time. We watched them battle with Jackie Robinson. I'm serious, this is real stuff
WHATS THAT JACK? WE DID NATO, CMON
I'm just Jake Tapper will be on the shows again tomorrow talking about how Biden's age decline was somehow even worse than Watergate.
Jake Tapper looking like Randy Marsh at the computer.
Really swinging for the fences if he's out there with "Oh yeah, Unabomber was a Trump family friend"
Genocide Joe would never
At this point, @nytimes.com is a less reliable source of information than @theonion.com and not nearly as well written
The Unabomber went to Harvard, so the NYT could implicate the Obamas, too, I suppose. 🤷♀️
@jaketapper.bsky.social
mmm hmm. www.damemagazine.com/2025/07/15/t...
Good article. But why do they sane-wash him? Why do they aid in the destruction of America?
MONEY, HONEY
Also "we are all scared" - Susan Murkowsky (as if we are not all fucking scared too)
That can't be all. How much money does someone need to sell their soul? There is a difference between a human being and being human. Or are they all Sociopaths and don't feel guilt? That must be the disconnect. Sad.
NY Times is only interested if Trump's uncle identified Zohran Mamdani as the close ally of the Unabomber.
Hey @jaketapper.bsky.social
Time to get a bed in hospice next to Biden
can we please put into law, worldwide, that if you are going to be older than the life expectancy of your country during your term, you cannot serve as leader of your country - you're too old for such a demanding job.
He's desperately trying everything to change the subject from Epstein. His brain is like a pinball machine but half the lights are out and the connections are all fizzling.
Good analogy.👍
but did you know joe biden is old?
Whaaaat??😮
Someone needs to put him in a retirement home and take away his phone.
We know that he has dementia. The question is, when will the media finally admit the obvious? They couldn't wait to skewer Biden with stories about his cognitive decline, but not a whisper about trump's. 😡
Ah but see maybe the uni in unabomber Or Trump knew who he was years before he was officially identified
My theory is that everyone who inherited Elizabeth Christ Trump’s brains went on to do great things, and the ones who inherited Grandpa Pimp’s mushy brain went into real estate. Every single one.
It’s fine. No big deal. This is totally normal.
I was told Trump is so dumb and full of shit we wouldn't be able to tell when dementia took hold.
I'm starting to have concerns he may not be fit to be President
Pardon?
Trump should be put to sleep.
Grandpa’s mind is gone. It’s time to put him in the home.
DonOld is not well.
I’m not giving Trump the benefit of the doubt here, but Kazinski did go to Harvard and Harvard and MIT do allow for “cross registration” so isn’t it possible that the Unabomber took classes at MIT? It’s also possible Trump‘s uncle taught a course at Harvard while on the faculty of MIT.
And now you’ve made me sort of defend Donald Trump, the worst person alive. Curse you, Tim Onion.
His uncle died before any of that was even known about the unibomver. So no its not posdible
The uncle died in 1985
That does not mean he couldn’t have taught Kazinski in 1960? People who are critical of Trump should be just as scrupulous and careful with the facts as he is reckless and dishonest.
Kazinski was identified as the unabomber in 1996, 11 years after uncle John died.
Nobody knew he was the Unabomber in 1985. He wasn't identified until 1996. Ted Kaczynski would have been just some random guy in 1985.
For all the talk of “Sleepy Joe,” why is no one talking about “Dementia Donald?”
‘Raised concerns’ lmao
The unibomber actually DID send a letter to my boss when I was working at a movie studio. (Really.) The unibomber was looking for a new lawyer and picked my boss out of a list of lawyers. My boss was an entertainment lawyer. He could not have helped even if he had wanted to.
I sometimes forget why I walked into a room or where I put things, but these are Jake Tapper moments & will be swept under the rug because ? It just will 💁♀️🙅♀️🤷♀️🤦♀️
@jaketapper.bsky.social would’ve already written another book if this had been about biden
Anyone know if Jake Tapper is on top of this story? I wouldn’t know since I blocked that fucker.
Where’s @jaketapper.bsky.social covering on CNN I’m sure…jk, he’s meeting with his publisher.
I predict Trump is going to die in office. People said Biden was old; Trump is a walking corpse, but will cling to his POTUS office to his dying breath.
The sooner the better.
An order of congestive heart failure with a side of ischemic stroke.
Those pictures of his ankles! Even I can tell that's significant edema.
Not surprised Such a lier
😬 Has anyone asked him what the date is today?
I guess the only three words out of Trump’s mouth that are not lies would be “I love myself!” He just doesn’t know how to tell the truth EVER.
This is why they have him take all his “genius” tests.
I still want to know what the plan is to take Pawpaw's keys away.
Trump dinner party in Hell with the Unabomber, Hannibal Lector, Al Capone, Hitler...
His grandfather taught George Washington about Business during a blizzard in Canada in 1770. And that advice why the logistics reform of Valley Forge, in 1777-78 saved the US army & made us win the revolutionary war.
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@chrislhayes.bsky.social maybe you can get @jaketapper.bsky.social to look into this…
He's worse than Hulk Hogan for spinning yarns.
Some people are saying even AI cannot do such tremendous hallucinatory slop.
This isn't the first time he's rolled out the Unabomber story.
Sadly, we have to rely on Peter Doocy to bring any of this up at the WH presser.
Truth doesn’t matter. Jesus will return before the last of his generation passes. They’ve lived on lies since. And killed hundreds of millions. We are a christian nation now. The murder will be unending. As always.
Just assume whatever he says is a lie because it is.
Publicly obvious - Cognitive Impairment - is grounds for removal & institutionalization. This fool confused DHS added graphics in a photo w/ actual tattoos. He publicly argued repeatedly that these photshopped letters & numbers where physical tattoos, & this 'evidence' proved it. He is not well.
Dementia Donakd
Who knew? He creates grim fairy tales.
Pfft, sounds like someone only perceives the universe in three dimensions
This happens a lot when people get dementia. They'll misremember big events in an autobiographical way. Like 'I was in New York on 9/11' type stuff when they would never have lied about this or been confused about this before dementia. It's childlike in a way but I don't think it has the same causes
Wait. This is not an Onion bit?
Hannibal Lector told 47. everything he knows about the UnaBomber..
I think at this point he's just tryna see what ppl will believe. Really stretching the limits for fun
Slip sliding away…
quick, someone get Jake Tapper on the horn...
I am getting old. While I knew the unabomber T. Kaczynski never went to MIT, I could not for the life of me recall where Ted got his Phd. 😜 MA/Phd ~ U of M. Trump's salting for the rubes with the gobbledygook, but the press will just pass it off as *free associating*. ~ gruel for the rubes.
And no legacy media appears to have reported on it. It’s outrageous
Are you calling the president of the United States a liar?
Dementia
Why can't we watch his decline from his shitty golf course? Instead he HAS to do it as president, on the national stage, making us all look dumber every time he opens his mouth. If god is real he's a sick fuck.
Trump said his uncle’s degrees were in “nuclear, chemistry, and math”. His degrees were in electrical engineering and physics. His credentials and work were legit impressive, yet trump’s broken liar brain still needs to embellish.
This is what’s commonly known as “talking out of one’s ass.”
How is it possible that someone who professes to being the smartest MF’er in all recorded history is, in truth (of which he knows absolutely nothing), the dummest MF’er to have ever graced the political stage in America?
Go Blue!
Worth looking at the last point about $16trn of investment. Were that true, it would be incredible since it would represent a whopping 76% boost to annual GDP.
Believing his own demented fables !!
📌 #pin
Because he cray cray!
The Unabomber went to Harvard, as a class mate of the late, great Hannibal Lector.
He must have been mistaken. The convo about the Unabomber took place with Hannibal Lecter over a nice Chianti.
Was the Unabomber also friends with Hannibal Lector?
🤭
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It’s not his age it’s his lack of intelligence his allegiance to corruption and his inability to comprehend the duties of the president of this country.
Biden was in a phase of cognitive decline leading up to the election for sure, but trump has been a chronic, pathological liar his entire adult life-- probably to the point that he believes his own bullshit; i.e., he's fully delusional.
Biden absolutely was, but so was Trump. the difference being that Biden is the puttering, senile type of cognitive decline, while Trump is the angry, shouting kind of cognitive decline, which isn't as immediately obvious to the general public, especially when youve always been shouting angrily
This is even funnier when you know that this speech was given at Carnegie Mellon which has a big rivalry with MIT.
What's not funny is that this man has the nuclear codes & is commanded by some of the biggest psychopaths in existence. His ability to reason out anything not having to do with his personal agenda is non-existent & he is guided by recommendations and suggestions from Bondi,Miller,Yarvin, and Loomer.
I'm pretty sure he'd have to ask an aide about the nuclear codes. That, or he wrote them down on a post-it note and now anyone who walks into the Oval Office has them...
Oh Wow! What a way to boost my insecurity. You're absolutely correct, though.
So the thing is, there's actually a military person 24/7 around the president who carries the nuclear "football" with the codes, and the comms to carry out the order. This is literally how the process works. POTUS himself never sees the substance of nuclear authorization process.
In that case, Trump probably put a post-it note that reads "guy with the nuclear codes" on that guy's head
Ha! I guess if that person is not using Signal to communicate secret info, it's better than tRump having it and potentially posting it to TruthSocial in a midnight rant.🤔
Where's Jake Tapper?
Hahaha, they all voted for the guy who "totally had sex with two girls at the same time" in high school and who's uncle absolutely worked for Nintendo and knew the code to make Lara Croft naked in Tomb Raider 1 AND 2
Reminded of NYT’s full court press against Biden for mental incompetence (in spite of fairly stellar record) while barely saying boo when Trump went into syntactic free fall before evaporative stadium crowds. (Ok - NYT didn’t sway the public, just the politicos, box stars & power brokers who did.)
Where am I? Why am I here? Who am I?
Nothing to write about here, Jake Tapper
I was just going to say the uncle who died - of a drug overdose- That Don Jnr now represents - Nothing like a full frontal of Trump's nuts completely falling on the floor, with his Marbles -
Perhaps he's just preparing a particular category of plea.
He has always lied about everything, and as he make THE US a worse place, he feels the lies have to be even bigger to keep his suckers happy.
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Indeed, soon the Felon47 messiah will be out of the picture and millions of brainwashed cultists will be lost … not sure what their reaction will be. Peter Thiel and his VP puppet will have to fill the void which will be impossible.
Here's why that's bad for Biden..
My mom, who’s got Alzheimer’s, also had a period of confabulation. Sometimes she even remembered my history as her own, but added nicer degrees.
I have a feeling that he's been brain-dead since like 2017 and they've just been hiding a teener of street meth in his McGriddle every morning and doing a Weekend at Bernie's kind of schtick.
Anyone else notice his disinhibition of language? It's the third or fourth time I've heard profanity from him at pressers or other public events. He's given up any pretense of appearing to be presidential. He can say anything, and his cult will translate it into something they think is coherent.
Classless buffoon.🤬
Jake Tapper furiously typing away at another book, certainly
Yes, his age and mental ability are a concern, but this is just Trump doing what he does best, lying about anything that comes to mind. The fact that his tales are easily disproved doesn't concern him. He just keeps lying, and his fans believe every word of it
Yeah, he's just a liar like all narcissists are, it's second nature. He's been caught pretending to be made up ppl to lie in his business dealings, this was all on the news at the time. The only difference between then & now is that the news no longer reports it when he tells a massive whopper
I think this nails it
Harvard, MIT, dead, alive, what's the difference?
Ok … is there any proof that anyone of his base cares? Omg … we are all watching this… he has no clothes… but does anyone know where we go from here?
The Unabomber. Hannibal Lechter. Trump is a fucking sicko.
And yet his sheep act like the honey badger. They don’t care… 🤦♂️
Brain function is shrinking while the ankles are swelling. Snark aside, Trump is in tough shape.
Anything to distract
MAGA don’t care. They are happy they can be openly sexist and racist now!
“I studied mathematics at Berkeley now I don’t like society” geez there’s a song about it
My uncle and the Unabomber were in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and the baby looked at me.
It’s like when Trump talked to parents of Korean War vets. They’d all have to be 100+.
His supporters are dumber than he is.
Trump talks out of his ass all the time. That's why he's always talking shit.
Nancy Reagan seance?
Dear @jaketapper.bsky.social and @cnn.com : Fuck you.
maybe ted will be the new hannibal
and why the hell is he talking/bragging about the unabomber?!
Dementia... with nuclear codes? 🤔 What could 𝘱𝘰𝘴𝘴𝘪𝘣𝘭𝘺 go wrong! 💁
The question is: is he *just* an unhinged narcissist OR is he an unhinged narcissist with some form of dementia? Increasingly, the evidence suggests the latter. This is the man in control of our nuclear arsenal. Congress needs to impeach, yesterday.
An unhinged malignant narcissistic abuser and rapist pedophile with dementia.
Fact check: Trump tells fictional story about his uncle and the Unabomber www.cnn.com/2025/07/16/p...
why is this not making major news when Biden's health was merely in question, the news media went ballistic. but trump actually making things up & forgetting his staff, REALLY???? come on!!!!!
His lies are getting more … involved.
You see, when playing 4D chess, the 4th dimension is actually time, so you can't look at everyth8ng so linear.
The Unabomber is like the band Turnstile...some people - cool people with taste - got into him way before he got big
Well except for the violence he was onto something and Turnstile's Glow On was a great album.
It is very strange that there is a person who has had to, for their job, explain to the President that the unibomber is a real guy, and Hannibal Lecter isn't, and that he shouldn't tell people he is friends with either of them.
I hear there's a team at SpaceX whose job it is to distract Elon Musk so the engineers can get shit done.
Sounds about right. Another kookoo bird.🤪
#DementiaDon . He is sick.
“Improbable” is doing a lot of heavy lifting here.
Can’t wait until a journalist calls him out on this shit… Oh wait. Who am I kidding?
👍☹️🤬
I estimated he was in Stage 4 of dementia but he may now be in Stage 5 or a stage of Alzheimer's. They'll just say he was joking though. Biden's stutter was used to declare him as in decline. Trump's been slurring words & rambling since 2018, but the US media ignores it.
It's also hard to underestimate just how weird he is. Even his lucid moments are creepy *shudders*
When the Epstein files are so incriminating for you that you make up connections with one of the most famous homegrown terrorists imaginable as a distraction.
he also said his uncle had degrees in "nuclear, chemical, math" - he had a PhD in electrical engineering and a master's in physics.
I guess it’s President Miller this week then.
Lala land
This is not news, we know Donald is a habitual liar and a moron. Anyone with half a brain doesn't listen to him anymore. Pay attention to the men behind the curtain, the enablers, the true evil.
You're ignoring the obvious explanation: Trump's uncle used Tesla's time machine to travel to a parallel universe where Kaczynski went to MIT instead, where he briefly replaced that universe's John Trump, taught Ted K, and then learned (again: time machine) that he would later become the Unabomber.
You'd think they'd want to play down the family link to MIT, what with them being at war with them and all. www.politico.com/news/2025/06...
Let's just elect ChatGPT, it hallucinates as much as this guy does.
Everything out of Trump’s mouth is a fucking lie.. EVERYTHING
The unabomber. I tell you everything that comes out of his mouth is a cue to violence. Why was he talking about him ? Giving his audience ideas ? He looks up to people who have harmed others. He is sick !
There was probably a tv show about him on sometime in the last couple of days.
Diarrhea of the mouth with that idiot.
Great minds like his can travel the spacetime in every direction. He has seen dimensions we can’t even conceive of.
His aging leathery face, covered in makeup, his thinning hair barely covering his bald head, covered in hair colour, his deteriorating brain cells, his rambling speech impairment. Epstein files. Causing him sleep deprivation. He can’t think straight causing him to deviate questions.
Maybe he's mixed up the Unabomber with his other hero, Hannibal Lecter? Although he went to John Hopkins, not MIT.
Hey @jaketapper.bsky.social
Obviously the Unabomber was a time traveler /s Release the Epstein Files
Apart from this story being hilarious - what is it with Trumps admiration for murderers? Next he'll tell us how he ate a burger with the late great Jeffrey Dahmer.
"I've been to the nicest restaurants in the world folks, but Jeff, what's what I call my friend Jeffrey Dahmer, great guy, he makes the best hamburders I've ever had. The best."
That's so disturbingly close to reality, it feels like he already said that.
'Trump, continuing his speech, would make outrageous claims, like he "invented" the question mark. Sometimes, he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy.'
The kind of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament.
He seems to get a free pass on everything from a supine media .
Mind you , I heard big tough men , real tough guys , were coming up to him with tears in their eyes . “Sir” they said , “Sir , thank you for growing back cheese flavoured sing doors . These apples are truly the container.”
These exact transcipts of his speeches are really something to be pondered 😅
It scares me that I can't tell if this is real or not.
Largely because anyone that points out that the emperor has no clothes is immediately cut off from any access, which costs their organisation advertising revenue as their viewership decreases.
He has lost it. He is barely keeping his head above water. The Admin to toast. I love that Epstein will take down Trumpity Dumpity.
He just makes shit up but this " genius" uncle is often the subject of trump stories which has to do with eugenics.
Well trump has zero accomplishments himself. So he tries to imply greatness thru family members as tho it means anything. Just bc his uncle was smart doesn't make him not stupid af.
Don’t like the conversation? Change the conversation. Better to be called crazy than a pedo.
Hey, Jake! Better get on this toot sweet! jaketapper.bsky.social
He's starting to sound like this guy:
@jaketapper.bsky.social
Hey, @jaketapper.bsky.social. You keeping note, or are you still trying to make money off of Biden while ignoring what is going on now?
Tapper: “How dare you impugn my integrity!” *whispers: “I have bills” *softer whisper: “don’t want to die”
He's probably afraid to take on the felon for real. Besides, he also probably doesn't have access to people who'll give him the inside dirt on him. I only know the gist of his book re: Biden, but I'm guessing he had to have a few tidbits. Trump's people who talked did their own books, I think.
Someone should just ask him what year he thinks it is right now.
He'll respond, "What an evil question, only an evil person would ask a question like that," his go to response when he doesn't know the answer or the answer makes him look bad
Not even sure he could tell you who the president is
feeling no care about fact, wood boom man smart uncle, epsteem plane no ever fly once, fly many! we're back, folks
Quick, call Jake. He will be all over this.
Stuff like this gives me hope he won't be able to go for a third term even if the Supreme Court or whoever gives him the okay. Hell, at this rate I'm not sure if he can finish this term for 3.5 years.
If we let him, he'll find a way to end elections, probably before midterms.
But Biden… Why isn’t this getting the attention it deserves? A sign of dementia? A need for additional cognitive testing?? Where are the relevant questions addressed to the White House Press Secretary and to Donald Trump directly for further clarification? Or are we simply accepting WHATEVER?
his uncle was like really smart tho. maybe he knew
normal shit
It amazes me that anyone still mistakes the noises the Rapist farts out of its skull for language.
But AOC is very low IQ, and we don't want low IQ.
Grandpa has the best stories
kristen holmes where you at bsky.app/profile/them...
He’s beyond demented…the question is when is someone going to do something about it? 🙄🙄🙄
Oh could this be good news 🗞️?!? Dementia coming on strong?
When my mom reacted a state with early onset dementia we had to lock up the cutlery because she could throw a fitt and maybe use them. This person has access to nuclear weapons
He got his bachelor’s at Harvard and his PhD at Michigan I believe.
EO incoming demanding that MIT give Kaczynski an honorary degree so that Trump can claim he was right.
Trump can draw one with a Sharpie
Actually, he went to University of Mattel, he is kenough.
MIT students can in fact take courses at Harvard. So not impossible. The guy went off the rails after being used as a human guinea pig for tests of psychedelic drugs.
The thing that rules it out is that Ted K. wasn’t identified as the unabomber till after Trump’s uncle died and spent most of his time living off grid in that hut, so it would be very unlikely he would bring him up in conversation with his nephew.
Unless Trump's uncle knew that he was the Unabomber. Trumps are pretty fucking dumb. And in Trump's addled brain, that is the connection he made to trying to bury his crimes with Epstein.
Which man, Trump or Kaczynski, went off the rails? Ted was subjected to psychological sessions while a student that would not be ok by a university’s human subjects office in 2025, but where’s the evidence that psychedelic drugs were given to him? Don’s problems are detailed by his niece Mary.
Ted K. Was reportedly a test subject in MK-Ultra and they cooked his brain. Which would sound like a Ted K. Conspiracy theory only his brain certainly got cooked somehow and he was one of the rare crazy people who told people he was crazy.
There was no LSD involved, only psychological "conditioning" that would look familiar to former cult members. He never went to MIT, just because he "could" have taken classes there doesn't mean he did. Not a single bit of evidence tells us this, and what is more what evidence we have contradicts it
I never said he did take classes at MIT. What I said is that the fact that he went to Harvard means that is possible. It might be unlikely, but that isn't the part of Trump's blathering that disproves his claim. The MIT/Harvard issue is weak, the dates are cast iron, use those.
The MIT issue is not weak. Every lie, every time is the advice I follow from ppl who don't make stuff up while doling out bad advice online.
It is weak until someone actually finds out which courses Ted K. took and shows that it didn't happen Anyone who is familiar with MIT and Harvard know that they are exceptionally close and that faulty and students frequently move between them. They are opposite ends of the same street in Cambridge.
Duuuuude. He's the Unabomber, not only has someone actually found out what classes he was taking, multiple people have and wrote it into their GD books about the subject because obviously they would because he was experimented on while in college, ffs. That's why it's such a dumb lie.
Then why not cite one of those people insofar giving MAGA fascists an opening?
Of course the probability of Ted K. taking a class from Senile Orange's uncle is tiny. But you can't say it didn't happen unless you actually do the research and show it didn't.
They messed with his mind, but there’s no evidence the people at Harvard subjected him to LSD or other psychedelic drugs. If you have a source doc, please cite that.
Strange but true… he was once part of a Harvard experiment on psychological control subsidized by the CIA and known in turn as MK Ultra!
www.psychologytoday.com/us/blog/impr...
#GoBlue 😎.
He’s remembering the scene from good will hunting where he asks the bartender “who’s Ted Kacynski”
I say he’s just unintelligent. And he doesn’t care because his cult believes every thing that he says.
I'm sure Jake Tapper is all over it.
Paging @jaketapper.bsky.social.
And Trump will double down on the claim and go unchallenged by most of the media.
Trump operates on fantasy and not reality.
I was returning home from shopping in one direction on the parkway today, while his motorcade was heading to the airport in the other. What I'm saying is that I got a second opportunity today to flip off the same sitting President, in roughly the same spot, coming home with groceries.
He lies as he breathes.
I’m sorry but Trump thinks we’re stupid
If he says it, MAGAts believe it. No matter how much evidence is proof to the contrary. THIS is why he wants an uneducated America.
Since he couldn't possibly be a pudding-brained confabulator, there's only one answer: HE'S A MYSTIC WHO CAN TALK TO THE DEAD.
...also the stupidest POTUS ever.
Shit Americans fall for in the middle of the night.
Mr. Onion, you, and everyone in this country know the only solution for this is for CNN to produce another exposé on Biden's cognitive decline.
@jaketapper.bsky.social’s upcoming tell-all book on Trump’s deteriorating mental health is going to be truly amazing when it’s published in 2029.
Now that he’s the oldest president, I’m sure that the NYT and WaPo are clamouring to cover his mental acuity. Oh, what’s that? They’re not? Well, that’s weird!
I have a sister like this. Her stories are self serving but I think she actually believes them, despite the fact that they’re fiction. Very disorienting being around someone like that.
Clearly he caught good will hunting on the picture box last night
Hey, Jake! JAKE!!! Are you on this? Or you only do competent but ill elderly presidents with an agonizing stutter?
18/10 on the "How much worse can this guy get?" scale.